Humorous and funny Booty poems and/or funny poems about Booty. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Booty funny poems!
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
children, funny,
Treasured Booty
a baby bootie
ecstatically clings to her
clear garrison cap —
the navy does not issue
children in sailor’s seabag
3/6/2020
Written by
Betty Bateson
Categories:
fun, humor,
Booty
show off your booty
shake it up and walk in style
new red high heel boots
Written by
Jodie Williams
Categories:
funny,
You May Think I'M Crazy - the Booty Poem-
You may think I'm crazy, or that it won't suit me
If I had one wish, id wish for a booty
No not a car trunk or sock for a baby
For I want an azz like a big curvy lady
The backside iv got, I'm getting annoyed
When seen from the rear I look like a boy
I can't keep my jeans up, they fall off my bum
No matter how tightly my belt has been done
No elbows on tables, for safety, not manners
Embracing me is like cuddling spanners
Covered in bruises and yes, you can laugh
I get a numb bum when I sit in the bath
I just want some padding to cushion the blow
And being so skinny, ain't all that, you know.
Written by
Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr
Categories:
adventure, humorous,
Booty Banded
tell you
this what i do
stand on the corner
sometime a lonener
watch big butts
some i won't touch
i demand it
AM A
BOOTY BANDED