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Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: anti bullying, hilarious, humor,

The Bulldog Is Back: Lol

I've been released and free to roam.
You are so wrong, I'm not alone.
I'm glad you read, all that I write.
You mock my work, that's not real bright.

Not very original, your words they lack.
Once again, you're on my back.
Hypocrisy here at it's best.
Your game is weak, you surely jest.

I'm glad I inspire, you finally write.
Once a month, I'm sure gets tight.
Deliver the heckles and send the troll.
You leave a stench as you play your role.

You huff and you puff, trying to blow the house down.
The jokes on you, you're on hallowed ground.
I've been laughing and giggling the live long day.
Stroll back home, that's where you should stay.

Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

A Greyhound-Bulldog Blend

An athletic greyhound-bulldog blend
is the pride and the joy of South Bend
Fast and vivacious
Strong and tenacious
At Notre Dame he’s playing tight end

Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: humor,

A Sensitive Bulldog

A sensitive bulldog who lives in Marquette
is not one to forgive or forget
Once left all alone
to mope by the phone
He still growls:  Don’t dare call me your pet!