Humorous and funny Centipede poems and/or funny poems about Centipede. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Centipede funny poems!
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
animals, funny,
Centipede Dismay -Trochee
Centipede so tiny crawls
trekking on a fence
hundred legs, he never falls
I watch in suspense…
My two feet are bad, you see,
pain comes when I walk.
Should I be a centipede,
you would hear me squawk!
*Entry for Andrea’s 7/5 Trochee contest
Written by
Jim Slaughter
Categories:
humor,
Critterature: A Word About the Centipede
Please don't think it odd if I intercede
On behalf of the poor lowly centipede.
Though he does get the blues
When he has to buy shoes,
He's better off than his cousin, the millipede.