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Poem Details | by David Dowling |
Categories: family, children, funny, happiness, inspirational, love

Grumplicious!

Why are you so grumpy?
Pray, what made you so?
What gave rise to those dark eyes,
and snivel on your nose?

Why are you so grumpy?
-Don't give me the charade!
I see through that bright red nose,
upon that white clown face!

Why are you so grumpy?
Oh, come now, don't hold back.
I know you know that I know well,
the way you always act.

You cover and hide,
and hurry your stride,
you act as though I'm clueless.
Pout and weep,
mumble and freep,
I know that's no word, BUT YOU DO IT!

So if you're feelin' grumpy,
don't let that raincloud set.
The day that comes after this one,
could be your greatest yet!

Poem Details | by Paloma P |
Categories: allegory, day, deep, emotions, fear, humor, hyperbole,

Nothing More Or Less

hid insecurities within
  ambiguous humor &
   convoluted whimsies,
rules consistently changing
 in a game which required
hardly more than breath,
  nothing less than obscurity
     twisting a fallible fancy, 
    seizing day's intangibility


Poem Details | by Vickie Hurtt - Thayer |
Categories: change, conflict, giggle, life,

A Visit From Karma

Life has a funny way of smacking you,
not that I'm laughing,
at the sting of redness, 
left on my other cheek.

It is said that karma is,
a word they call a sarcastic woman,
the word that rhymes with,
and almost has the same meaning as witch.

I have waited for karma,
and all her craftiness,
she seems to be taking her good old time,
she is after all, 
always threatening to come around.

Maybe it would be better,
if I stopped wishing,
and just realized, 
it's not beyond the realms of possibilities,

That karma has already done her job,
been paid,
and is now on a sabbatical,
I think my red cheek has healed.


~Vickie Thayer~Poetry To Ponder~
                   2017

Poem Details | by Michelle Faulkner |
Categories: death, humor, life, riddle,

Hell Hath No Donuts

If the staff of life

           Is bread, then

Is death gluten-free?

7/17/19

Poem Details | by Sam Ruby |
Categories: angst, art, beautiful, beauty, boyfriend, butterfly, caregiving, childhood, computer-internet, confusion, courage, cowboy-western, dance, dark, daughter, dedication, depression, devotion, dream, funny, girl, girlfriend, goodbye, growing up, happiness, humorous, inspirational, lost, lost love, nostalgia, peace, romance, romantic, sad, song, teen, time, uplifting, women, me, love, me,

Pricked

Your  love pricks me like a rose each thorn grows but no one knows Your so full of 
it as it shows so carry on now go on, go. I'm fed up with the phony and  i'm 
through with the tears, you couldn't pay me all your money to make up for those 
years. Someone help me I feel faint how could I think he was such a saint and 
worst of all I let me fall into a spiral down below. A magic called love carried 
by the dove of someone I use to know.


Poem Details | by Milan Georges Burovac |
Categories: addiction, adventure, america, desire, funny love, i love you, paris,

Paris Forever

choose this sun
you will have the body
I will be your skin

your city elsewhere
Paris I tell to him

here with me
Paris forever

us - bread and wine
us - street and air

Paris our love

Poem Details | by Chaim Wilson |
Categories: cheer up, confusion, humorous, men, pride, work,

A Healthy Diet of Misteaks

My failures are rough but teach.
My errors, windows to truth.
Before discovery, I don’t hear the Greek,
“Eureka!” but “Huh…?” How uncouth!
Meeting a contradiction, I reach,
What the Author intended to auth,
Does this mean this world has a mean streak?
No, I think after hard work must ensueth,
Humility, for man needs help to be meek.

Poem Details | by Sam Ruby |
Categories: adventure, angel, angst, art, beautiful, black african american, business, butterfly, caregiving, christian, confusion, courage, dedication, devotion, dream, faith, family, fear, freedom, funny, grief, growing up, happiness, happy, history, hope, inspirational, life, lonely, love, philosophy, spiritual, visionary, world, love, money,

I

If its money I got its money ill keep. If its money I have its money ill weep. If its love that I give its love ill receive. For I am but no one who just see's beneath. Some say your only as strong as you feel, but how could we change..in a place that's so unreal. People are hearing but..not really hearing. Why is the world so blind. I keep on screaming and screaming and screaming for things to be revolutionized. I am just a small song in a world full of cries, laughter, tears and french-fries.

Poem Details | by Clifford Villalon |
Categories: funny love,

Carpe Diem

Lovers gather, yelling "carpe diem"
Lovers kiss, living with totem
Lovers fall, counting walls
Lovers forget, crushing falls.

Love birds chirping as one
Under a tree skipping one by one
Above the bassinet where cuckoos nests
Below the cradle are loving breasts.

Rush to me and sail with me
On a gondola in Venice we flee
Gaping romanticism in idealism
Dying dualism without ostracism.

