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Poem Details | by colleen laforme |
Categories: funny, pets, cat, cat,

A Cat With A Knack

I have a cat 
A real fat cat
My cat is all black 
My black fat cat 
It is a cat with a knack
A true fact about my cat
My fat black cat 
She has a knack to catch a rat
My all black cat brought me the rat 
This is why my cat is a fat black cat
So rats watch your back 
From  my cat with the knack
Or you will become a snack for my fat black cat


Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

From Life of a Cat

From Life of Cat

From life of a cat what can we learn?
Never have seen one wearing a sunburn
Our cat we do have that does exist
Seems to think he is a ventriloquist.

Took meow test and great grade he made;
To write poems even tried to persuade
Sweet and low chariot was met by a meow
And what I am about to learn no one knew.

In our house, cat has a humble place to live
Sufficient food and water to him, we will give
But when he wants to eat by himself alone
He likes ice cream served on a crunchy cone.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
So where is the cat poem contest at?

Poem Details | by William Masonis |
Categories: animals, funny, pets

My Bed's Just Here For The Cat

Fatcat,
Hairy nuisance
Sprawling over bedsheets
Crowding limited sleepspace with
Blubber.

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: cat, humorous,

FELINE FINE FOOTLES

Tiddles didn’t like his new tinned tea Fussy Pussy Angry Animal Shows claws From paws Self catering cat Catch mice Tastes nice Caught in the rain Soggy Moggy Time for a sneaky sleep Cat nap On lap Contented cat Purry Furry March of the Footles Contest Sponsor Timothy Hicks 03~04~16


Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: funny,

My Bed The Synathroesmic Cat

oh lovely bed, dishevelled bed, 
warm and cosy snuggle bed
too nice to get out of bed
too big for one it should be shared

crisp clean sheets, to curl the toes bed,
pack of pillows for my head.
duvet to wrap around me, bed
wish you served meals, need to be fed.

coffee and toast make it a special bed
crumbs to lie on, isn’t good it’s said
best you throw me out, get a shower,
oh bed, can I sneak back in an hour, 

my bed I love you.

Penned 11th April 2013

Poem Details | by Laura Breidenthal |
Categories: adventure, best friend, cat, crazy, cute love, friendship, funny,

Staircase Race

March 21, 2015

you shan't win
not this day my furry friend
watch me run

head start - yeah!
close to end he leaps down ledge
watch him fly

staircase race 
wins and rubs it in my face
prissy proud prance

Poem Details | by Debra Squyres |
Categories: animal, cat, humorous,

Meow Meow

Here kitty, kitty. Come out and play
I have a new bow for you today
You tore the blue one out so quick
With angry paw…you seemed quite ticked!
I want to dress you and show you off
So all the other bows I now have tossed
No purple or green to match your eyes
Or orange, nor pink that you despise
Polk-a-dots were just not right for you
You tore them to shreds a time or two
No stripes or plaids are in my hand
For these I know you could not stand
The white one was lost in your white fur
When it came out you purred and purred
Here kitty, kitty, now don’t you tease
I’ve a red one here that’s sure to please

1/10/13
Written for “Hello Kitty (World)” members contest.

Poem Details | by Glen Schwartz |
Categories: cat, children, fantasy, fun, humor,

The Tall Cat

I Do not want a window seat .
I do not want to freeze my feet..
I do not want a waiter cat .
I do not like his pin striped hat..
I do not want him to touch my food.
And how he speaks is down right Rude..

So won't you take my order Jerry.
I know the menu, and I'm in quite the hurry..
Scrapple , egg and cheese on toast, 
that is the meal I love the most..
The tall cat can have his green eggs and ham.
    He's not from Philly but Sam I Am..

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: cat, humorous,

TALES OF TIDDLES

Tiddles didn’t really like the new cat food Fussy Pussy The result of the new cat food Tiddles Piddles BUT THEN …. Squitty Kitty Tiddles returns from a long walk in the rain Soggy Moggy Contented Cat when towel dried Purry Furry Any theme two liner – March 2017 Standard Contest Sponsored by Brian Strand 03~18~17

Poem Details | by Chantelle Anne Cooke |
Categories: animal, cat, conflict, humor,

Poetry Cats

Ah, to write
With hyper cats in sight
Who jump upon the computer in delight
I’m surprised some of my poems or comments aren’t 
Uuuuuuuulllllllllllllllll//tt
Quickly I race to print poetry grace in paw wrestling fights
Oh, wondrous sleeping cats, where I pen after midnight
Posted with promised success, my souls rises like a kite
Alas, everything is alright!

December 23rd 2018


Poem Details | by Janis Thompson |
Categories: cat, fun, humorous,

Catting

I walk toward you less and less,
cringe and hunch at your caress.
Outside oozes from your pores.
I steal my chance to get outdoors.

My eyes reflect the magic night.
Excitement bodes within my sight.
The winds of wildness set me free
on my first romantic spree.

