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Poem Details | by NEILL MOCKETT |
Categories: animals, children, funny, flower, flower,

Buffalo Bill

This is the story of Buffalo Bill
An ordinary buffalo was he - until
A beautiful flower he saw on a hill
Instead of grazing
He just stood gazing
With joy the flower did him fill

Soon left behind was Buffalo Bill
The herd thinking he might be ill
Not knowing why he stood so still
The flower - swaying
To Bill was saying
Stay here forever  Do say you will

Everyone heard about Buffalo Bill
First from Jack and then from Jill
They all went running up the hill
To see this flower
That had such power
To discover an ordinary daffodil

Poem Details | by Robert Pettit |
Categories: funny, history

Buffalo Nickel

In change wherever you go,
on a nickel, you will find Monticello.
It was not that way years ago.
The reverse depicted a buffalo.
Thomas Jefferson also is shown to date.
He has been there since 1938.
A Native American chief was once there.
He could be found on nickels everywhere.
He made his debut in 1913.
Today, these coins are hardly ever seen.
A woman once said something to me that was funny.
“Don’t give it to me.  I only want American money.”

Poem Details | by Frances King |
Categories: animals, funny

Buffalo Dreams

A buffalo’s another name for bison, 
Don’t you know?

But you can’t boil your Christmas pud
Inside a buffalo …

This is a pun on the word “basin”, which Londoners (and Aussies) pronounce “bison”.
It’s an English thing …

Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Benjamin Buffalo

Benjamin Buffalo came on my tele show
For he had written a book
The world’s oldest Buffalo with tales of long ago
Gave a retrospective look

I asked Benji Buffalo, here’s what I’d like to know
Did you know Buffalo Bill
He said let the record show that I’m a Buffalo
Listen to this if you will

Bill was a nice ’en but he herded Bison
His rope never wrapped around me
For Bison were smaller, us Buffalo, taller
But each of us need to roam free

On one lucky pass he slapped me on my ***
He did have a very warm hand
Back then I was thicker but not a lot quicker
It turns out I’m sporting his brand