Humorous and funny Brothers poems and/or funny poems about Brothers. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Brothers funny poems!
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
angst, giggle,
The Wright Brothers
Orville and Wilbur Wright
Were determined to conquer flight
I'm sure they really had no clue
The stress flying would put us through
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
children, father son, humorous,
His brothers are spell bound!
Two googly eyes and baby teeth
“I need them,” said Wizard O’ Keefe
They’ll help me make a spell
To create a fart smell
And upset our stepfather Keith!
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, funny, funny love, humor
I Have Four Brothers
I think you might be surprised he said.
To his current girlfriend with hair of red.
The four brothers I told you of, you see,
Are very very very much like me.
We are quintuplets, the five of us.
Sue smiled up at her boyfriend Gus.
I am a sextuplet, she said with a grin.
They called off their relationship right there and then.
Written by
Margarita Lillico
Categories:
humorous,
Band of Brothers
Bonded by basic needs, so to speak,
Canine cliques congregate for a leak;
Not hard to foresee -
Neighbour’s only tree -
Scoop by scoop will turn into s..t’s creek.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, humorous,
Inquiring Mantis Brothers Want To Know
Is the African praying mantis as murderous as the others?
I do not know what to say to my terrified quivering brothers.
She lets you mate and then bites off your head.
I guess they wanted to hear something else instead.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fantasy, humor, science,
Those Brothers Grimm
Axioms, theorems, rules of thumb
hypotheses, conundrums
Pursuers of knowledge, those Brothers Grimm ~
Hansel and Gretel’s trail of crumbs