Humorous and funny Bunny poems and/or funny poems about Bunny. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Bunny funny poems!
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
animal, cute, fun, giggle, joy, uplifting, youth,
BUNNY - POTD
Bunny very cute
Under a big bush sleeping
Now she is awake
No one knows you are my pet
You and I friends forever
Written by
Khadidja Megaache
Categories:
cheer up, funny, giggle, hilarious, pets, satire, silly,
Little Bunny
Hopping little bunny loved the store,
Hidden by the trees near the shore,
She loved candies and playing outdoors.
‘Stranger danger” her mommy said,
Little bunny didn’t listen she ended up dead.
Skinned alive her fur was painted red,
So listen to your mama stupid thickhead.
Hmm I wonder why I can’t write poems for kids.
Wait.. Why are those parents chasing me with sticks?
Written by
Wayne Wysocki
Categories:
humor, humorous, race,
Bunny Flop
a limerick by Wayne Wysocki
The tortoise and hare had a race
But the rabbit came in second place
So the notion that speed
Makes the win guaranteed
Just isn't always the case.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
animal, child, cute, giggle, happy, uplifting, world,
Loving Little Beautiful Bunny
"Easter is on the way. Cute and soft bunnies are what little kids are dreaming about." Quote By Poet
My best friend is my honey bunny,
oh how we love to eat a pot of honey.
On a bright day that is sunny,
we will laugh until we have a full tummy.
You are so fun and cute,
even when we eat our fresh fruit.
For Easter I will dress you in a suit,
then to church we will be en route.
Written by
Skat A
Categories:
abuse, animal, bullying, death, funny, humor, imagination, water,
Bunny
-Bunny Hole- by:SKAT
hidden muddy home
dirty paws, good boy' good boy!
yummy with carrots :)
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-Unwanted Fluffiness- by:PD
Big Brown Burlap Bag
drop Bunnies down By the Bay
Better off -Blue grave
~SKAT & PD~
Written by
Carol Sunshine Brown
Categories:
children, funny, holiday, uplifting,
Easter Bunny Race
Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face
Written by
Patricia Sawyer
Categories:
animals, funny, holiday, imagination, easter,
Easter Bunny
Do the Easter Hop
Basket filled with Sweet Joy
Candy and A Toy
Written by
Kim Merryman
Categories:
animal, character, funny,
Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny,
A character quite funny.
His catch phrase is "What's up, Doc!"
His antics keep Elmer Fudd in shock.
9/30/16
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, technology,
This Bunny Can Bang All Night For Anil Deo
Poor Energiser bunny was slow
For his battery charge had gone low
He relaxed on a barge
Got a solar recharge
Now he’s able to drum a solo
thanks to Anil for the Inspiration and to my hubby for helping with the title and line 4
04~14~17
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
animal, chocolate, easter, humorous,
Poor Easter Bunny
I once met a sad Easter bunny
He cried as his choc eggs were runny
I said hop on your feet
And get out of this heat
Try Iceland, I hear it’s not sunny!
04~10~17
Written by
Thomas Martin
Categories:
animal, humorous, nonsense,
Bugs Bunny
Bugs Bunny,
Was not funny
till what's up doc(ed)
with a carrot mocked
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
funny, life, nostalgia,
Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny, Gpss
I’m hunting wabbits , are you going too.
Da duh da duh da downtown is a clue.
Watch out for that, doc.
I’ll think I will walk.
Ti, ti, ti, turn quick, wha, wha, what I do.
written for
Sponsor Carolyn Devonshire
Contest Name Techno-Limericks
Written by
Chizobem Uche
Categories:
funny,
Funny Bunny
Funny bunny is so funny
funny and furry
is funny bunny
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Funny Bunny
I had a pet rabbit called Sue
She mated with a kangaroo
The offspring I named Thumper
He’s an excellent jumper
And he lives in a rare breeds zoo
The poem was written before I found the picture which is of a Jeroba which looks like a cross between a kangaroo, rabbit and mouse
06~14~17
Written by
Lu Loo
Categories:
animal, humorous,
Stinky Bunny
Bunnies Bidet
Believe me or not when I say,
my bunny has had a rough day-
He pooped on his blankie,
now his cage smells rankie,
now bunny sleeps on my bidet!
