Humorous and funny Change poems and/or funny poems about Change. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Change funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
change, humorous, poetry,
Mischief
I’m straying away from the norm
It’s stressing me out to conform
A fave form I must adjust -
The last line’s bitten the dust!
Sweet Nina is causing mischief
I’m sobbing, she’s causing me grief
Limerick’s are divine -
This one’s missing a line!
My chosen form now has mutated
It’s modern, the old ones outdated
Will my new form catch on
Now the last line has gone!
I’ve invented the ‘slimerick’ it’s a traditional limerick form but with the final line missing!
Mischief Contest Sponsor Nina Parmenter
9/5/18
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
change, humorous, irony, nursery rhyme,
21st Century Re-Write of Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty fell off the top of the wall
He got on the phone and gave his lawyer a call
With help from the lawyer and litigation men
Humpty is rich and won’t have to work again!
09~30~16
Inspired by Three blind mice poem by Ilene Bauer
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
change, humorous, relationship,
All Change
When Mandy met Randy
Oh boy her legs went bandy
She began to walk like John Wayne …
Looked like she was in a lot of pain
But Mandy had a huge smile on her face
And her nights with Randy kept that smile in place
They have the most incredible sex life -
Randy has stopped sleeping with his wife
Randy’s wife her name is Brandy
Met Mandy’s hubby his name is Sandy
So Mandy and Randy and Brandy and Sandy
Have done a partner swap, oh isn’t that handy!
11~26~16
Written by
Susan Jeavons
Categories:
2nd grade, butterfly, change, humorous, imagery, insect
Why Caterpillars Do Not Wear Shoes
I watched a little caterpillar
walking up a tree
and wondered how
that worm would look
if he were dressed like me.
I think his mother would complain
if she had shoes to buy,
cause by the time she tied them all
he’d be a butterfly!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, humorous, me,
Sex Change
Folks know me as ‘poetry Jan’
But soupers I once was a man …
In a very long op
My male bits got the chop
And I altered my name from Stan!
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY SOUPERS!!!!
1st April 2018
Written by
Vickie Hurtt - Thayer
Categories:
change, conflict, giggle, life,
A Visit From Karma
Life has a funny way of smacking you,
not that I'm laughing,
at the sting of redness,
left on my other cheek.
It is said that karma is,
a word they call a sarcastic woman,
the word that rhymes with,
and almost has the same meaning as witch.
I have waited for karma,
and all her craftiness,
she seems to be taking her good old time,
she is after all,
always threatening to come around.
Maybe it would be better,
if I stopped wishing,
and just realized,
it's not beyond the realms of possibilities,
That karma has already done her job,
been paid,
and is now on a sabbatical,
I think my red cheek has healed.
~Vickie Thayer~Poetry To Ponder~
2017
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
bird, change, environment, fish, future, humorous
The Windmills of Babel
Build them wider, taller
let us reach for the sky
when we run out of bird's
we'll clip angels on the fly
90,000 lb. sperm whale
wandering, searching for
his misplaced tail...
but elite global outlets will
never fail....only us commoners
stuck in the dark, our vehicles
needing, only one gear~ Park!
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
change, humor, planet,
Ready-Set-21
Ready-Set-21
Let’s get rid of all the people
starting with the old
no one will suspect
we could be so bold.
We’ll track their every movement
wouldn’t that be neat
then we’ll go and target
the one’s still eating meat.
Convince them they’re all different
inclusion was a bust
and other than the demi-gods
there’s no one you can trust.
By the time they catch on
claim they’re purely woke
they’ll be but the punchline
to this planetary joke.
So, wear your masks, walk your dogs
pick up after them
knowing all would be just fine
if it hadn’t been for H I M
6/12/2021
Global reset 21 Poetry Contest
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous, sea,
I'Ve Solved One Climate Change Issue
About climate change and its effects there has been a lot of chatter.
One concern is that the sea-level is rising and I think I know the matter.
My research reveals that there is a dearth of sea sponges, (that is my notion).
We need to increase the growth of sponges to soak up the water in the ocean!
(Concocted with considerable tongue in cheek!)
Written by
William Kelii Kekaula
Categories:
analogy, appreciation, change, drink, humor, international
True Blue Music Lovers
True Blue Music Lovers
Eyes squeezed, ears held shut,
When the Koto is plucked, and
Kimono girl shrieks in league,
After much sake,
The Zither is fined tuned, and
The Soprano is well dressed.
2019 April 29
*3rd Place*
Best Sedoka - 577-577
~~Lu Loo
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
change, food, fun, humor,
Unsetting and Unsettling the Table
The Earl of Sandwich
etiquette … revolution…
finger-lickin’ good
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
funny, on writing and words, people, satire, urban,
Souper Sex Change
This Lil' poem
had to change it's name
With a title so lame
nearly got sent
to Soup's Hall of Shame!
Never fear
dude's on the poetic rise
silky set a' verses
new curves in them thighs
you bet
boys'll be
rubber neckin'
new flow's strapped
like an automatic weapon
Yep she's got new features
but didn't cost six grand
with a new set a' headlights
give the new girl a hand!
Written by
Bhavna Khemlani
Categories:
age, change, character, conflict, hilarious, identity
Mobile Phone
The mobile phone
t
a
k
e
s
away peace . . .
Written by
Shanity Rain
Categories:
candy, change, desire, food, kids, funny
Sweet Carmel
The taste of homemade Carmel so sweet/ everyone I know desires the treat.
