Humorous and funny Bowling poems and/or funny poems about Bowling. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Bowling funny poems!
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humorous,
The Highest Bowling Game Ever 301
I once bowled a three hundred and one
Someone told me that couldn't be done
I said, "I've done it before...
When I had bowled my high score...
I had bowled a three hundred...and WON"
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
humorous,
Bowling Fun
BOWLING FUN
Bowling can be fun
But – ball in
gutter?
Ball point reaches
pins
12 strikes – perfect
game
No strikes – dirty,
rotten shame
Ha, ha, aint this
fun?
Have another beer
When you can see
twenty pins
Bowling can be fun
My wife has beat me
She only weighs
one-twenty
Bowled her weight
plus ten
.
Written by
Joshua Lacey
Categories:
funny
Take a Risk - Ode To Bowling
Roll the ball with utmost care
By the gutters if you dare!
Don't go slidding down the lane
Don't want to think of how much pain!
Of a lousy score beware!
Written by
Freddie Robinson Jr.
Categories:
film, fun, humor, parody,
Going Bowling
Dude,
I’m going bowling tonight
Got my twinkle toe shoes,
and trusty hammer ball
Dude,
I’m gonna watch the pins all fall
So you can mark it,
Dude
Going bowling tonight,
it’s league tournament time
Get some shiny trophies that’s up for grab
Yeah, Dude ... you can also win some cash
I’m gonna beat that guy
who likes to lick his ball with his tongue
Try not to picture that,
Dude
I’m gonna pound that guy like a drum
So make sure you tell Walter and Donnie
to be on time ... don’t be late
Those shapely pins are gonna be knocked down tonight,
as my perfect score awaits
Written by
Joshua Lacey
Categories:
funny
Bowling Ho!
Bowl the ball forward; not back
Someone's leg you just might crack!
Someone's ball is in the gutter?
Oh the things people will mutter!
Hoping you have the knack!
Written by
Deb Wilson
Categories:
funny, sports
Love Bowling...It Doesn'T Love Me!
When I'm bowling I try not to fall
As my game plan I aim to recall
Well my form is so fine
Too close to the foul line
Seems my best shot is the gutter ball!
* For Linda-Marie's "Let's Limerick" contest
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, old, old,
Bowling Prowess
B_ Boy grans too old to bowl gone is prowess
O_ Old grandma can't compete for agedness
W_ Wow! look at her go great accomplishment
L_ Look! great her walk is an advancement
I_ Interesting woman way past her prime
N_ Now she would flip the hour glass of time
G_ Grans has prowess for her aged perfect score
Just a wild story for fun
Couplets sort of....
Written by
David Willey
Categories:
humor, humorous, rude, sexy, silly,
Bowling the Maiden Over
Cricket is a game of love
Full of puns and innuendo
As a lass I’d love to bowl you over
By having you a maiden over
A couple of opening googlies
Spin balls should do the trick
Middle of the over adds
Two chesty bouncers to the mix
Fifth could be an angler
To draw a lovely catch
Sixth ball to earn a maiden over
What else but a full toss
Just to finish me off
Now all I need to know
With a six dot ball over
Have I won my maiden over
Written by
David Drowley
Categories:
age, humor, night, pain,
GO NO MORE A BOWLING
So we’ll go no more a bowling
So late into this night
Though our arms be still as willing
And the lanes be still as bright,
For balls wear out the fingers
And arthritis shows its might,
While the back pains all linger
And knees need rest’s respite.
Though the night is made for bowling
And the lanes close far too soon,
Yet we’ll go no more a rolling,
Until the clock strikes noon.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
bowling bunnies
Bowling bunnies sit in the booth
Sharing boyfriend stories
Oohing and ahhing when there is a strike or a spare.
Flashing their painted pointed three-inch nails
They wear ripped out jeans with high heels
Dressing more like hookers than hookers
No ugly numbered bowling shoes for them.
They are like rock and roll groupies
Except louder, so they can be heard above the pins.