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Poem Details | by Vee Bdosa |
Categories: angst, childhood, depression, funny, nostalgia,

Fourteen Catfish

Fourteen Catfish
Fourteen catfish swimin along
one was caught cause he went wrong
thriteen catfish swimin all night
two got hooked before daylight
eleven catfish in the brook
seven fell for the fisherman's hook
four big catfish sniffin bait
three of them just couldn't wait
one fat catfish all alone
got no girlfriend of his own.
      © ron wilson

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous, irony, political,

The National Catfish Syndrome Organization

It seems there's a decline of civility in America in most every deed and word,

Especially among politicians and many members of the common herd!

Folks do things and say things that don't make a tittle of common sense,

Then they cower behind the First Amendment using that as their defense!

I'm proposing the formation of The National Catfish Syndrome Organization,

And emulating the trait of the lowly catfish is the membershiip qualification.

Alas, the members, like catfish, have a large mouth and a very small brain.

They spread vicious venom and silly tripe which has become our Nation's bane!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired