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Poem Details | by Carol Louise Moon |
Categories: cat, humor,

Hot Night, Cold Milk

Hot Night, Cold Milk

The night was hot, I couldn't fall asleep
and so I rose to get a glass of milk.
I tiptoed past the cat who slept so sound
and envied her the ease in which she slept.

She woke and followed slippers down the hall.
The milk I poured was for myself, alone.
Her eyes a perfect glow, a begging plead
convinced me that the milk was really hers--
(a half a cup and nothing more for me.)

She lapped and lapped until was satisfied.
And I, a sleepy dupe, hauled off to bed.

Poem Details | by Colleen Laforme |
Categories: funny, pets, cat, cat,

A Cat With a Knack

I have a cat 
A real fat cat
My cat is all black 
My black fat cat 
It is a cat with a knack
A true fact about my cat
My fat black cat 
She has a knack to catch a rat
My all black cat brought me the rat 
This is why my cat is a fat black cat
So rats watch your back 
From  my cat with the knack
Or you will become a snack for my fat black cat

Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: humorous,

From Life of a Cat

From Life of Cat

From life of a cat what can we learn?
Never have seen one wearing a sunburn
Our cat we do have that does exist
Seems to think he is a ventriloquist.

Took meow test and great grade he made;
To write poems even tried to persuade
Sweet and low chariot was met by a meow
And what I am about to learn no one knew.

In our house, cat has a humble place to live
Sufficient food and water to him, we will give
But when he wants to eat by himself alone
He likes ice cream served on a crunchy cone.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
So where is the cat poem contest at?

Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: halloween, humor,

Cat Possessd

Cat Possessed
Mrs. River got a black cat named Mr. Right The day her husband disappeared from sight Now neighbors all shiver Is Mr. Right—Mr. River? And what spell might she cast Halloween night? 10/13/22

Poem Details | by William Masonis |
Categories: animals, funny, pets

My Bed's Just Here For the Cat

Hairy nuisance
Sprawling over bedsheets
Crowding limited sleepspace with

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: cat, humorous,

Feline Fine Footles

Tiddles didn’t like his new tinned tea Fussy Pussy Angry Animal Shows claws From paws Self catering cat Catch mice Tastes nice Caught in the rain Soggy Moggy Time for a sneaky sleep Cat nap On lap Contented cat Purry Furry March of the Footles Contest Sponsor Timothy Hicks 03~04~16

Poem Details | by Seren Roberts |
Categories: funny,

My Bed the Synathroesmic Cat

oh lovely bed, dishevelled bed, 
warm and cosy snuggle bed
too nice to get out of bed
too big for one it should be shared

crisp clean sheets, to curl the toes bed,
pack of pillows for my head.
duvet to wrap around me, bed
wish you served meals, need to be fed.

coffee and toast make it a special bed
crumbs to lie on, isn’t good it’s said
best you throw me out, get a shower,
oh bed, can I sneak back in an hour, 

my bed I love you.

Penned 11th April 2013

Poem Details | by Laura Breidenthal |
Categories: adventure, best friend, cat, crazy, cute love, friendship, funny,

Staircase Race

March 21, 2015

you shan't win
not this day my furry friend
watch me run

head start - yeah!
close to end he leaps down ledge
watch him fly

staircase race 
wins and rubs it in my face
prissy proud prance

Poem Details | by Glen Schwartz |
Categories: cat, children, fantasy, fun, humor,

The Tall Cat

I Do not want a window seat .
I do not want to freeze my feet..
I do not want a waiter cat .
I do not like his pin striped hat..
I do not want him to touch my food.
And how he speaks is down right Rude..

So won't you take my order Jerry.
I know the menu, and I'm in quite the hurry..
Scrapple , egg and cheese on toast, 
that is the meal I love the most..
The tall cat can have his green eggs and ham.
    He's not from Philly but Sam I Am..

Poem Details | by Debra Squyres |
Categories: animal, cat, humorous,

Meow Meow

Here kitty, kitty. Come out and play
I have a new bow for you today
You tore the blue one out so quick
With angry paw…you seemed quite ticked!
I want to dress you and show you off
So all the other bows I now have tossed
No purple or green to match your eyes
Or orange, nor pink that you despise
Polk-a-dots were just not right for you
You tore them to shreds a time or two
No stripes or plaids are in my hand
For these I know you could not stand
The white one was lost in your white fur
When it came out you purred and purred
Here kitty, kitty, now don’t you tease
I’ve a red one here that’s sure to please

Written for “Hello Kitty (World)” members contest.

Poem Details | by Lycia Harding |
Categories: bird, cat, humorous, tree,

Bad Kitty - Birdie's

He listened for them, in the wood
as daylight blossomed, poised to prowl
For breakfast, breast meat sounded good 
and Cat could feel his stomach growl

Soon, struck by a cacophany
of cheeps and chirps, of coos and caws,
Cat snuck up on them, tree by tree
and hushed each cluck with teeth and claws

They, unobservant, were plucked clean
from every nook where they would sing
Think; had they looked, they might have seen
him slink toward them - and took wing! 

When Cat had eaten every bird, 
he retched a ball of beaks and feet,
then stretched out on their bones and purred,
at peace atop the spongey peet...

