Humorous and funny Caterpillar poems and/or funny poems about Caterpillar. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Caterpillar funny poems!
Written by
Daniel Turner
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, imagination,
Wanted -Thief Caterpillar
Looking under a leaf
In search of a caterpillar thief
Pinched a tomatoes cheek
Oh what a creepy creep
He's a very deliberate critter
She cried that hairy worm bit her
Said,"He'd come back to get her
And scare her baby sitter."
Her nanny saw her cryin'
Knew she wasn't lyin'
Her story there was no denyin'
That worm bit her "cheek" like a lion
If you see that herbivorous fellow
That made that tomato turn yellow
He'll be under a leafy umbrella
And as fat as an armadillo
He's a real tomato masher
A suspected garden trasher
He's wanted and needs to be captured
And sentenced to life in a pasture
an original poem by the "poemdog" Daniel Turner:)
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny
Life As Seen By a Caterpillar
A simple green life
Thank goodness I don't wear shoes
Soon I'll be air-borne
Sorry, not a traditional haiku,
but I couldnt resist
Written by
Martin Howard Samuel
Categories:
butterfly, flying, fun, humorous, silly, word play,
Caterpillar Wisdom
"If I were meant to soar up there with you,"
said the creepy caterpillar to the colourful butterfly,
fluttering by overhead,
"and not stay crawling earthbound here instead,
I would have been born with wings,
and it will be over my body when dead,
akin to a murder of crows,
before you'll get me up
in one of those
funny-looking flying things."