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Poet Destroyer A
adventure, animal, beautiful, blessing, celebrity, funny, life,
~My Nutty Squirrel Poem~
Up in a tree, on a branch
Now you see me, now you don't!
Sneaky and fast, I'm adorable
Now, why would you hunt or shot me for fun?
Do you like, how fast I run?
I'm not just another chipmunk
Stuffing my face with nuts,
I'm classy and beautiful,
The best part of nature.....
Red pointed ears, I hear you drawing near.
Chuckle, chuckle, caffeine free
I saw you looking at my fine coat.
Fluffy and curious, touch me and I'm Calling PETA!
See YA--- Life Is Beautiful!!!
I'm stuffing these nuts back into my mouth
and Jumping onto another tree :) The End
Love The Squirrel from another World.
celebrity, humorous, new year,
Just where have the weeks gone
Another year has whizzed past
No New Years resolution, I'd only break it
Unless it’s to meet George Clooney
Ah fiddlesticks he’s married now!
Romance is off the cards
Yeah, but a girl can dream!
January Acrostic Contest
Sponsored by Michelle Faulkner
NB I have never made a New Year's Resolution, this is just a standing joke with my husband
Roseanne's racist tweet caused big trouble
So she voiced remorse on the double
The Trump-loving comic
Her hit show was tossed to the rubble
In secret she now keeps opinions
But where are Roseanne and her minions?
Darlene, Dan and Jackie
Each unemployed lackey
While Rosie's still worth eighty millions
*August 19, 2018
celebrity, humorous, music,
As Michael performed his routine
and belted out hit ‘Billy Jean’
When he grabbed his crotch
His voice rose one notch
Some critics deemed his moves obscene!
appreciation, career, celebrity, humor, memory, thanks,
Comedian Carol Burnett
had a variety show I'll never forget.
She gave us much laughter and cheer,
sometimes just by pulling her ear.
March 28, 2019
age, angel, beautiful, beauty, body, boyfriend, celebration, celebrity, change, character, creation, desire, emotions, children, friendship, girl, girlfriend, hero, humorous, i love you, image, life, memorial day, memory, middle school, relationship, romantic, school, society, student, teen, teenage, truth, wisdom, woman, women, words, world, youth,
Fake Words – Zamreen Zarook
God have given us mouth,
Not to speak to north and south,
Tongue is given under an oath,
So it’s our duty to protect them both.
Girls chat fake with boys,
Having a notion that the boys are toys,
They often make varied noise,
Thinking to keep a trap on handsome guys.
Boys are also human being,
So it’s not possible being clean,
Things varies in the way they are seen,
So positive thinking will make you keen.
Boys’ minds are pure,
As it is pure bio,
So don’t try to pour vino,
Which will take decades to get cure.
candy, celebrity, children, humorous,
Willy Wonka sang the cheeriest of songs
to every child he did see.
For what other adult could eat candy all day long
and not get a single cavity?
Kim Kardashian West
is a serial selfie pest.
And I love buns but she
to me is just butt ugly!
age, anxiety, celebrity, culture, giggle, growing up, hyperbole,
Headline: "Bieber jailed."
And you tell me there's a God?
I won't sleep. Will you?
celebrity, creation, humor, humorous, poets,
born of earth upheaved—vastness.
—Milton (I stole it)
Robert L. Hinshaw
His day was shattered when Harrison Ford,
Crashed his plane on the golf course sward!
Thankfully, he escaped with only a minor contusion,
But he sure created a humongous divot in all the confusion!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved
adventure, celebrity, humorous, image, political, relationship, technology,
Bill And Monica - Limerick
There once was a girl called Monica
Bill played her like a harmonica
Placed cigars in her rear
News said that was *****
Both caught on surveillance electronica
the germophobe we all know well.
I look to his head and think:
so that's where all my Windex went!
Wife yells out the door
"Don't forget the cannoli
and DON'T BACK OVER THE KIDS!"
Another day on the job
(Gotta go murder some guy)
Richard Castellano (Clemenza) 'Leave the gun, take the cannoli' in
The Godfather Pt. I
celebrity, character, humorous, nostalgia,
Even at the very end
Mel Blanc was still cracking jokes.
