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Poem Details | by
David Dowling |
Categories:
family, children, funny, happiness, inspirational, love
Why are you so grumpy?
Pray, what made you so?
What gave rise to those dark eyes,
and snivel on your nose?
Why are you so grumpy?
-Don't give me the charade!
I see through that bright red nose,
upon that white clown face!
Why are you so grumpy?
Oh, come now, don't hold back.
I know you know that I know well,
the way you always act.
You cover and hide,
and hurry your stride,
you act as though I'm clueless.
Pout and weep,
mumble and freep,
I know that's no word, BUT YOU DO IT!
So if you're feelin' grumpy,
don't let that raincloud set.
The day that comes after this one,
could be your greatest yet!
Poem Details | by
Paloma P |
Categories:
allegory, day, deep, emotions, fear, humor, hyperbole,
hid insecurities within
ambiguous humor &
convoluted whimsies,
rules consistently changing
in a game which required
hardly more than breath,
nothing less than obscurity
twisting a fallible fancy,
seizing day's intangibility
Poem Details | by
Vickie Hurtt - Thayer |
Categories:
change, conflict, giggle, life,
Life has a funny way of smacking you,
not that I'm laughing,
at the sting of redness,
left on my other cheek.
It is said that karma is,
a word they call a sarcastic woman,
the word that rhymes with,
and almost has the same meaning as witch.
I have waited for karma,
and all her craftiness,
she seems to be taking her good old time,
she is after all,
always threatening to come around.
Maybe it would be better,
if I stopped wishing,
and just realized,
it's not beyond the realms of possibilities,
That karma has already done her job,
been paid,
and is now on a sabbatical,
I think my red cheek has healed.
~Vickie Thayer~Poetry To Ponder~
2017
Poem Details | by
Michelle Faulkner |
Categories:
death, humor, life, riddle,
If the staff of life
Is bread, then
Is death gluten-free?
7/17/19
Poem Details | by
Sam Ruby |
Categories:
angst, art, beautiful, beauty, boyfriend, butterfly, caregiving, childhood, computer-internet, confusion, courage, cowboy-western, dance, dark, daughter, dedication, depression, devotion, dream, funny, girl, girlfriend, goodbye, growing up, happiness, humorous, inspirational, lost, lost love, nostalgia, peace, romance, romantic, sad, song, teen, time, uplifting, women, me, love, me,
Your love pricks me like a rose each thorn grows but no one knows Your so full of
it as it shows so carry on now go on, go. I'm fed up with the phony and i'm
through with the tears, you couldn't pay me all your money to make up for those
years. Someone help me I feel faint how could I think he was such a saint and
worst of all I let me fall into a spiral down below. A magic called love carried
by the dove of someone I use to know.
Poem Details | by
Milan Georges Burovac |
Categories:
addiction, adventure, america, desire, funny love, i love you, paris,
choose this sun
you will have the body
I will be your skin
your city elsewhere
Paris I tell to him
here with me
Paris forever
us - bread and wine
us - street and air
Paris our love
Poem Details | by
Chaim Wilson |
Categories:
cheer up, confusion, humorous, men, pride, work,
My failures are rough but teach.
My errors, windows to truth.
Before discovery, I don’t hear the Greek,
“Eureka!” but “Huh…?” How uncouth!
Meeting a contradiction, I reach,
What the Author intended to auth,
Does this mean this world has a mean streak?
No, I think after hard work must ensueth,
Humility, for man needs help to be meek.
Poem Details | by
Sam Ruby |
Categories:
adventure, angel, angst, art, beautiful, black african american, business, butterfly, caregiving, christian, confusion, courage, dedication, devotion, dream, faith, family, fear, freedom, funny, grief, growing up, happiness, happy, history, hope, inspirational, life, lonely, love, philosophy, spiritual, visionary, world, love, money,
If its money I got its money ill keep.
If its money I have its money ill weep.
If its love that I give its love ill receive.
For I am but no one who just see's beneath.
Some say your only as strong as you feel, but how could we change..in a place that's so unreal. People are hearing but..not really hearing. Why is the world so blind. I keep on screaming and screaming and screaming for things to be revolutionized. I am just a small song in a world full of cries, laughter, tears and french-fries.
Poem Details | by
Clifford Villalon |
Categories:
funny love,
Lovers gather, yelling "carpe diem"
Lovers kiss, living with totem
Lovers fall, counting walls
Lovers forget, crushing falls.