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: bird, cat, humorous,

Tweety Pie and Sylvester

Tweetie Pie Knows Sylvester is sly Of the cat he is wary What a clever canary! Sylvester Will seethe and fester When Tweety makes a mad dash He exclaims 'suffering succotash! Cleritoons Poetry Contest Sponsored by Joseph May 09/05/21

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, cat, humor, pets, poems, poetry,

Sweet Slumber of Nip-Laden Dreams

Ah, sweet slumber of nip-laden dreams; the milk of mother moon bestowed, a blessed drink and lactose-free to this mine humble, feline throat. Running freely through outer space, I touch upon thy blessed universe. My home of emerald and lapis lace, is where in I lay in furred repose. Chasing neon rainbows in nebulae bright, my dreams are filled with gold doubloons. I’ll spend them on treats and nip-delight, and chase away any greedy tycoons. A feline black as obsidian night, in a home filled with human love; among the faeries and tree sprites, mind flies just like the doves.

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: cat, humorous,

Tales of Tiddles

Tiddles didn’t really like the new cat food Fussy Pussy The result of the new cat food Tiddles Piddles BUT THEN …. Squitty Kitty Tiddles returns from a long walk in the rain Soggy Moggy Contented Cat when towel dried Purry Furry Any theme two liner – March 2017 Standard Contest Sponsored by Brian Strand 03~18~17

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: cat, funny,

Shark, Cat Contortionist

Shark, the cat, is sitting catty-wampus today.  He is a contortionist. His head is to the north,
His tail to the west, paws to the east, crossed in a southwesterly way, except for one which is
Somehow sticking up in the air like a lone feather.  He is licking his Neverland region, as I step
Over him. At first when I noticed him on the porch, with all these extensions, I thought he was a 
Fat, giant spider.  Shark is an older cat, there is no way he should have this kind of agility, but
He does, and I am in awe.

Poem Details | by Janis Thompson |
Categories: cat, fun, humorous,


I walk toward you less and less,
cringe and hunch at your caress.
Outside oozes from your pores.
I steal my chance to get outdoors.

My eyes reflect the magic night.
Excitement bodes within my sight.
The winds of wildness set me free
on my first romantic spree.

My feline fancy, you’re the one.
In full moonlight we jump and run.
Lady, Lady, my sweet Lady
will you have my litter, Baby?

Where I live? It matters not.
Let’s enjoy, the time we’ve got.
I’m hanging loose, trying to be feral.
Oops just remembered, I’m fixed and sterile.

8/6/18  Marathon Mile 23   3rd Place

Poem Details | by Robert Gorelick |
Categories: cat, humor,

Kept Cat

Kept Cat
You called me your dream bird, now it's too late We'd fly off in bliss, our purr-fect dream date I deemed you my winner you deemed me your dinner How does it feel to be my kept cat, mate?

Poem Details | by Ronald D Thompson |
Categories: cat, humorous, silly,

Hungry Cat

All I hear is 'kitty, kitty!’
Such a shame. Such a pity.
I want my food. That’s where I’m at.
After all, I’m just a cat!

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: baby, grandchild, grandmother, grandparents, humor, humorous, relationship,

She Was Born With Cat Ears

She was born with cat ears.
So cute! Everyone lied.
Some of us felt them.
They were striped, and furry.
Odd for a human head.
Gray, pink in the middle.
“Adorable!” some of us said.
“Can they be removed?” the new grandmother asked.
Making her daughter-in-law her enemy for life.

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: humor, word play,

Cat Nip


John G. Lawless

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, cat, funny, nature, pets, poems, poetry,

Tp Trails

My toilet paper regularly trots out of the bathroom, throughout the whole house, no, it is not trained. If it were trained I am certain it would proudly stay nice and neat. My cat walks it every single day; Toilet Paper trails.

Poem Details | by Janet Grace |
Categories: animal, cat, happiness, humorous,

Bad News Kittens

Kittens caper
                                           Crinkle paper
                                          To ruin the news
                                              Wad it up
                                            Bat and cuff 
                                            Bite and chew
                                           Strike with claws                  
                                           Shred with jaws
                                         Rip to smithereens 
                                        No newspaper news 
                                         Today will be seen

Poem Details | by Lisa Ricci |
Categories: cat, fun, humor,

Cats and Hats

my attempt at a simplistic limerick suite thank you "cats and hats" I once went to the beach with hats and noticed in the back seat were my cats I couldn't leave them in the car so we ended up sitting at the bar later I placed them on cool mats we stayed until the sun went down in between they managed to be a clown they nestled and played with my hats in style as true diplomats now for all it was a showdown as our day was nearing end we were happy and could not pretend my cats were never alone my love and patience had grown but now my hats I need to mend SkyWatcher 06-17-23

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: cat, humor,

Feline On the Town

Feline on the Town         

          Tried to bathe cat in my kitchen sink,
          She ran out the back door in a wink!
          Kitty, my kitty,you are bad.
          Too much beer you indeed had!
          Here you recline in public,very stoned.
          Taking you home right now, to atone!

Poem Details | by Christian Mitewu |
Categories: animal, children, class, hilarious, homework, humor, pets,

My Big Fat Cat

I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found.

He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.

I own a big fat cat- 
He weighs at least a ton
He couldn't run to save his life 
Yes, he isn't much fun

His favourite room's the kitchen,
(I'm sure we all know why).
He eats just about everything,
So that's why with a sigh...

I'd like to tell you teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped 
My homework in his plate.