Humorous and funny Boobs poems and/or funny poems about Boobs. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Boobs funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
beauty, body, humorous, image,
Lets All Embrace Big Boobs
She's quite a busty lady, this fact cannot be denied
Tried to cover them up for years, her boobs shes tried to hide
But with a new found confidence all this is in the past
Shes got a brand new wardrobe gonna show em off at last
Ladies embrace your curves and lets take the ogling men down a notch
If they stare at your assets - smile sweetly and stare intently at their crotch!
Jan Allison
4th May 2014
Written by
Richard Lamoureux
Categories:
beauty, celebration, humorous,
Boobs
Jugs of an INORDINATE size
I can't help but lOOk at them
Giggles escape from my lips
Grapefruit like in shape
Lively like bounce
In my face
Nifty
Gift
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
Boobs Hang Out In Pairs
Boobs are usually found hanging out in pairs
Seeing one without the other is really quite rare
They're kinda quirky
Brown noses so perky
Hanging so proudly smelling the fresh air
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
angst, anniversary, city, fish, giggle, sad love, tribute,
Boobs
Booze doggy,
booze...
Snooze sloggy groove,
Cruz... cruz-
joggy,
news,
so true,
exactly what I do.
Ignite it!
Write the flame,
understand litany's shame,
do one do others,
because of my brothers,
who said who'd who?
Calculated the hairy groove...
I seemed to choose,
I seemed to have become new-
but this towns very coldness shows me shoes.
I'm going home now,
to vote for more proof,
an even-ness or eventual eagerness.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Big Boobs
Before they become a mummy
Some girls may feel awful crummy
Morning sickness is real
But whatever they feel
At least they can see their tummy
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
funny, hilarious, humorous,
Where Did Her Boobs Go
During the last two weeks, I've been living a nightmare.
My wife's boobs shrunk and it's too much for me to bear.
She was busty, her bra size was 38 double D.
Now she's flat, why is this happening to me?
Everybody that I know swears up and down that she's always been flat.
I know that her big boobs are somewhere but where the hell are they at?
I lost something great, something that I held dear.
She was like Pamela Anderson but they disappeared.
She was a buxom lady but now she's like an ironing board.
If you can help me find her breasts, I'll give you a reward.
(This fictional poem was inspired by a YouTube video.)
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humor,
Boobs
Like peaches and plums, and melons too...
Are some of the fruits that most women grew
Some are so large, and some are so small
Some sag down low and some stand up tall
Some are quite firm and have little dark nipples
Some are quite soft and have wrinkles and ripples
Some are so big...to carry them must be rough
But more than a handful, they say is enough
But one thing for sure, that for most men it's a norm
We love to see boobs... any size, shape or form!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
hilarious,
Boobs In Back
What if chickies had boobs in the back as well as the front
Hugging would last an eternity, can imagine twice the grunts
Hard to pry peeps apart
Talk about uncontrollable farts
If I have one last wish, we'd hug six times before lunch