Poem Details | by Arthur Vaso |
Categories: humor, wisdom, woman, women,

Everthing I Know About Women

Everything I know about women
Chapter 1

















































































































































































Chapter 2 coming soon

Poem Details | by Edgar R. Eslit |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, growth, happy, heart, hero, hilarious,

Walking Through the Sunset Boulevard

If I can pull the sunset back to its hidden closet

Usher the storm in its concealed abode

And blanket the silhouette of sunrise before the tilting

Shadow of that leaning mountain.

In silent prayer

I swear

That your love

Will remain

Soaking in the canvas

Of my mourning, gripping and grappling

But praying heart.

Poem Details | by Janet Hay |
Categories: addiction, farm, funny, giggle, life,

Meeting the Soupers

Have I got clean socks on?

I really must be sure

I wouldn't want my souping buds

To smell the green manure

That pile I trod in earlier

It really was a stinker

It's crucial that

My new compadres

think that I'm a thinker.

(And NOT a heavy drinker)

Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: analogy, celebration, chocolate, clothes, games, giggle, seasons, sick, success, today, woman, youth,

Sown

Dusty chalked,

splayed filet,

forewarned to focus in-
and then die to grin.

Poem Details | by David Dowling |
Categories: childhood, children, funny, hope, imagination, life

The Voice

One sunny day in the month of May, a Young Grape heard a sound.
“Help a soul in need, and never kick one when it’s down.
Treat others how you wish to be, for everybody should,
do good deeds for no reason other than to do good.
Respect opinions and beliefs, it’s character that tells,
your opinion is just that, to someone else, you’re someone else.”
The Young Grape shouted “who gives these messages? Who’s the liaison?"
-And an Old Grape spoke up from afar; “twas I, the voice of Raisin!”

Poem Details | by Jenny M Guerrier |
Categories: humorous,

The Kiss

There was a man walking around with a mistletoe.
  But all he sees are guys  near him, so he kept the mistletoe hidden.  
He turned around and saw  a girl. 
 A smile on his face he approached her. 
 'Too late!' she said, 'the time is past.  Your mistletoe is still hidden 
and it's one past twelve on the next day.'  He became so sad he hung his head. She took pity and said,
'Well we can always wait for the thirty first
because at midnight it will be the first.
You'll get your kiss even if your mistletoe is still hidden.



By Jenny M Guerrier.

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: computer-internet, funny, recovery from...,

Carpe Diem, My Computer

Computer, don’t crash-I’m not a nerd, you know--
And should you die and bid my joy adieu, don’t play with Trojan horses
Or zip spy ware and adware.  Better just consume your daily cookies.
Whether your future shall be restored by “Computer Geek”, revived a few more years 
Or perchance your power supply lies tossed upon the heap.  
Good fortune gives you, all programs that you need; tour the roads of cyberspace.
Fear not, as memory is consumed, together we traverse the seas on the Internet.
A friendship quest by knowledge blessed lives life bit by bit.  Always, seize the day, 
least the technology determines your hard-drive to be unfit.

© November 14, 2011
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Poem Details | by Tirzah Conway |
Categories: funny

Carpe Diem

Seize the day, That’s what they say;
But how do I even start;
I spend my day, wasting away;
I don’t even use my heart;

How can I seize what I can’t see,
I don’t know where to begin;
How can I be the best of Me,
Without fighting the battle within!

I will sure try, to figure out why,
I can’t seem to jump start my life;
By being so shy, it’s me I deny;
I’ll never be somebody’s wife!

But I have learned that when you yearn,
For something for long enough;
You have to spurn all your concern,
You just have to be tough!

And show the world that you’re a girl,
That isn’t going to give in;
Just give it a whirl, let it unfurl,
Then you will surely win!

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor, nature,

Mother Nature's Storyboard

Bumper Jumper Humper Dumper

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: humor,

Practise Safe Sex

Practise!  Practise!  Practise!

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny, on writing and words, people,

Living Words

Writing
a daily blog-
open pepys shows into
the encyclopedia
of life.

Poem Details | by James Peranteau |
Categories: history, humor,

Surprise love

.

once
the
sneak
peak

twice
the
sneak
peak

thrice
the
shotgun wedding




*the bard doth know
     peek vs "peak"

Poem Details | by James Peranteau |
Categories: blessing, friendship, funny love,

They'll tell

.

          the veiw
          the post
            'bout 
       ourn morning
            'bout 
        yourn night

   the day you gave
             me
        your keys
the night you crashed
             my
        mercedes

              c
            yah

Poem Details | by David Crandall |
Categories: humor, music, philosophy,

The Time is Now

"Get out the way! Ol' Dan Tucker. 
You're too late to get your supper."
That's what my turntable had to say.
I was a kid. Dad was a trucker.  
He blasted the sound, took an upper,
Sang, "Sha la la la la la live for today".
The girl next door had a naughty plan.
She wore a smile that said, "let's play".
The time is now.  Don't interrup' 'er.
From that wisdom, so much good began -
Seize the day!