Humorous and funny Cereal poems and/or funny poems about Cereal. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Cereal funny poems!
Written by
Poet Destroyer A
Categories:
funny,
Real Cereal -Trix
**REAL CEREAL TRIX**
This girl Rio's, packed lunch in a cereal bowl
Her language almost sounds like espanol
Adding chocolate chunks to her munch
Funny how she ate, cinnamon toast crunch
The real TRIX is to add corn, in anything, NIKKO!
hahha kidding!
dedicated to RIO~aka NIKKO
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
childhood, food, humor,
My Childhood Cereal
Waking up for school was hard enough,
still half asleep not ready for the bus,
breakfast on the dot,
snap, crackle and pop,
noisy Rice Krispy's helping us wake up.
12-5-16
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
food, humor,
My Diet Cereal
Want to lose weight the natural way,
keeping the sweet cereal at bay,
tastes rather bland,
but looser waist band,
thats why I'm eating little bales of hay.
12-17-16
Written by
Joseph May
Categories:
fun, giggle,
Is It the Cereal
Donald Trump uses language so rough
He portrays himself as being tough
But people just say
He oft acts that way
Because he's kokoo for cocoa puffs
8-27-19
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
A Cereal Killer
Kellogg, he was groomed as a killer.
The milk on the spoon - would not spill ‘er.
With cheerios breath,
a masticate-death,
he zeroed his victims - a thriller.
8/22/2022
Written by
Matthew Herfurth
Categories:
humor,
Cereal Bowls
Cereal Bowls
When cereal bowls in
the kitchen cupboards get
deeply sexually aroused they
go up in
flames.