It's hard to weep, reading his
tombstone inscription: That's all folks!
NOTE: Mel Blanc did the voices for all the Looney Tune characters.
celebrity, crazy, football, goodbye, hilarious, surreal,
Richer than rich!
By Stanley Russell Harris
The new mad Author
& A Poetry Soup honourably mentioned poet
Has football gone completely mad!
A sport of all now to be had!
Boys and girls play it today.
I wonder, is it for the pay?
Talk is now, if one does go.
To China, that’s overseas, you know.
If here you have made your name.
There you would be one of fame.
I mean a million pounds every week!
No doubt one will work, so to speak.
But kicking an air filled ball.
Ain’t worth one million pounds at all!
Still, if I was offered a payment so.
Off I would blinking go.
I’d write a verse every day!
Rest of the time I’d count me pay.
lol (The new mad Author)
Gregory Richard Barden
celebrity, football, humorous, sports, word play,
In the summer, some fans climb the walls
For a game that's been played many falls
And a player named Brady
Many folks found as shady
For some shifts in the size of his balls ...
An inspection made by Le Gendarme
Thus concluded, no cause for alarm
'Twasn't balls, frankly stated
Haters hopes were deflated
For the sake ... of his glorious arm!
~ 1st Place ~ in the "Celebrity Limerick" Poetry Contest, Tania Kitchin, Judge & Sponsor.
anger, celebrity, funny,
Once during those days when I was yet a teen
I chose to be purposefully mean
Sitting face to face with an important man
I behaved as badly as a confused hen
If I did open my mouth
It was only to say filth
Stony, I bid my soul to tell him
I shall not speak, even if it goes against your whim!
Enraged, he had me disgraced
Angered, he had me not embraced
Rather, on that day, I saw thunder
Coming from the eyes of this leader!
O wishful verse, thou art an ode to my memory
Here goes to my account for loving to do the crazy!
Robert L. Hinshaw
She was a strip dancer named Shuga Shoes,
Who did gigs in a pub in Newport News.
'Twas well-known she liked the sauce,
Which did not amuse the boss!
Of jobs she was stripped and now sings the blues!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved
Mary Oliver Rotman
celebrity, crush, funny,
I believe I'm in love with Matthew Macfadyen
He inspires in me a terribly bad yen
But as poetry goes
His name 'spires woes
Cause nothing rhymes with "Macfadyen"
celebrity, funny, humorous,
Arnold Schwarzenegger at Olive Garden
Tom Cruise Stuck in Traffic
Sylvester Stallone Riding a Horse
Dustin Hoffman Looking Out the Window
Tom Hanks Stealing a Piece of Chocolate
Harrison Ford Taking a Selfie
March 3, 2016
angst, art, celebrity, england, humor, irony, money,
I want to go to Dismaland!
I'll thcweem until I'm thick!
I have blisters on my fingers
From the endless futile click
There'll be secretaries on it
Pulling non-existent strings
There'll be rumours of a con
On social media and things
I want to go to Dismaland
And see the horrid stuff!
How come I can't buy tickets
And my money's not enough?
In the shadows Banksy chuckles
He's got the Art World in his hand
He has turned pretention on itself
car, celebrity, drink, funny, humorous, power,
Reese is a Hollywood star in demand
Southern belle mixed with, "Yes Ma'am"
Till she got pulled over
For driving not sober
And cried, "Don't you know who I am?"
jan oskar hansen
A Serbian Poet.
He was a poet; perhaps he still is,
on the wall of a cell in Haag.
A mass of hair, an unfinished
symphony gloomily greying
in artificial light
and will his hair ever feel the sensation of the wind
tussling his tresses?
Once upon a time people called him Doctor, he was
A psychiatrist, prescribed valium to his patients,
he should keep doing this
but politics and power got in the way,
he the president a dream that will never leave him.
A poet can’t handle the power, so let him write that
a thousand times on the wall of his cell.
age, celebrity, confusion, family, grandfather, humor, words,
"Eh? Sigourney's Beaver?"
Grandad's hard of hearing
"Weaver, Grandad, Weaver"
Deafness. How endearing.