Humorous and funny Bob poems and/or funny poems about Bob. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Bob funny poems!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny
Message In a Bottle - Help - Bob
I've been marooned on this isle for months
Sharks circle here licking their chops
Haven't had very much grub
Just some coconut meat
No gals in grass skirts
Tsunami near
Oh dear me
Ahoy
Help
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 5 in Linda-Marie's "Message In A Bottle" Contest - March 2011
Written by
Tom Cunningham
Categories:
humor,
Bob the Slob
There was once a lazy drunkard named Bob
He's so idle he's nicknamed the fat slob
By the pool he lays
In a drunken daze
He just drinks and shovells food down his gob.
In the summers heat Bob sweated and stunk
Didnt bother him cos he was so drunk
Tripped over a stool
Fell into the pool
And now smells more like wet dog than a skunk...
(GOB -slang for mouth)
Written 14th June 2020
For Summer Laziness Poetry Contest
Sponsored By Mohan Chutani
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, children, funny, imagination, visionary,
Sponge Bob Square Pants { Cinquain}
Spongebob
cartoon fiction
under water voyage
hopes wishes fantasy dreaming
Squarepants
Tribute To Jenny
Who Loves This Show LOL
Get A Rope Hehehe
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
A Poet Named Bob
I once knew a poet named Bob.
Some folks consider him a snob.
But that ain't true;
If him they knew,
They would surely with him hobnob!
Robert (Bob) Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Entry for Skat's "Sensitive Comment" Contest
Written by
Brenda Rose
Categories:
appreciation, cheer up, dedication, emotions, goodbye, humorous, word play,
Bob the Builder
He’s known as Bob the Builder
But soon we must say farewell,
He says it’s time to leave
And so to this we wish him well.
What shall we do without him?
How will the work get done?
Because he does the work of several
And still he makes it look like fun.
So before we say goodbye
It’s important to understand
He’s not just Bob the Builder
To us he’s Bob the Gentleman!
Brenda Elizabeth Rose
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
funny
Here Lies Old Bob
Robert Lee Hinshaw
If you think this place has no great appeal
Now how in the hell do you think I feel
On my stone let no bird light
If they do clean off the blight
Keep off the grass as at my tomb you kneel
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 8 in Andrea Dietrich's "Poetic Epitaph" Contest -October 2010
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny
The Tale of Billy Bob Bunny Part 2
Life in a pen was not easy
Bunny Bob soon became crazy
how to hop again
in lush green garden
so he planned escape strategy.
One night he found the door open
silently came out of the pen
crossed over the fence
made a little dance
started eating carrots again.
When mama woke up at sunrise
Bob was at bed,what a surprise
sleeping beside her
was her little star
how could Bunny become so wise?
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Eve Tried To Kill Bob
Eve tried to kill Bob
with a broken door knob
last Friday at noon
when he popped her balloon.
She had a big fit.
Did you hear about it?
Yes, she’d stewed and she’d stewed
since bob was so rude.
Since bob was so rude,
yes, she’d stewed and she’d stewed.
Did you hear about it?
She had a big fit
when he popped her balloon.
Last Friday at noon,
with a broken doorknob,
Eve tried to kill Bob.
A Palindrome poem with four palindrome
words: Eve, Bob, noon, and did!
Written By Andrea Dietrich
for David Williams' Palindrome mad Poetry Contest
Written by
Joseph May
Categories:
funny,
Bob
There once was a fellow named Bob
Who was happy cause he'd got a job
But soon after being hired
Poor Bob was fired
And all he does now is sob
Written by
Jeremy Henderson
Categories:
funny
Bob
my friend has this item she got
its something she shouldnt have bought
she used it alone
til her boy came home
and now we all laugh at the thought
Written by
Diane Pennestri
Categories:
death, funny, memory, simile, thanks, tribute,
A Hope Memory Tribute Bob Hope
In our lives you were forever,
to make us cry, no never.
So many things that you did,
you made us all feel like a kid.
Every word you ever spoke,
somehow turned into a joke.
A special gift you had somehow,
I guess God must need it now.
He sent you to Angels above,
remember it's you we'll always love.
If it was loose, you would tighten the rope,
after all you were Bob Hope.
We're all so grateful for all you gave,
the crazy ways you would behave.
So may I say from many,
"Thanks for the Memory!"
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Bob Marley's Wailer
Can I borrow your funny bone for a while
Hopefully I can wiggle it and give you a chuckle or smile
To tell you about a sailor
They called Bob Marley’s Wailer
From the piles you could hear his voice for a mile
Written by
Larry Belt
Categories:
funny
Corn On the Bob
I used to work with a man named Bob
The Tooth Fairy, he decided to rob
He didn't have any teeth
That's why he became a thief
He needed to chew his corn on the cob
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
funny,
Bob Put All Eggs In One Basket
Ann laid an egg
Cheryl laid an egg
Susan laid an egg
Bob put all eggs in one basket
Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
funny,
Bob Hope
Bob Hope
Had a nose like a ski slope.
He entertained with comedy
To relieve military troops' anxiety.
1/21/12
Entered in PD's Battle of the Clerihew contest.
Written by
Jessica Kuilan
Categories:
funny, people,
Bob
There once was a man named Bob.
And he had a little green ball…
Then one day
It bounced away
And there goes our Bob…
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Mossy Bob
Have any of you ladies been hit with a lob
From a baseball right in your “mossy bob”
As a male I cringe
I feel a twinge
Remembering some groin hits, I still start to sob
Written by
Elliott Bowe The Drunken Poet
Categories:
funny,
Bob Was Deceived
Yes by a man Bob was deceived.
Admiring female he believed.
He saw a big butt.
He watched it strut.
She said hi~deep voice,
BOB GRIEVED.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
fashion, friend, friendship, funny, giggle, humor, silly,
Bob
I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Bob From Nod
In the land of Nod lived a man named Bob
Some people described him as a bit of a slob
His undies were soiled
People recoiled
At the sight of this fellow, a strange sort of a knob
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
halloween, humor,
Bob
bobbing for apples
with candy corn rotten teeth -
rinsing with water
10/26/2018
Written by
Coral Urbina
Categories:
animal, dance, funny, humorous, song,
Billy Bob Brown
There once was a goat named Billy Bob Brown
Who sang horribly off-key when he danced through town.
One day while singing, someone grabbed a long pole,
And pushed Billy Bob into a large hole,
Now Billy Bob no longer sings as he dances around.
Written by
Christopher Allen
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Bob Dylan's Songs Come From a Pipe
or some kind of conduit
or some kind of hubble-bubble
perhaps a shower hose
my daughter has learnt to say 'door'
she enjoys knocking her head on them
she dances to anything
i woke up wrapped in the mosquito net
or maybe wrapped in the pipe where
schubert's songs came from
i yanked the window off the wall
haven't replaced nor fixed it yet
looking for a window of opportunity
Written by
Edward Ibeh
Categories:
celebrity, humor, music, song, tribute,
Bob Dylan
A legendary entertainer known for his folk singin'
Wrote the protest song, "The Times They Are A Changin'
He was born in Duluth, Minnesota as Robert Zimmerman
Singer, songwriter, author, artist, what else? A renaissance man!
Educate Me With Humor - Leader Clerihew Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich (Winner: 4th Place)
Date written and posted: 01/23/2019
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
anti bullying, cheer up, child, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
our daughter bob
my wife insists im a slob
for naming our daughter bob
was all I could do
and quite really true
bobs sure to find a great job.