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Poem Details | by Daniel Turner |
Categories: funny, humor, humorous, imagination,

WANTED -THIEF CATERPILLAR

Looking under a leaf
In search of a caterpillar thief
Pinched a tomatoes cheek
Oh what a creepy creep

He's a very deliberate critter
She cried that hairy worm bit her
Said,"He'd come back to get her
And scare her baby sitter."

Her nanny saw her cryin'
Knew she wasn't lyin'
Her story there was no denyin'
That worm bit her "cheek" like a lion

If you see that herbivorous fellow
That made that tomato turn yellow
He'll be under a leafy umbrella
And as fat as an armadillo

He's a real tomato masher
A suspected garden trasher
He's wanted and needs to be captured
And sentenced to life in a pasture


   an original poem by the "poemdog" Daniel Turner:)


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny

Life as Seen By a Caterpillar

A simple green life

Thank goodness I don't wear shoes

Soon I'll be air-borne



Sorry, not a traditional haiku,
but I couldnt resist