Humorous and funny Bullying poems and/or funny poems about Bullying. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Bullying funny poems!
Written by
Lin Lane
Categories:
humor,
Bully, Blow Hard and Old Geezer
Bully, the bull dog thought he was tough
He barked until his owner had enough
Bully went to the pound
A disgruntled old hound
He had a name change...now he's called "Scruff"
Blow Hard was a very ugly bullfrog
Sat in a pig sty on a rotten log
Boasted about his size
He was not very wise
Cuz the moron was eaten by a hog
There's an old geezer who has an ego
Told tales of his greatness for all to know
The haughty one cries
His tales were all lies
He's an old phony who has to eat crow
Bully, Blow Hard, and even that old Geezer dude
All three looked at life with eyes that were skewed
Moral of story...
There is no glory
In barking, boasting, or a haughty attitude
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
abuse, bullying, conflict, humorous,
Bully Me Sure
If you want to bully me, you'd better stand in line
And I'll warn you right up front, it's gonna to take some time
It's really not my fault, cause it's nothing that I do
The way that I attract every loser just like you
Heeee---yaaaaaaa!!!!
Written by
Michael Dom
Categories:
bullying, kids,
It Ain'T Funny To Bully
What I was told; my parents scold
“You be good and do as your told!”
Thought I, “Other kids don’t do that!”
They have great fun no matter what
They have been told.
So I had fun and I grew bold
I teased one kid, I called him fat
Some puny kid, I knocked him flat!
Then someone told.
My father called, my blood ran cold
I felt my tummy start to fold
One look at me and then he spat
“You boy are being a little brat”
He spanked me until my tears rolled
My mother said, with arms-a-fold
"Do as your told."
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
anti bullying, humorous,
The Bully
Once a bully named Mike McGruff,
Who thought he was really tough stuff,
Until that fateful day,
He met Daniel O'Gray,
Who smashed Mike's schnoz taking no guff!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Written by
Lin Lane
Categories:
humorous,
The Blowhole Bully
Whale watching! Come on, let's go
There's no time to be a landlubber
Grab your oars and get ready to row
We're not after one for its blubber
Stay away from that blowhole bully
who likes to scream and preach
There she is now, a big fat tubber
She's blowing off, out of control
Yelling at another one on the beach
My goodness, she likes to scold!
Written by
Lin Lane
Categories:
humor,
Woolly Bully Mice
Huge woolly mammoths have long been extinct
Why create creatures that are to T-Rex linked?
They were frozen in ice
Don't remake them from mice
Am I clear or should I be more succinct?
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
analogy, character, humor,
The Class Bully
After twenty years the class bully, Mitch
Still takes my lunch money, without a hitch
Though this is still true
I'll give him his due
He sure makes a great Subway sandwich!
Written by
Raven Tones
Categories:
anti bullying, bullying, dark, humorous,
Hanging With a Bully
Call me wired because I am different
Say I'm wrong even if I'm right
I could be like you, I could hate others for being outcast
We could form a group against narcissists such as yourself
Then you'd be the odd one out, and you'd feel different
You'd lose your strenghts and rub your failure in your face
But unlike you we won't use words,
We would follow you around late at night
Stand by your window, scratching at your doorway
And once your guard is down completely
And you can't handle the ones you once bullied
One of will lock you in your house with nothing but a chair and rope
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
america, humor,
BULLY POTUS
I hold all the cards, so obey and bow low
And don't dismay pal Putin, he's not my foe
Your survival's at stake?
Yawn, give me a break!
And fork over your lunch money before you go!
Written by
Karen Jones
Categories:
funny,
Fitted Sheet is a Bully
What is it about fitted sheets
They don’t seem to stay fitting
Is it the dryer overly drying
When I pull the corners go flying
It looks great for about a day
Till I get in bed and it’s a waste
Fighting the sheet for my fate
Hugging my feet and gripping face
How to fold them I’ll never know
Saw it once on a YouTube video
Before I can learn I’d have to grow
Patience to even want it to fold
So fitted sheet just do you
I do not pretend to have a clue
As to how to force you in place
I’ll buy new sheets throw you away