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Poem Details | by
charles messina |
Categories:
humorous,
I once bowled a three hundred and one
Someone told me that couldn't be done
I said, "I've done it before...
When I had bowled my high score...
I had bowled a three hundred...and WON"
Poem Details | by
daver austin |
Categories:
humorous,
BOWLING FUN
Bowling can be fun
But – ball in
gutter?
Ball point reaches
pins
12 strikes – perfect
game
No strikes – dirty,
rotten shame
Ha, ha, aint this
fun?
Have another beer
When you can see
twenty pins
Bowling can be fun
My wife has beat me
She only weighs
one-twenty
Bowled her weight
plus ten
.
Poem Details | by
Joshua Lacey |
Categories:
funny
Roll the ball with utmost care
By the gutters if you dare!
Don't go slidding down the lane
Don't want to think of how much pain!
Of a lousy score beware!
Poem Details | by
Deb Wilson |
Categories:
funny, sports
When I'm bowling I try not to fall
As my game plan I aim to recall
Well my form is so fine
Too close to the foul line
Seems my best shot is the gutter ball!
* For Linda-Marie's "Let's Limerick" contest
Poem Details | by
Freddie Robinson Jr. |
Categories:
film, fun, humor, parody,
Dude,
I’m going bowling tonight
Got my twinkle toe shoes,
and trusty hammer ball
Dude,
I’m gonna watch the pins all fall
So you can mark it,
Dude
Going bowling tonight,
it’s league tournament time
Get some shiny trophies that’s up for grab
Yeah, Dude ... you can also win some cash
I’m gonna beat that guy
who likes to lick his ball with his tongue
Try not to picture that,
Dude
I’m gonna pound that guy like a drum
So make sure you tell Walter and Donnie
to be on time ... don’t be late
Those shapely pins are gonna be knocked down tonight,
as my perfect score awaits
Poem Details | by
Joshua Lacey |
Categories:
funny
Bowl the ball forward; not back
Someone's leg you just might crack!
Someone's ball is in the gutter?
Oh the things people will mutter!
Hoping you have the knack!
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
funny, old, old,
B_ Boy grans too old to bowl gone is prowess
O_ Old grandma can't compete for agedness
W_ Wow! look at her go great accomplishment
L_ Look! great her walk is an advancement
I_ Interesting woman way past her prime
N_ Now she would flip the hour glass of time
G_ Grans has prowess for her aged perfect score
Just a wild story for fun
Couplets sort of....
Poem Details | by
Lewis Raynes |
Categories:
color, funny, humorous,
Super colourful brawl at the bowling green
You should have seen the BLUE today,
Down at the bowling GREEN?
It happened when Old Man MAUVE mistook
What the WHITE ball was meant to mean.
And Mr BROWN, who ran the place,
Seeing what happened, turned a rusty RED,
He stood, fuming with his sun BRONZED skin,
With perfect SILVER hair, he brusquely said:
“You can take your PURPLE bowling set
And shove it with your wrinkly PINK”.
He then slipped on Mrs VIOLET'S shoes,
Made of Italian MUSTARD leather, I think.
Then it was on, the GOLDEN day at the lawn,
The balmiest BLACK brawl ever seen.
CREAM cakes were thrown and tea was spilt,
A most colorful day on the GREEN.
Poem Details | by
David Willey |
Categories:
humor, humorous, rude, sexy, silly,
Cricket is a game of love
Full of puns and innuendo
As a lass I’d love to bowl you over
By having you a maiden over
A couple of opening googlies
Spin balls should do the trick
Middle of the over adds
Two chesty bouncers to the mix
Fifth could be an angler
To draw a lovely catch
Sixth ball to earn a maiden over
What else but a full toss
Just to finish me off
Now all I need to know
With a six dot ball over
Have I won my maiden over