Humorous and funny Cake poems and/or funny poems about Cake. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Cake funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
conflict, food, humorous, wedding,
Not Relishing Cake
My baker’s commissioned to bake
A huge cow shaped iced wedding cake
The groom is a farmer
He sure is a charmer
Its design could lead to heartbreak
When the bride saw the cake how she cried
Her traditional cake was denied
She screamed at the groom
Get out of this room
Then she plunged the knife in the cow’s side
Inspired by but not for contest
02~09~17
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
food, funny,
Pumpkin Cake
There once was a girl from Arizona
Who could only fit in a kimona
She vowed to lose some weight
But loved all kinds of cake
Even drawn by pumpkin cake's aroma
She vowed that she would be stronger
Would wear kimonos no longer
With cotton up her nose
From the table arose
Now in leggins she does saunter
Sponsor: Gwendolin R.
Contest:A Limerick In My Pocket
Written by
Daniel Cheeseman
Categories:
funny
A Piece of Cake
500 grms Stardust
2 Tablespoons of Rose dew
2 Tablespoons of Lavender
Zest of suggestion
25 Kisses
50 Smiles
10 Pieces of candle light
25 Heartbeats
2 Holding hands
12 Passion flowers
Sprinklea few more kisses
Slowly blend with half litre
of joyful tears
Stir with Cupids arrow until
of a beautiful consistancy
Pinch of baking powder
just to get he rise
Cook in the perfect ambience
Tis non fattening, but eat in
moderation, beware of the
consequences
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
food, funny, life,
In Silence Eat Chocolate Cake
Lonely and in silence I eat chocolate cake
When I arise my dessert walks behind in ripple shake
Sponsor: Black Eyed Susan
Contest: 1 rhyming couplet or 1 rhyming triplet
Written by
Lizzy Love
Categories:
animal, candy, food, history, humor, princess,
Let Them Eat Cake
Never a girl
so pretty as she
hair in pink curls
& a bunny called Dee
So happy together
always best friends
no matter the weather
they'd play til the end
A sweet tooth she had
whipped, frosted & candy coated
it all made her glad
& sometimes even bloated
It happened one Sunday
in the morning she'd wake
they'd all hear her say
"Let them eat cake!"
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humor, satire,
Limerick Crochet: Once Swiss Miss Wanted To Make Cake With Cheese
Limerick: Once Miss Swiss wanted to make cake with cheese
Once Miss Swiss wanted to make cake with cheese
So she bought a cow, a dog and some geese.
The dog ate the gander
Geese laid no eggs for her,
So she locked the cow up in the deep freeze.
She called up her cousin in the French Alps
Through melodious yodeling yelps.
French cousine long in bed
Kept boiling her own blood,
So she blew the long mountain horn for help(s).
Her cousine germaine, a stout dairy maid
Answered her urgent melodic raid:
“Put the dog in manger,
Let cow sup in anger!”
Eh presto! Milk turned to holed-cheese sans aid!
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor,
Eating Cake
The proud princess of New Denny.
Supposed she was superior to many.
She mocked their low station
Said they disgraced the nation.
'Tis no mystery why she died at 20.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
chocolate, food, humorous,
A Huge Slice of Chocolate Cake
Calorie counting ceases
Decadent and so delicious
Every single crumb is savoured
Forget sharing, it’s all mine!
Going to start my diet … tomorrow!
Let’s do some Alphabet
Sponsored by Sara Kendrick
10-01-17
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Pat a Cake Pat a Cake
Butty girl, butty girl strip woman
Shake dem butty as fast as you can
Let me pat it and prick it then you will see
You’ll have a bun in de oven which will look just like me
Written by
Julia Ho
Categories:
birthday, crazy, giggle, happy birthday, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Birthday Cake
In front of your door
I paced,
Stooped down and retied
My shoelace,
13- the number
That was glazed,
Rung your doorbell since your keys
Had been replaced.
Once the door opens
In a haste,
And you'll stare at it
In amaze,
With a motive of
A nutcase,
I'll smash a birthday cake
Right in your face.
Written by
Warren Dickman
Categories:
food, funny, humor, humorous, light,
For the Love of Cake
WHAT'S THAT YA SAY, YER DIETIN'?
AINCHA HEERED ABOUT OLE JAKE?
HE THOUGHT HE MIGHT COULD GIT A GAL
BY JUS' CUTTIN' BACK ON CAKE
WELL HE KEP' A-GITTIN' THINNER
TILL WE ALL BEGUN TA FEAR
IF WE DIDN'T GIT SOME CAKE IN HIM
HE'D UP 'N' DISAPPEAR
THEY SAY A WORD SAID TA THE WISE
HAD OUGHTA BE SUFFICIENT...
DON'T GIVE UP CAKE OR JUS' LIKE JAKE
YA'LL END UP FAT DEFICIENT!