Love birds chirping as one
Under a tree skipping one by one
Above the bassinet where cuckoos nests
Below the cradle are loving breasts.
Rush to me and sail with me
On a gondola in Venice we flee
Gaping romanticism in idealism
Dying dualism without ostracism.
Poem Details | by
Arthur Vaso |
Categories:
humor, wisdom, woman, women,
Everything I know about women
Chapter 1
Chapter 2 coming soon
Poem Details | by
Edgar R. Eslit |
Categories:
beautiful, beauty, growth, happy, heart, hero, hilarious,
If I can pull the sunset back to its hidden closet
Usher the storm in its concealed abode
And blanket the silhouette of sunrise before the tilting
Shadow of that leaning mountain.
In silent prayer
I swear
That your love
Will remain
Soaking in the canvas
Of my mourning, gripping and grappling
But praying heart.
Poem Details | by
Janet Hay |
Categories:
addiction, farm, funny, giggle, life,
Have I got clean socks on?
I really must be sure
I wouldn't want my souping buds
To smell the green manure
That pile I trod in earlier
It really was a stinker
It's crucial that
My new compadres
think that I'm a thinker.
(And NOT a heavy drinker)
Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
analogy, celebration, chocolate, clothes, games, giggle, seasons, sick, success, today, woman, youth,
Dusty chalked,
splayed filet,
forewarned to focus in-
and then die to grin.
Poem Details | by
David Dowling |
Categories:
childhood, children, funny, hope, imagination, life
One sunny day in the month of May, a Young Grape heard a sound.
“Help a soul in need, and never kick one when it’s down.
Treat others how you wish to be, for everybody should,
do good deeds for no reason other than to do good.
Respect opinions and beliefs, it’s character that tells,
your opinion is just that, to someone else, you’re someone else.”
The Young Grape shouted “who gives these messages? Who’s the liaison?"
-And an Old Grape spoke up from afar; “twas I, the voice of Raisin!”
Poem Details | by
Jenny M Guerrier |
Categories:
humorous,
There was a man walking around with a mistletoe.
But all he sees are guys near him, so he kept the mistletoe hidden.
He turned around and saw a girl.
A smile on his face he approached her.
'Too late!' she said, 'the time is past. Your mistletoe is still hidden
and it's one past twelve on the next day.' He became so sad he hung his head. She took pity and said,
'Well we can always wait for the thirty first
because at midnight it will be the first.
You'll get your kiss even if your mistletoe is still hidden.
By Jenny M Guerrier.
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
computer-internet, funny, recovery from...,
Computer, don’t crash-I’m not a nerd, you know--
And should you die and bid my joy adieu, don’t play with Trojan horses
Or zip spy ware and adware. Better just consume your daily cookies.
Whether your future shall be restored by “Computer Geek”, revived a few more years
Or perchance your power supply lies tossed upon the heap.
Good fortune gives you, all programs that you need; tour the roads of cyberspace.
Fear not, as memory is consumed, together we traverse the seas on the Internet.
A friendship quest by knowledge blessed lives life bit by bit. Always, seize the day,
least the technology determines your hard-drive to be unfit.
© November 14, 2011
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Poem Details | by
Tirzah Conway |
Categories:
funny
Seize the day, That’s what they say;
But how do I even start;
I spend my day, wasting away;
I don’t even use my heart;
How can I seize what I can’t see,
I don’t know where to begin;
How can I be the best of Me,
Without fighting the battle within!
I will sure try, to figure out why,
I can’t seem to jump start my life;
By being so shy, it’s me I deny;
I’ll never be somebody’s wife!
But I have learned that when you yearn,
For something for long enough;
You have to spurn all your concern,
You just have to be tough!
And show the world that you’re a girl,
That isn’t going to give in;
Just give it a whirl, let it unfurl,
Then you will surely win!
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor, nature,
Bumper Jumper Humper Dumper
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
humor,
Practise! Practise! Practise!
Poem Details | by
Brian Strand |
Categories:
funny, on writing and words, people,
Writing
a daily blog-
open pepys shows into
the encyclopedia
of life.
Poem Details | by
James Peranteau |
Categories:
history, humor,
.
once
the
sneak
peak
twice
the
sneak
peak
thrice
the
shotgun wedding
*the bard doth know
peek vs "peak"
Poem Details | by
James Peranteau |
Categories:
blessing, friendship, funny love,
.
the veiw
the post
'bout
ourn morning
'bout
yourn night
the day you gave
me
your keys
the night you crashed
my
mercedes
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