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Poem Details | by
Poet Destroyer A |
Categories:
adventure, anti bullying, boat, humor, slavery, violence, voyage,
```Pirate Bay the Haiku```
pirates fierce and mean
drowning fish, sea to sea
parrots on their butt
```Polly Wants A Cracker```
bloodthirst & brutal
Quartermaster Gone Wild
dirty wings on deck
```Sea World Adventure```
ship crew goes on strike
sailing the Caribbean
wooden leg splashing
~*~
Poem Details | by
Ann Foster |
Categories:
anti bullying, appreciation, cancer, cry, faith, humor, hurt,
Come into my house,
Sit anywhere you like.
No, not at my table,
No, not on my chair.
Come into my house,
Sit anywhere.
I invited you,
I opened up my home.
Oh, I changed my mind,
It is a vaulted tome.
Sit anywhere.
Come into my house,
You really are not welcome.
You are a phantom guest,
And a sadly, unwanted pest,
Yet still...
Sit anywhere.
It is a perfect place,
You should have been more proud,
Just to be invited,
And permitted, in the crowd.
Sit anywhere.
With rules and hidden spaces.
And a common thought out plan,
You do not fit, so do not sit,
“Sit anywhere”.
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
america, anti bullying, art, discrimination, forgiveness, humanity, humorous,
Impressive
Vice presidential
Walking on lily pads
Sinking within illusions
Snow drops bloom
Wisdom is waking
Darkness fades
Light pervades
We all seek to be one
Destiny sometimes makes us number two
Quite the topic to contemplate
As I wander off to the loo
Notes
As they say a pence for your thoughts
Amazing how see end up right where they belong!
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, flower, funny, garden, hurt, summer,
i knew a bee that could sing
it worked for a queen and king
but they preferred honey
and paid it no money
now it sings backup for sting.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
bullying, humorous, irony,
A quiet teenager named Tina
Had bullies use words to demean her
But my memory lingers
cos she stuck up two fingers
then pushed them into the marina!
3/20/18
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
abuse, bullying, conflict, humorous,
If you want to bully me, you'd better stand in line
And I'll warn you right up front, it's gonna to take some time
It's really not my fault, cause it's nothing that I do
The way that I attract every loser just like you
Heeee---yaaaaaaa!!!!
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
art, bullying, friend, friendship, happy, humorous,
Do you have:
a broken phone?
faulty drone?
apple with worms?
broken windows?
Call for Tim
and in a whim
he delivers
tech support at its best
you drink
while he tests
He delivers
version 2.2
And all he asks
is that YOU
are happy when all
is brandnew!
Happy hour
drinks two for one
cheers for Tim
Repairs all but done
More tequila and gin!
Poem Details | by
Mark Koplin |
Categories:
anti bullying, hilarious, humor,
I've been released and free to roam.
You are so wrong, I'm not alone.
I'm glad you read, all that I write.
You mock my work, that's not real bright.
Not very original, your words they lack.
Once again, you're on my back.
Hypocrisy here at it's best.
Your game is weak, you surely jest.
I'm glad I inspire, you finally write.
Once a month, I'm sure gets tight.
Deliver the heckles and send the troll.
You leave a stench as you play your role.
You huff and you puff, trying to blow the house down.
The jokes on you, you're on hallowed ground.
I've been laughing and giggling the live long day.
Stroll back home, that's where you should stay.
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
anti bullying, fairy, humanity, humorous, murder, philosophy, integrity,
Little Men
They speak
Before thinking
They speak
After drinking
They speak
When silence would make them wiser
They speak
The words of little men
Sadly they know not the land of the meek
Inheritance shall never be theirs to keep
They obtained a few drops of knowledge
Yet they possess no well of wisdom
They care more the vocal of their own voice
Than the heart to whom they think they speak
They lack honor, integrity, bravery and nobility
It’s simply not in their stock
They ridicule and then they mock
On deathbeds I do wonder
If they shall ever take stock
Or shall they hold greedy
Their stupidity
Taking it with them to the grave
Poem Details | by
Skat A |
Categories:
abuse, animal, bullying, death, funny, humor, imagination, water,
-Bunny Hole- by:SKAT
hidden muddy home
dirty paws, good boy' good boy!
yummy with carrots :)
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-Unwanted Fluffiness- by:PD
Big Brown Burlap Bag
drop Bunnies down By the Bay
Better off -Blue grave
~SKAT & PD~
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
abuse, bullying, funny, giggle, high school, humor, humorous,
there was a teacher from crete
whose foot size was quite petite
well students did plot
and to school they brought
some shoes for oversized feet.
