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Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny
I've been marooned on this isle for months
Sharks circle here licking their chops
Haven't had very much grub
Just some coconut meat
No gals in grass skirts
Tsunami near
Oh dear me
Ahoy
Help
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 5 in Linda-Marie's "Message In A Bottle" Contest - March 2011
Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
humor,
There was once a lazy drunkard named Bob
He's so idle he's nicknamed the fat slob
By the pool he lays
In a drunken daze
He just drinks and shovells food down his gob.
In the summers heat Bob sweated and stunk
Didnt bother him cos he was so drunk
Tripped over a stool
Fell into the pool
And now smells more like wet dog than a skunk...
(GOB -slang for mouth)
Written 14th June 2020
For Summer Laziness Poetry Contest
Sponsored By Mohan Chutani
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
adventure, children, funny, imagination, visionary,
Spongebob
cartoon fiction
under water voyage
hopes wishes fantasy dreaming
Squarepants
Tribute To Jenny
Who Loves This Show LOL
Get A Rope Hehehe
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
humorous,
I once knew a poet named Bob.
Some folks consider him a snob.
But that ain't true;
If him they knew,
They would surely with him hobnob!
Robert (Bob) Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Entry for Skat's "Sensitive Comment" Contest
Poem Details | by
Brenda Rose |
Categories:
appreciation, cheer up, dedication, emotions, goodbye, humorous, word play,
He’s known as Bob the Builder
But soon we must say farewell,
He says it’s time to leave
And so to this we wish him well.
What shall we do without him?
How will the work get done?
Because he does the work of several
And still he makes it look like fun.
So before we say goodbye
It’s important to understand
He’s not just Bob the Builder
To us he’s Bob the Gentleman!
Brenda Elizabeth Rose
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny
Robert Lee Hinshaw
If you think this place has no great appeal
Now how in the hell do you think I feel
On my stone let no bird light
If they do clean off the blight
Keep off the grass as at my tomb you kneel
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 8 in Andrea Dietrich's "Poetic Epitaph" Contest -October 2010
Poem Details | by
Kash Poet |
Categories:
funny
Life in a pen was not easy
Bunny Bob soon became crazy
how to hop again
in lush green garden
so he planned escape strategy.
One night he found the door open
silently came out of the pen
crossed over the fence
made a little dance
started eating carrots again.
When mama woke up at sunrise
Bob was at bed,what a surprise
sleeping beside her
was her little star
how could Bunny become so wise?
Poem Details | by
Andrea Dietrich |
Categories:
funny,
Eve tried to kill Bob
with a broken door knob
last Friday at noon
when he popped her balloon.
She had a big fit.
Did you hear about it?
Yes, she’d stewed and she’d stewed
since bob was so rude.
Since bob was so rude,
yes, she’d stewed and she’d stewed.
Did you hear about it?
She had a big fit
when he popped her balloon.
Last Friday at noon,
with a broken doorknob,
Eve tried to kill Bob.
A Palindrome poem with four palindrome
words: Eve, Bob, noon, and did!
Written By Andrea Dietrich
for David Williams' Palindrome mad Poetry Contest
Poem Details | by
Joseph May |
Categories:
funny,
There once was a fellow named Bob
Who was happy cause he'd got a job
But soon after being hired
Poor Bob was fired
And all he does now is sob
Poem Details | by
Jeremy Henderson |
Categories:
funny
my friend has this item she got
its something she shouldnt have bought
she used it alone
til her boy came home
and now we all laugh at the thought
Poem Details | by
Diane Pennestri |
Categories:
death, funny, memory, simile, thanks, tribute,
In our lives you were forever,
to make us cry, no never.
So many things that you did,
you made us all feel like a kid.
Every word you ever spoke,
somehow turned into a joke.
A special gift you had somehow,
I guess God must need it now.
He sent you to Angels above,
remember it's you we'll always love.
If it was loose, you would tighten the rope,
after all you were Bob Hope.
We're all so grateful for all you gave,
the crazy ways you would behave.
So may I say from many,
"Thanks for the Memory!"
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
Can I borrow your funny bone for a while
Hopefully I can wiggle it and give you a chuckle or smile
To tell you about a sailor
They called Bob Marley’s Wailer
From the piles you could hear his voice for a mile
Poem Details | by
Larry Belt |
Categories:
funny
I used to work with a man named Bob
The Tooth Fairy, he decided to rob
He didn't have any teeth
That's why he became a thief
He needed to chew his corn on the cob
Poem Details | by
Kim Merryman |
Categories:
funny,
Bob Hope
Had a nose like a ski slope.
He entertained with comedy
To relieve military troops' anxiety.
1/21/12
Entered in PD's Battle of the Clerihew contest.
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
funny,
Ann laid an egg
Cheryl laid an egg
Susan laid an egg
Bob put all eggs in one basket
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor,
Have any of you ladies been hit with a lob
From a baseball right in your “mossy bob”
As a male I cringe
I feel a twinge
Remembering some groin hits, I still start to sob
Poem Details | by
Jessica Kuilan |
Categories:
funny, people,
There once was a man named Bob.
And he had a little green ball…
Then one day
It bounced away
And there goes our Bob…
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
In the land of Nod lived a man named Bob
Some people described him as a bit of a slob
His undies were soiled
People recoiled
At the sight of this fellow, a strange sort of a knob
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Elliott Bowe The Drunken Poet |
Categories:
funny,
Yes by a man Bob was deceived.
Admiring female he believed.
He saw a big butt.
He watched it strut.
She said hi~deep voice,
BOB GRIEVED.
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
halloween, humor,
bobbing for apples
with candy corn rotten teeth -
rinsing with water
10/26/2018
Poem Details | by
Coral Urbina |
Categories:
animal, dance, funny, humorous, song,
There once was a goat named Billy Bob Brown
Who sang horribly off-key when he danced through town.
One day while singing, someone grabbed a long pole,
And pushed Billy Bob into a large hole,
Now Billy Bob no longer sings as he dances around.
Poem Details | by
Edward Ibeh |
Categories:
celebrity, humor, music, song, tribute,
A legendary entertainer known for his folk singin'
Wrote the protest song, "The Times They Are A Changin'
He was born in Duluth, Minnesota as Robert Zimmerman
Singer, songwriter, author, artist, what else? A renaissance man!
Educate Me With Humor - Leader Clerihew Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Andrea Dietrich (Winner: 4th Place)
Date written and posted: 01/23/2019
Poem Details | by
Mysty Summers |
Categories:
fun, humor,
Uncle Bob
Uncle Bob came for a visit and let out a morbid gas of air.
08/18/2016
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
anti bullying, cheer up, child, funny, giggle, humor, humorous,
my wife insists im a slob
for naming our daughter bob
was all I could do
and hopefully true
bobs sure to find a good job.
Poem Details | by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories:
fashion, friend, friendship, funny, giggle, humor, silly,
I once had a buddy named Bob
He was an unbearable slob
I pressed him a suit
And dressed him up cute
He dirtied it quickly, the knob.