Funny Poems About Centipede or Centipede Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Centipede poems and/or funny poems about Centipede. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Centipede funny poems!

Written by Carolyn Devonshire
Categories: animals, funny,

Centipede Dismay -Trochee

Centipede so tiny crawls
trekking on a fence
hundred legs, he never falls
I watch in suspense…

My two feet are bad, you see,
pain comes when I walk.
Should I be a centipede,
you would hear me squawk!


*Entry for Andrea’s 7/5 Trochee contest

Written by Jim Slaughter
Categories: humor,

Critterature: A Word About the Centipede

Please don't think it odd if I intercede
On behalf of the poor lowly centipede.
Though he does get the blues
When he has to buy shoes,
He's better off than his cousin, the millipede.