My feline fancy, you’re the one.
In full moonlight we jump and run.
Lady, Lady, my sweet Lady
will you have my litter, Baby?

Where I live? It matters not.
Let’s enjoy, the time we’ve got.
I’m hanging loose, trying to be feral.
Oops just remembered, I’m fixed and sterile.


8/6/18  Marathon Mile 23   3rd Place

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: cat, funny,

Shark, Cat Contortionist

Shark, the cat, is sitting catty-wampus today.  He is a contortionist. His head is to the north,
His tail to the west, paws to the east, crossed in a southwesterly way, except for one which is
Somehow sticking up in the air like a lone feather.  He is licking his Neverland region, as I step
Over him. At first when I noticed him on the porch, with all these extensions, I thought he was a 
Fat, giant spider.  Shark is an older cat, there is no way he should have this kind of agility, but
He does, and I am in awe.

Poem Details | by Chantelle Anne Cooke |
Categories: cat, hilarious,

Kitty Cat Comments

Paws of playful delight meow in mischief as I type...

January 30th 2019

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, cat, humor, pets, poems, poetry,

Sweet Slumber Of Nip-Laden Dreams

Ah, sweet slumber of nip-laden dreams; the milk of mother moon bestowed, a blessed drink and lactose-free to this mine humble, feline throat. Running freely through outer space, I touch upon thy blessed universe. My home of emerald and lapis lace, is where in I lay in furred repose. Chasing neon rainbows in nebulae bright, my dreams are filled with gold doubloons. I’ll spend them on treats and nip-delight, and chase away any greedy tycoons. A feline black as obsidian night, in a home filled with human love; among the faeries and tree sprites, mind flies just like the doves.

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: baby, grandchild, grandmother, grandparents, humor, humorous, relationship,

She was Born with Cat Ears

She was born with cat ears.
So cute! Everyone lied.
Some of us felt them.
They were striped, and furry.
Odd for a human head.
Gray, pink in the middle.
“Adorable!” some of us said.
“Can they be removed?” the new grandmother asked.
Making her daughter-in-law her enemy for life.


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor, word play,

CAT NIP

THEY GAVE THE CAT A TONIC.....NOW HE IS.


John G. Lawless
©5/8/2019

Poem Details | by Ronald D Thompson |
Categories: cat, humorous, silly,

Hungry Cat

All I hear is 'kitty, kitty!’
Such a shame. Such a pity.
I want my food. That’s where I’m at.
After all, I’m just a cat!

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, cat, funny, nature, pets, poems, poetry,

TP Trails

My toilet paper regularly trots out of the bathroom, throughout the whole house, no, it is not trained. If it were trained I am certain it would proudly stay nice and neat. My cat walks it every single day; Toilet Paper trails.

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: bird, cat, humorous,

TWEETY PIE AND SYLVESTER


Tweetie Pie Knows Sylvester is sly Of the cat he is wary What a clever canary! Sylvester Will seethe and fester When Tweety makes a mad dash He exclaims 'suffering succotash! Cleritoons Poetry Contest Sponsored by Joseph May 09/05/21

Poem Details | by Christian Mitewu |
Categories: animal, children, class, hilarious, homework, humor, pets,

My Big Fat Cat

I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat- 
He weighs at least a ton
He couldn't run to save his life 
Yes, he isn't much fun

His favourite room's the kitchen,
(I'm sure we all know why).
He eats just about everything,
So that's why with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped 
My homework in his plate.


Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: cat, funny, horror,

The Cat And The Rat

There once was Princess the cat
Who found a big fat hairy rat
She brought it in to play
But mother said no way
And found her a very big metal bat

Poem Details | by Rizo Ale |
Categories: animal, cat, children, funny, silly,

Fuuny Cat Poem For Kids

Here kitty kitty,
let's play hide and seek.
Hey, kitty?
Oh, you are asleep.

Come kitty, 
give me a hug.
Where are you, kitty?
Oh, you are taking a nap.

Good night my kitty.
Now, you are up?
Listen my kitty,
Don't be such a cat.

Poem Details | by Jim Tidd |
Categories: cat, humor,

CAT BATH

Banshee screams pierce air,
claws sharp, eyes wide and angry,
good luck with cat bath.

Poem Details | by kash poet |
Categories: allegory, funny,

From lion to cat



Back home the lion of the office turns to a cat © kash poet ===========000========== Placement: 3rd; (October 2012) Contest: Single Senryu Sponsor: Susan Burch ===========000==========

Poem Details | by Virginia Mitchell |
Categories: animals, funny, petscat,

A Kitty-Cat Poem

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Kitty, kitty in my chair,
Sitting there so debonair.

Black cat with shiny eyes,
To cross your path could be unwise.

Playful feline pounces fast,
Jump on people walking past.

Tabby teases a little mouse,
Tauntingly throughout the house.

Oh! Of cats what can I say?
They prowl at night and sleep all day.

~Virginia Mitchell


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