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Poem Details | by
Richard Lamoureux |
Categories:
funny,
To a two humped camel
She must seem really odd
For her humps are both displaced
on the front of her strange bod
They must throw her off balance
as she walks on just two feet
They're sure to get in the way
Whenever she try's to eat
It also seems distracting
As she goes about her day
They're bouncing bouncing bouncing
In a most peculiar way
Why are those fellows drooling
As they watch her walking by
I'm sure the two humped camel
He must be wondering why
Poem Details | by
Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories:
funny, happiness, lost love, passion, people, romance, i love you,
Where'd you go?
oh where did you go
my precious camel toe?
played me like a fiddle
with your bubbly middle
you're such a skanky hoe
but I love you so
camel toe
camel toe
we had magic
we had fire
purple sweatpants my desire
come back camel toe
victory! camel toe
you're the villain
you're the winner
with your puffy
wedgied center
camel toe
camel toe
you're my sassy hoe
you're my Christmas snow
gone like cold wind blows
with your return
my member grows
I miss my camel toe
baby
where'd you go?
sweaty sweetie
camel toe
Poem Details | by
Carol Fillmore |
Categories:
animals, funny
There was an old camel from Bahrain
who sought adventures far off in Spain.
He made plans to sightsee
and ordered cups of tea
then danced the flamenco on the plane.
Poem Details | by
Franklin Price |
Categories:
arabic, humor,
Camel Tow
By Franklin Price
12/20/2016
Have I gotten your attention?
I have a story here to tell,
About a different camel tow;
Bet you thought I couldn't spell.
I was driving through the desert,
In a clunker called a car,
Wasn't long, it overheated,
I hadn't gotten very far.
The temperature was 105,
Glad my cell phone had four bars.
Googled for a wrecker;
One for towing broken cars.
Called the listed number,
Was Saudi Arabia you should know.
No wrecker was available
So they sent a camel tow.
If you had another thought
When you began to read this bite
I hope you found it humorous
When you found you were not right
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, giggle, romantic,
Intrepid camel, name of ibn Shlumpf
Romantic alias ~ Abdullah Heffalumpf
He went ape for the babes, this
Dromedary of all trades
He just wished he could get over their humphs
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
animal, cute, funny, giggle, humorous, kiss, silly,
I had a camel named Kit.
It was smart, but liked to spit.
I asked for a kiss.
It gave me a hiss.
It did not want to kiss one bit!