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humorous, husband, i love you, mother son, wisdom, boxing day,
The time has come for me to say goodbye forever
I am not brilliant at expressing my emotions
But in the words of ‘Sealion Dion’ ….
‘I will always love you’
If you check in the filing cabinet
You will find my portfolio of shares
I have kept the Woolworth's certificate it may be valuable
They may resurface one day ….
That’s the wonder of Woolies!
If you ever need a new sofa…. don’t forget these immortal words
The DFS Half Price Sale starts at 10am on Boxing Day!
Contest:- My Parting Gifts
Sponsor:- Viv Wigley
fun, funny, humor, humorous, light, silly, simple,
Billy Bob King the boxer felt
entitled to punch below the belt.
Not because he was a cheating swine.
His lack of height, set a low punchline.
Jim's boxing opponents are scary
He enters the ring very wary
Jim's light on his feet
So when glove and chin meet
He goes up in the air like a fairy.
Dale Gregory Cozart
I once boxed Mohammed Ali.
Then I knocked him out in Round Three.
I thrust out my chest
to show who was best.
Said, “Yo, now who stings like a bee?”
Name Dropper Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Kevin Shaw
8th grade, boxing day , childhood, courage, funny, lost love, pride,
O! Time , time please
Slow down your pace
If you are very pleased.
Grand pa , cradles ,
Fist full of nothing
are left behind gaps.
I don't know when
You put down me
From my mother's lap.
Dear I was too small
to carry on my fights
against unknown mad.
But I was not coward
So I fought many fights
on their funny grounds.
You can hardly believe
Fighter kid named on air
Who won all fights there.
My mom , grant pa or ma,
Never dared to win over me
Felt proudy, defeat before me.
Dad who fought bravely and
Balanced score fifty-fifty but
Rascals cousins not accept defeat.
Beat-boxing Barry, plays all the hits,
Whilst his wife [Bendy-Babs], wows the crowds doing splits
My love loves to knit and crochet
And she does it all her own way
She knitted a scarf
As long as a wharf
Guess what I got on Christmas Day?
boxing day , character, humorous, moving on,
Three o'clock -- time soon, the principal stopped, was clocked, signed by both winners!
2019 September 08
Kick boxing can be fun except for the rules
No kicks below the belt in a man's precious jewels
You may get a warning
When one ends up wailing
And cursing like a trooper with naughty looks so cruel