Just another Warrenpiece
Written by
Rob Carter
Categories:
humor,
Cake Thief
I wish I could bake
I like to eat cake
But my culinary skills are crap
I go to a wake
Make some handshakes
Then leave with a sponge in my bag
Written by
Nayda Ivette Negron Flores
Categories:
humor,
Cake Flavor
Bake a rum cake
Eat at lake shore
Is fake the taste
Written by
Sidney Beck
Categories:
funny, on writing and words, me,
I Can'T Have My Cake and Eat It
I CAN’T HAVE MY CAKE AND EAT IT
Seated at table one warm summer day
Feeling the muse about me play
Was reading out my poems to wife
Thought she was just about rapt for life
Little I knew I was being misled
She was guided by stomach not head
She smiled and nodded at every syllable
And I focused on nuances as much as was able
I wasn’t watching her scoff the cake
Didn’t know she would last piece take
After last verse with shock I was numb
She hadn’t even left me a single crumb
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
funny, on writing and words, parody, satire,
The Cake Also Rises
Great literary treat
From Ernest Hemmingroid
No Pillsbury man, be he....
No push-over poet....
No eat-your -cake too fake.....
He rises to the occasion,
Sun or Rain,
Yeah, sometimes...
He's a pain in the ***
But, rest assured,
It's not just gas...
Written by
Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories:
giggle, introspection, love hurts,
Heartache Takes the Cake
A rainbow of flavours
In every bite
I've savoured the sweet
And the spice of each
Plunged my tongue deep
Into pain's body
The depths of which met me
Eager to parley
The difference is plain
When your body is broken
You're glad you're alive
Unlike heartache
When you just want to die.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
chocolate, food, for her, humorous,
Let Her Eat Cake - For Mum
I went into my kitchen to bake
An enormous rich chocolate cake
Mother gobbled the lot -
On the plate not a jot
No wonder she's got belly ache!
Mum challenged me to write a limerick about cake!
10/3/18
Written by
Freddie Robinson Jr.
Categories:
humor, metaphor, truth, word play,
Pudding Cake
The chef told the judge
the cake was in the oven
Evidence baked in
Written by
Jennifer Proxenos
Categories:
humorous,
Bake a Cake
Bake a Cake
Go ahead and crack an egg,
Mother Patsy and daughter Meg,
Could just not get it right,
It would, crash, splash with might,
On Grandpa’s wooden leg!
So Meg and her mum,
Decided to give grandpa rum,
So he wouldn’t be in the way,
They broke more eggs from a tray,
Finally they made a cake that was yum!
Grandpa woke up and ate the cake,
He thought it was great,
But got a pain in his tum,
Meg and mom called nine one one,
And then they continued to bake!
Written by
Marti Sutherland
Categories:
humor,
A Relish Cake-Not For a Contest
What a horrible thought it would make
to think a pastry chef would ever bake
a delicate confection we know as cake
with chopped pickles...Oh, what a fake!
I prefer relish on a juicy hot dog in a bun
but not a relish cake. No, thank you, hun.
Not even a taste if you held a loaded gun.
That's all I have to say, and now I'm done...
except to note this is not for the contest
judged by the one who thinks she's the best.
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
food, humorous, sports,
Not a Piece of Cake
Roller skating is not a piece of cake
Bruised knees will need some icing
When you a rolling tumble take
Roller skating is not a piece of cake,
Your balance is like an uneven bake
Even if a piece of it is so enticing
Roller skating is not a piece of cake
Bruised knees will need some icing!
THIRD PLACE WINNER
written May 9, 2022
[a fun triolet]
for "A Merger with Food" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Natasha L. Scragg
Written by
Bl Devnath
Categories:
funny, love,
Regretting Cake
Oh! now regretting cake
hands are weak so can't bake
time's gone memories run
will come back the past fun?
Wow! hearts are young till now
sometimes compels to do any how
in dry weather there's no rain drops
of the two any one surely flops
Written on: 09/08/2016
REGRETTING CAKE - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Julia Ward
Written by
Dimitrios Raptis
Categories:
friendship, funny, love, uplifting, dream, dream,
Dream Cake
Good night dream cake…a taste of you is all I crave
Stave off this want and find your way to my lips
Sweet dream cake
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Pround Pound Cake and Waist Line Sieging
Was A Proud Pound Cake
Pound bread was splendid;
Was so sad that it ended;
Bring more I adore.
My poetry writing's reason
Is because it is the season
Doom I don't like a legion
My waist line it is sieging.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Written by
Sam Jameson
Categories:
allusion, food, funny, history,
Regretting Cake
On my golden birthday, I met Joughin
covered in flour and
blinking in the dust, preparing
lush gardens of iced desire.
I thought to myself
how must he think, as
regular we all get drunk
on these delectable seasons.
And now, and each night thereafter,
we dove-- deeper into sharpened foam;
lifting our heads just enough to sniff.
When on that final night, with cast
iron bellies and swollen hands,
holding our cake with brightened
eyes we thought, “Was it us
who sank
the ship?”
August 2, 2016
Note: Charles Joughin was the chief baker aboard Titanic
For Contest: Regretting Cake
Sponsor: Julia Ward