Syllable Count: 8-8-6-6-8
howmanysyllables.com
October 13, 2016
Written by
Kash Poet
Categories:
funny
The Tale of Billy Bob Bunny Part 2
Life in a pen was not easy
Bunny Bob soon became crazy
how to hop again
in lush green garden
so he planned escape strategy.
One night he found the door open
silently came out of the pen
crossed over the fence
made a little dance
started eating carrots again.
When mama woke up at sunrise
Bob was at bed,what a surprise
sleeping beside her
was her little star
how could Bunny become so wise?
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
animal, easter, fun, funny, humor, relationship, silly,
Easter Bunny Session
The bunny came and hid the eggs
since he’s mammal the question begs
where did they come from?
did he buy lump sum?
wonder what he’d do with frog legs?
What’s with the chicks following him?
maybe they’re there on a wild whim
difference in age?
large, I’d wage
but I am not a judge of them.
Then there is the most obvious question
if Easter Bunny is male, concession,
how could he lay an egg
down his long trouser leg?
I think I need a therapy session.
Written by
Mick Talbot
Categories:
easter, humor,
Easter Bunny
E E
A S A S
T E R T E R
BUNNY BUNNY
HIDING (O) EASTER (O) EGGS
FUN FOR THE CHILDREN
GO SEEK AND FIND
ON EASTER DAY
GET LUCKY
FIND ONE AND SHARE WITH
YOUR FRIENDS. A DELICIOUS MILK CHOCOLATE
EASTER EGG
________________________________-
Written by
Kim Robin Edwards
Categories:
easter, humor,
Easter Bunny
Easter bunny! My Easter bunny!
See your face, so white and funny.
How do you plan to spend the money?
Chocolate hats all filled with honey!
Easter bunny! My Easter bunny!
You make me feel, so dog gone funny.
Why do you wear such a great big tummy?
After eating so well on Sunday!
Easter bunny! My Easter bunny!
Our Lord he thanks you,
for being so chummy!
Now he wants to be your buddy!
Easter Poetry-By Kim Robin Edwards
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ALL rights reserved..
Written by
Christopher Bunton
Categories:
funny,
Bunny Town
The bad bunnies of Bunny Town.
Loved to get drunk and flop around.
But, then one sunny day.
A coyote came to play.
Now, the drunken bunnies can't be found.
For the bunny rabbits contest.
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humorous,
Mr Bugs Bunny
If you want to see something that's funny
And you want to watch something that's cunny
He gives you a mock
And says "what's up Doc"
My name is Mr. Bugs Bunny
Written by
Felicia Jarvis
Categories:
animal, forgiveness, love, mother, mum, my child,
Muddy Funny Bunny
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Funny bunny plays
Windy sunny field
Muddy small silly
Feels guilt
Feels sorry
Mummy still loves
Muddy funny bunny
18th December 2017
Fem Bogstaver (Danish) - Poetry Contest for Money
Sponsored by Rhoda Tripp
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
funny
Boinking Bunny
Boinking Bunny
There once was a rabbit named Earl
He was always chasing the girls.
With a hop and a kick
He made his moves quick
Then, he’d fall on the ground, thump and twirl.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 8, 2010
Poetic form: Limerick
Written by
Tina Thornton
Categories:
animals, children, friendship, funny, nature, pets, places,
Bunny
I once had a big fury bunny,
He was sweet and yes, he was funny.
He would hop all day,
and then I would say,
Let’s go to the park where it's sunny.
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
funny, holiday, parody, satire, easter, easter,
Easter Bunny Hop
Easter Bunny....!!
Hop, hop!!.........
Seems just like...
You can not stop.....
Duracell battery
Up your butt?
Or a dose of
Coke your dealer
Forgot to cut?
Easter Bunny.....!!!
Hop, hop!!!......
What was that I just heard?
Was that a plop??
Easter Bunny.....!!!
I hope that is....
A chocolate Easter egg...
I saw fall out..
When you lifted your leg...
Oh, Easter Bunny...
You "Wascalley Wabbit!"
Do you plop all over?
Is this your habit?