Humorous and funny Canary poems and/or funny poems about Canary. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Canary funny poems!
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
bird, cat, giggle, home, satire, uplifting, voice,
Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let me take a bow.
Written by
Bill Baker
Categories:
boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, life, pets, relationship,
The Yellowish Canary
There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellowish canary,
and trusted it’s care while gone to Larry.
While she was gone, the bird somehow got free.
He looked everywhere, where could that bird be?
His eyes looked up as he dropped to one knee,
and prayed for help to find the canary.
“I’m headed home”, was the text from Sherry.
The thoughts of her rage were very scary.
He turned to see a smile, she seemed merry,
from off my hat, she took her canary.
Written by
Margarita Lillico
Categories:
humorous,
Cagey Canary
Tom thought in his nine lives he saw it all,
He languorously preyed on weak and small,
Times change, tweet they,
Tom’s now the prey -
His predator triumphantly stands tall.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
bird, humor, spoken word, word play,
A Talking Canary
Three manic morons: Moe, Curly, Larry
Ante up for a talking canary ~
It attracts boobirds
They cry, 'How absurd' ~
Clever jokers rename her 'Miss Carrie'
Written by
Ann Peck
Categories:
cat, humorous,
CAGEY CANARY
UH-OH—SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG!
SO NOW I'M SUPPOSED TO BURST INTO SONG?
I'LL TEACH THAT BIRD A NOTE
JUST LET ME AT HIS THROAT
THEN I'LL SING DINNER MUSIC ALL DAY LONG!
Written by
Bill Baker
Categories:
bird, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, lost, pets, relationship,
A Lost Canary
There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to Larry.
While she was gone, the bird somehow got free.
He looked everywhere, where could that bird be?
His eyes looked up as he dropped to one knee,
and prayed for help to find the canary.
“I’m headed home”, was the text from Sherry.
The thoughts of her rage were very scary.
He turned to see a smile, she seemed merry,
from off his hat, she took her canary.
Written by
Terry Miller
Categories:
humor,
Leery Canary
My canary keeps a pet cat;
that used to be sat on a mat,
but now it is caged
and slightly enraged;
to the bird, it’s just tit for tat!