Humorous and funny Bobby poems and/or funny poems about Bobby. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Bobby funny poems!
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
beautiful, funny, judgement, political,
Ode To Bobby Pickett
They did the mash—they did the monster mash
In a field—in a field of trash
Republicans ain’t cool
Stink like a graveyard ghoul
One sick group—that we need to smash
Author's note: The limerick above can be recited to the rhythm of the Pickett hit song. I am supporting Bernie Sanders and hope he picks Elizabeth Warren for a running mate. The rest are fiends and zombies! This is not a joke.
Written by
Anindya Mohan Tagore
Categories:
funny,
Bobby
I once knew a poet named Bobby
Writing trash was his only hobby
But, he thought he was great
"Fame is just matter of fate"
When not placed, said,"There must be lobby"
27.02.16
My nickname is Bobby and this write is purely fictional.
Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
brother, chocolate, funny, giggle, halloween, humorous, sister,
Naughty Brother Bobby
Inspired by Real Life Brother Billy, My Halloween Candy Thief
Every year when it is sweet Halloween time,
my selfish big brother commits the same crime -
he quick gobbles his candy and then steals mine!
I can't tell cause my parents will say I whine
so, this Halloween my mean brother, Bobby,
will feel regret and correct his theft hobby.
Tonight, this sis is a sinister zombie
who will see Bro turn squatty, potty sorry!
I foil wrapped sweets he favs as delicious –
he will soon steal Exlax-styled Hershey kisses.
By the time naughty Bobby grows suspicious
his guts will have already turned most vicious!
Written by
Tom Cunningham
Categories:
humor,
Why I Should Win 1st Place - Bobby Send Me Your Bank Account Number
Bobby I urge you to ignore the rest
Because my rhyme is simply the best
Second or third place will not do
That's why I'm sending money to you.
Written on 28/02/2019.
For I am a winner contest.
Sponsored by Bobby May.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, farm, humorous,
The Ballad of Bobby and Suzy
Set-a-spell, and I'll spin you a yarn
of Bobby and Suzy, who lived in a barn:
Rooster crowed at the crack of dawn
Suzy slept on; Bobby stifled a yawn
But he had to get up; he worked on a farm
First milk the cows, then get out of that barn
Collect all the eggs that the chickens did lay
Bobby did his job well; he was handsomely paid
And just what did he make? How much was his pay?
After work, Suzy'd give him a roll in the hay
She'd get all worked up, all set to explode
Then from Suzy the cow a load of milk flowed
Written by
Nerrissa Jenkins
Categories:
for her, funny, humorous,
Just Call Him Bobby
He sticks to the wall
He sticks to the door
He even sticks to the floor
When I'm alone and I feel a way
I pull Bobby out the draw
He always saves the day
I bounce up and down on him
If I'm just that freaky
I might such it, jerk it, jump on it and hump it
Its just the size for me
I keep him near
I never know when
I'm going to need him again
Yeah
I said his name is Bobby
He does the job when I'm alone I use him to solve the problem.
Written by
Janice Canerdy
Categories:
death, humor,
Bobby Had To Have the Last Word
Beneath lies last-word Bobby Fife
who never paid heed to his wife.
She said that mountain was too high.
He yelled, “You’re wrong. The top I’ll try----!"
Date: April 13, 2019
Contest Title: An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe
February 4, 2023
entered in Brian Strand's Your Option Poetry Contest
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous,
Bobby May
Bobby May come and he may go but Bobby will soon choose a winner!
FIRST PLACE WINNER
Tease a Friend Contest
Sponsored by Bobby May
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
brother, candy, humorous,
Bobby May Is a Thief
My sneaky big brother Bobby May
stole my trick and treat candy today
He plays the same trick every year,
then laughs at me when I shed a tear
So this year I made sure that I got even
and added Ex Lax choc from Uncle Steven
The time has come to call it quits -
cos Bobby May has got the squits!
If I were your brother Poetry Contest
Sponsored Bobby May
10/16/19
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
fun, funny, humorous, poems, poetry,
Bobby Barnard
Bobby Bernard, a card-shark,
in Vegas to hone his art.
His bets never missed,
It was gambling bliss,
gold digger captured his heart.
Written 7-1-19
"Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest"
sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Written by
Tom Valles
Categories:
funny, light,
Big Bobby Buddah
Look at my belly,
So rotund, full of jelly!
I am in a jam.