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Poem Details | by Brian Mcmahon |
Categories: art, basketball, bridal shower, cat, humor,


The songs of endings:
lifeforms: the unintended
consequences king.

Poem Details | by Brittney Lopez |
Categories: absence, age, angel, april, baptism, beautiful, beauty, bible, birth, blue, boat, body, books, boyfriend, bridal shower, flower, for her, forgiveness, freedom, funny, games, garden, girlfriend, goodbye, graduation, poetry, voice, wisdom, women, words, writing, youth,


You send bolts through my skin 
something I was never to 
accomplish with you, when I 
saw you it's like my heart sank 
to my stomach and I was in 
shock my body still my body 
heavy felt like when I moved I 
was about to fall to my knees 
you make me want to get 
inside my brain pick you up and 
take you out pick you one by 
one like a flower because I do 
love you and love you not.

Poem Details | by Diet Water |
Categories: bridal shower, farm, humor,

Clock and Hoes

I'm a farmer 
and i like clocks and hoes
get your mind out of the gutter
i'm not talking about those

i use my hoes to get what a need 
whether it's a new car or a fancy tv

i was short on money 
so i put my hoes out for rent 
but then i had to stop when a
couple came back bent

stop bending my hoes i said 
then he threw a rock 
so i went out there and i beat him with a clock

then he asked me what time is it
then i said it's time to leave
and when he got up he got stung by a bee
and then he flipped out and ran into a tree
then i grabbed one of my hoes and said 
i'm glad it ain't me.

Poem Details | by Nigel Fox |
Categories: addiction, beauty, bridal shower, celebration,

Funny Man

Do you watch the television and sip champagne 
and listen to the grass being cut by the robot brain

To fill your free time have you taken up finishing crosswords and sex 
needing advice for being so bored gifted avoiding death a hanging flex

Machines there promised to serve us 
we now serve the machines

Late night joke honest !!

Poem Details | by Diet Water |
Categories: bridal shower, humor, humorous,


I need the handyman to come give me a doorjob
my door don't lock so i might get robbed
it's annoying and always squeaking
everytime it rains or storms it gets weakened
i don't wanna have to go to the store
i'll be the only guy carrying a door
so this guy needs to come fix my door to my house
i'll kick him out if he shows up in a blouse
so the guy came to fix my door 
he fell through the floor
i don't know what to do 
i think i'll move

Poem Details | by Julie Grenness |
Categories: bridal shower, emotions, giggle, humor, love, wedding,


This is a waste of thought,
Things life never thought,
Where is your faceless bride?
Her I'd welcome inside,
She'll rescue you from your rut,
Here's your tea, suck that up!
The faceless bride, tee hee,
She'll rescue you from me,
My torrid non-embrace,
Welcome bride, faceless face!
Something life never taught,
Stop wasting my thoughts!

Poem Details | by L Milton Hankins |
Categories: bridal shower, humorous,

Bridal Shower

Gifts come in large, delightful packages
So they will not suffer damages,
Wrappings aside
For anxious bride,

Impatient to see what’s in store
Ribbons and paper cast to floor.
The box is open
Gift is not broken~~

Hiding any disappointment
Bride will feign plenty of excitement,
And quickly move on to the next gift
Which gives her spirit a new lift.

Brian Strand's "Rime Me" Poetry Contest
written August 14, 2021
[with special thanks to Caren Krutsinger
for her "Trixie Bee" poetry format]