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
anti bullying, bullying, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,
a hairy thing roamed our streets
chasing cats for sport and treats
till it roamed too far
and dog catcher car
grabbed harry and chained his feets.
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
anti bullying, christmas, humorous,
It seems that even-tempered Ralphie Parker,
Had a side to him that was somewhat darker.
Ralphie lost his cool with his mortal protagonist,
And bloodied the beak of Farkus his antagonist!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
anti bullying, body, discrimination, fantasy, funny, humorous, myth,
Teddy Roosevelt once said -
"speak softly
and carry a big stick”
Donald
in referencing this statement
might respond-
I may not speak softly-
or do anything softly
but I am loved by all
and carry a big stick
a very big hard stick
with very big balls
in my very big head
and all my very
very good friends
all of them
Hispanic, black , white and Islamic
men, women and others
love me
and them
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, farm, giggle, humor, humorous, silly,
a hungover farmer went one day
to a blacksmith shop to buy some hay
please dont think this funny
for he had no money
and so went home less vertebrae.
Poem Details | by
Michael Dom |
Categories:
bullying, kids,
What I was told; my parents scold
“You be good and do as your told!”
Thought I, “Other kids don’t do that!”
They have great fun no matter what
They have been told.
So I had fun and I grew bold
I teased one kid, I called him fat
Some puny kid, I knocked him flat!
Then someone told.
My father called, my blood ran cold
I felt my tummy start to fold
One look at me and then he spat
“You boy are being a little brat”
He spanked me until my tears rolled
My mother said, with arms-a-fold
"Do as your told."
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
anti bullying, humorous,
Once a bully named Mike McGruff,
Who thought he was really tough stuff,
Until that fateful day,
He met Daniel O'Gray,
Who smashed Mike's schnoz taking no guff!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
anti bullying, funny, giggle, hair, hilarious, humor,
a woman standing four foot two
went shopping to buy some shampoo
with shoppers aghast
a snob clerk let blast
madam what a meager hairdo.
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
abuse, bullying, culture, humor,
They do dirty jobs without fuss
And bring to our culture a plus
We claim they're unfit
And upon them some spit
Yet illegals are better than us
Author's note: It's ironic that the people who promote family values would deport the parents of US citizens (children born in the US to alien parents).
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, bullying, england, humor, humorous, political,
imagine a wanker joke
parliament gone up in smoke
bringing a rocket
to work in pocket
well guy fawkes you silly bloke.
Poem Details | by
Mike Martin |
Categories:
analogy, anti bullying, appreciation, hockey, holiday, horror, humor,
To say we wish the very best
Uncanny nor uncommon
To actually help to make that happen
Might very well be both
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
adventure, bullying, dog, giggle, humor, humorous, moving on,
hear about the angry flea
flitting about crabbily
well it hopped a dog
who fell in a bog
and they floated out to sea.
Poem Details | by
Abdulhafeez Oyewole |
Categories:
allegory, anti bullying, change, deep, humorous, rights, spoken word,
In sang-froid, sass cords:
Sangoma dashes siren,
Thunder crashes trunk;
Sarky banters with lippy.
Spim for Santa maidenhead.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
bullying, humorous, woman,
I worked with a lady called ‘Titch’
Though tiny, she was quite a witch
So bitter and twisted
Her faults can’t be listed
We re-named her the office *****!
Total fiction… I did have a boss we called the dodecahedron… let’s just say she was more than two faced lol
04~17~17
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
abuse, anti bullying, bullying, giggle, holiday, humor, silly,
an australian tour guide slang
when confronted by a gang
you better not be bold
and get you home when told
or mate you get boomerang.