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family, children, funny, happiness, inspirational, love
Why are you so grumpy?
Pray, what made you so?
What gave rise to those dark eyes,
and snivel on your nose?
Why are you so grumpy?
-Don't give me the charade!
I see through that bright red nose,
upon that white clown face!
Why are you so grumpy?
Oh, come now, don't hold back.
I know you know that I know well,
the way you always act.
You cover and hide,
and hurry your stride,
you act as though I'm clueless.
Pout and weep,
mumble and freep,
I know that's no word, BUT YOU DO IT!
So if you're feelin' grumpy,
don't let that raincloud set.
The day that comes after this one,
could be your greatest yet!
allegory, day, deep, emotions, fear, humor, hyperbole,
hid insecurities within
ambiguous humor &
rules consistently changing
in a game which required
hardly more than breath,
nothing less than obscurity
twisting a fallible fancy,
seizing day's intangibility
death, humor, life, riddle,
If the staff of life
Is bread, then
Is death gluten-free?
Milan Georges Burovac
addiction, adventure, america, desire, funny love, i love you, paris,
choose this sun
you will have the body
I will be your skin
your city elsewhere
Paris I tell to him
here with me
us - bread and wine
us - street and air
Paris our love
angst, art, beautiful, beauty, boyfriend, butterfly, caregiving, childhood, computer-internet, confusion, courage, cowboy-western, dance, dark, daughter, dedication, depression, devotion, dream, funny, girl, girlfriend, goodbye, growing up, happiness, humorous, inspirational, lost, lost love, nostalgia, peace, romance, romantic, sad, song, teen, time, uplifting, women, me, love, me,
Your love pricks me like a rose each thorn grows but no one knows Your so full of
it as it shows so carry on now go on, go. I'm fed up with the phony and i'm
through with the tears, you couldn't pay me all your money to make up for those
years. Someone help me I feel faint how could I think he was such a saint and
worst of all I let me fall into a spiral down below. A magic called love carried
by the dove of someone I use to know.
cheer up, confusion, humorous, men, pride, work,
My failures are rough but teach.
My errors, windows to truth.
Before discovery, I don’t hear the Greek,
“Eureka!” but “Huh…?” How uncouth!
Meeting a contradiction, I reach,
What the Author intended to auth,
Does this mean this world has a mean streak?
No, I think after hard work must ensueth,
Humility, for man needs help to be meek.
adventure, angel, angst, art, beautiful, black african american, business, butterfly, caregiving, christian, confusion, courage, dedication, devotion, dream, faith, family, fear, freedom, funny, grief, growing up, happiness, happy, history, hope, inspirational, life, lonely, love, philosophy, spiritual, visionary, world, love, money,
If its money I got its money ill keep.
If its money I have its money ill weep.
If its love that I give its love ill receive.
For I am but no one who just see's beneath.
Some say your only as strong as you feel, but how could we change..in a place that's so unreal. People are hearing but..not really hearing. Why is the world so blind. I keep on screaming and screaming and screaming for things to be revolutionized. I am just a small song in a world full of cries, laughter, tears and french-fries.
humor, wisdom, woman, women,
Everything I know about women
Chapter 2 coming soon
addiction, farm, funny, giggle, life,
Have I got clean socks on?
I really must be sure
I wouldn't want my souping buds
To smell the green manure
That pile I trod in earlier
It really was a stinker
It's crucial that
My new compadres
think that I'm a thinker.
(And NOT a heavy drinker)
Edgar R. Eslit
beautiful, beauty, growth, happy, heart, hero, hilarious,
If I can pull the sunset back to its hidden closet
Usher the storm in its concealed abode
And blanket the silhouette of sunrise before the tilting
Shadow of that leaning mountain.
In silent prayer
That your love
Soaking in the canvas
Of my mourning, gripping and grappling
But praying heart.
analogy, celebration, chocolate, clothes, games, giggle, seasons, sick, success, today, woman, youth,
forewarned to focus in-
and then die to grin.
childhood, children, funny, hope, imagination, life
One sunny day in the month of May, a Young Grape heard a sound.
“Help a soul in need, and never kick one when it’s down.
Treat others how you wish to be, for everybody should,
do good deeds for no reason other than to do good.
Respect opinions and beliefs, it’s character that tells,
your opinion is just that, to someone else, you’re someone else.”
The Young Grape shouted “who gives these messages? Who’s the liaison?"
-And an Old Grape spoke up from afar; “twas I, the voice of Raisin!”
JENNY M GUERRIER
There was a man walking around with a mistletoe.
But all he sees are guys near him, so he kept the mistletoe hidden.
He turned around and saw a girl.
A smile on his face he approached her.
'Too late!' she said, 'the time is past. Your mistletoe is still hidden
and it's one past twelve on the next day.' He became so sad he hung his head. She took pity and said,
'Well we can always wait for the thirty first
because at midnight it will be the first.
You'll get your kiss even if your mistletoe is still hidden.
By Jenny M Guerrier.
Seize the day, That’s what they say;
But how do I even start;
I spend my day, wasting away;
I don’t even use my heart;
How can I seize what I can’t see,
I don’t know where to begin;
How can I be the best of Me,
Without fighting the battle within!
I will sure try, to figure out why,
I can’t seem to jump start my life;
By being so shy, it’s me I deny;
I’ll never be somebody’s wife!
But I have learned that when you yearn,
For something for long enough;
You have to spurn all your concern,
You just have to be tough!
And show the world that you’re a girl,
That isn’t going to give in;
Just give it a whirl, let it unfurl,
Then you will surely win!
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