After one night in the kitchen covered/ half the pan gone, next morning discovered.
Is it my beagle Lily whom loves any food? / she seems in a hyper beagle mood.
I know I heard a squeak in the night / a dream ? No, for low was the kitchen light.
T'was my husband, for he can't resist/ soft , buttered brown sugar , a Vanilla twist.
Written by
Robert Candler
Categories:
angst, change, giggle, happy, how i feel, humorous
A Better Way
There must have been a better way.
There's just no way around it.
Family and friends kept saying so;
But, somehow, I've never found it.
Honestly, I really never looked,
Thought life was treating me well;
But to hear those folks tell it,
My life's a living Hell
Always fraught with bad decisions...
In their opinions, I should say.
I'm sure they all wonder how
I make it through each day.
They could by right, I guess;
Although I must say,
If they were all as happy as I,
They would think they'd found a better way.
Written by
Chris Hagy
Categories:
anger, change, funny, how i feel, march, sun
Slap In the Face
Just a cold, hard slap in the face
Is Daylight Savings Time to morning place
Winter’s drive is dark and cold
Headlights searching for deer in the road
But March brings the sun like golden ripe fruit
To brighten my chores and morning commute
For just a while I pretend it will last
Try to keep winter’s veil in the past
But then the inevitable Monday comes
Because someone decided this silly thing should be done
I’ve changed the clock the night before
So once again only darkness awaits out my door
For another month
I keep the dark pace
Whoever thought of this needs a slap in the face!
Written by
Peter Dome
Categories:
change, fantasy, fun, funny, muse, silly
If Women Rule the World
If women ruled the world
I'd have a sex change and be a girl
If you can't beat em
Join em.
Peter Dome. Copyright.2015.May.
Written by
John Trusty
Categories:
dedication, funny
Some Kings Never Change
Here I am sitting on my little throne.
Someone help, I’m not used to wiping my own!
*For a couple of lines contest and dedicated to the entitled.
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor,
Sex Change
There was a gigolo who swallowed a bee
It pained him from stomach to knee.
But with a shout and curse
He saw things get worse.
It buzzed him from a he to a she.
Written by
Julie Grenness
Categories:
break up, change, cheer up, divorce, family, funny
My Mother In Law Is Poisoning Me
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW IS POISONING ME!
I think my mother-in-law is poisoning me.
The electric range is smelling strange,
She tests the smoke detector by cooking everyday....
Now the entire kitchen is acting deranged.
Semolina at 3:30,
Mercury hits 120 degrees!
Nausea and stomach cramps are rising in me,
Red-sauced tripe is afflicting me.
Outside it's now Celsius 43 degrees.
Now Bulimia is what I see,
I have to stay for tea,
Yes, my mother-in-law is poisoning me,
There's much to said for ...
D.I.V.O.R.C.E!!!!!
Written by
Kevin Leake
Categories:
change, computer, conflict, humorous,
Firefox - Firefox
Firefox, Firefox
Why don’t you behave
You’re my latest browser
And I’d like you to stay
But some of these add ons
Just concave
They make you crash
And misbehave
But I must admit
You’re the best so far
I’ve tried a few
And you’re a star
You don’t like Java
I think, I can tell
It’s red in my plug ins
Why do you rebel
So before I ditch you
I’ll give you a chance
If you crash again
It will be your last
Firefox, Firefox
Let’s get on together
You do the browsing
And I’ll check the weather
© Copyright KC.Leake
1st April 2015
All Rights Reserved
Written by
Robert Skinner
Categories:
addiction, appreciation, change, childhood, dream, funny
Waiting
Waiting.... That's All I Ever Did.
Get There!!
I know I will soon,
But where is there? And how much time is left?
I Get There
And wonder where WHEN went.
There is Here....
Gone is Now....
And NEVER Leaves.
Waiting.... That's All I Ever Did.
Got There!
Can't remember How I went, but
Then was There
And Time was sent
Up from Down... When there....I Went.
Waiting.... That's All I Ever Did.
Written by
Shanity Rain
Categories:
art, career, change, future, humor, humorous
Shanity Rain
So many amazing Artist ~
one would never complain
Just to be amongst all Soup
my name will never be plain
I love all indiscriminately
My friends you'll remain
Not to confuse or cause pain
for the reason lies not in Vain
From now on just call me
Shanity Rain ~
However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
' Shanity Rain my new Pen name '
Written by
Elizabeth Kinch
Categories:
age, change, humorous, women,
Menopause Misery
The menopause has hit me,
My oestrogen is going,
I'm very hot and sweaty,
My face all red and glowing.
My mood is unpredictable,
I scream and then I shout,
My waistbands getting tighter,
I'm fatter without a doubt.
My hair is getting thinner
On the top of my head,
But it's sprouting out of my chin
And upper lip instead.
My mind gets confused,
I'm forgetful, make mistakes,
Everywhere is itchy,
I just want to take a break.
So I'm off to see the doctor
To get some HRT,
Can't deal with all the symptoms
Of this menopause misery!
Written by
Michelle Born
Categories:
change, emo, gothic, heart, hilarious, mirror
Miserable
There are times some mat be some what miserable
To me my life isn't bad enough to say it is terrible,
I am happy and blessed with my whole world
Those whom are not happy always live in turmoil,
Misery loves company they always say
yes it is sad that others do feel this way,
My heart goes out to those but, they have to be the ones wanting to change
The negativity they have in their souls needs to be rearranged.
Written By: Unique Poetry 2015