Humorous and funny Boxing poems and/or funny poems about Boxing. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Boxing funny poems!
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
humor, winter, word play,
BOXING DAY BLUES a hiku sonnet
shorts,white socks
sandals and panama-
winter-white legs
no wind,blue skies
dozing in a deckchair-
my afternoon tea stews
hottest day of summer
flying ants on high-
a swallows' drive by
summer-days ever-lasting
memories so tender-tasting
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, husband, i love you, mother son, wisdom, boxing day,
My Parting Gifts
The time has come for me to say goodbye forever
I am not brilliant at expressing my emotions
But in the words of ‘Sealion Dion’ ….
‘I will always love you’
If you check in the filing cabinet
You will find my portfolio of shares
I have kept the Woolworth's certificate it may be valuable
They may resurface one day ….
That’s the wonder of Woolies!
If you ever need a new sofa…. don’t forget these immortal words
The DFS Half Price Sale starts at 10am on Boxing Day!
Contest:- My Parting Gifts
Sponsor:- Viv Wigley
02~06~16
Written by
David Sollis
Categories:
fun, funny, humor, humorous, light, silly, simple,
Boxing Clever
Billy Bob King the boxer felt
entitled to punch below the belt.
Not because he was a cheating swine.
His lack of height, set a low punchline.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
christmas, funny,
Boxing Day
My love loves to knit and crochet
And she does it all her own way
She knitted a scarf
As long as a wharf
Guess what I got on Christmas Day?
Written by
Arjun Jangid
Categories:
8th grade, boxing day , childhood, courage, funny, lost love, pride,
The Fighter Kid
O! Time , time please
Slow down your pace
If you are very pleased.
Grand pa , cradles ,
Fist full of nothing
are left behind gaps.
I don't know when
You put down me
From my mother's lap.
Dear I was too small
to carry on my fights
against unknown mad.
But I was not coward
So I fought many fights
on their funny grounds.
You can hardly believe
Fighter kid named on air
Who won all fights there.
My mom , grant pa or ma,
Never dared to win over me
Felt proudy, defeat before me.
Dad who fought bravely and
Balanced score fifty-fifty but
Rascals cousins not accept defeat.
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
humor,
Boxing Mohammed
I once boxed Mohammed Ali.
Then I knocked him out in Round Three.
I thrust out my chest
to show who was best.
Said, “Yo, now who stings like a bee?”
5th Place
Name Dropper Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Kevin Shaw
9/14/17
Written by
Jennifer Ewing
Categories:
funny
Beat-Boxing Barry
Beat-boxing Barry, plays all the hits,
Whilst his wife [Bendy-Babs], wows the crowds doing splits
Written by
Hilo Poet
Categories:
boxing day , character, humorous, moving on,
School Fights
Three o'clock -- time soon, the principal stopped, was clocked, signed by both winners!
2019 September 08
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
hilarious,
Kick Boxing Is Fun
Kick boxing can be fun except for the rules
No kicks below the belt in a man's precious jewels
You may get a warning
When one ends up wailing
And cursing like a trooper with naughty looks so cruel
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
humor, humorous,
From Ballerina Dreams to Boxing Rings
A kangaroo, quite fond of a hop,
Tried to join a ballet troupe's top.
He leaped with such grace,
Then landed on face,
"Perhaps boxing," he muttered, "won't flop."
©bfa031025