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Poem Details | by Trevor McLeod |
Categories: analogy, appreciation, character, destiny, children, funny, nonsense,

Me Myself And I

Me myself and I
were talking to myselve's
when we asked us a question
and they were not themselves.

They themselves and them
now questioning themselves
said we were not like them
and had to be yourselves.

You yourselve's and you
now separate from myselve's
meant you could not be me
and we could be ourselves.

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: 3rd grade, character, child, humor, humorous, introspection, urdu,


Long ago
a year or so
I received accolades a plenty
I won this, and I won that
I was on top of it all
I was almost the whole shebang
I was important
I was all about me
I pandered and pounded
I wanted attention and I won
I was sad, when my cheating was undone

Caught with the red herring deep in my mouth
I left to sulk a bit and have a wee pout
then I figured out after I was caught
there was a way to still receive
the praise I so sought
once a month
that's how she works
post only then
the egoists trophy is my new perk

Poem Details | by Gary Radice |
Categories: 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, animal, character, humorous,


they look to the meadows
near hedgerows for housing
using nature's resources
in every green space.

they grunt when they eat
eggs, fish, fruit and mushrooms
and some sleep 'forever'
curled up in their place.

they wander and forage
around in the garden
taking care of the pests
without bother or fuss.

they're creatures of habit
who just love exploring
 - Yes, it's crazy what hedgehogs
really think about us!

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: character, crazy, depression, humor,

The Suicidal Moth

Once there was a moth that flew up to Doctor John
He said I'm depressed, I'm a suicidal one"
 Doc John said, "I'm no shrink," 
"Why stop here do you think?"
He said, "Well, I had to, because the light was on!"

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: character, fantasy, giggle, spoken word, word play,

Visions Absurd of Grandiosity

Overcome by a wave of curiosity
   I decided to try out seriosity
For which I'd no particular precocity
   'Twas an ill-fated breeze of impetuosity

With visions absurd of grandiosity
   I'd portray Julius Caesar with proper pomposity
Though, to be sure, my toga's fit was an atrocity
   Not to mention my Latin dialogue's tortuosity

Yet utterly convinced of my latent geniosity
   I spoke my lines with preternatural verbosity
Hark! Were those boos of unaccustomed ferocity?
   ~ To the nearest Exit, tomato-smeared, at hypervelocity...

Poem Details | by Richard Lamoureux |
Categories: character, dance, giggle, old,

Wrinkles and Twinkles

Old guys
don’t look cool in jeans
with frayed fabric
and faded seams

So I’ve developed
my own unique style
with colourful clothing 
accessorized with a smile

For this old guy
a stylish cap is my choice 
I have a twinkle in my eye
and a kind gentle voice

It’s true I don’t wear
a younger man’s clothes 
It would make me look silly 
and I’m not one to pose

So no fashion from Paris
Italy or France
But if you play me some music
I’ll ask you to dance

So even though Old Guys
don’t look cool in jeans
We’re cool in our own way
still living our dreams

Wrinkles and twinkles
A smile and a wink 
Colourful clothes with a cap
happy to join you for a drink.

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: character, confusion, humor,

The One Sock Phase

In the factory where he worked
When he noticed, he had to scoff
Several men were walking around
With one sock on and one sock off

He had seen them with earplug strings
Hanging out of their mouth, a phase
As he walked into the restroom
He thought, "Never in all my days!"

On the "Throne" he saw no paper
He thought he should watch who he mocks
When the guy in the next stall said, 
"You'll have to use one of your socks!"

Poem Details | by nick armbrister jimmy boom semtex |
Categories: animal, character, funny,

Purple Guinea Pig

Purple Guinea Pig
Growl growl bite bite goes the guinea pig
As she rips out your fecking throat
The fierce guinea pig purple in colour
Not to be fecked with or name called
She'll hunt you down and kill ya!
And talks like a real American
The purple guinea pig who growls
Straight from the chest
Hear her and you're screwed
Get ready to be eaten
Purple guinea pig style!

CC 191 2020 

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: humor,


Tribute to our limerick humorist, Tom Cunningham.
This poem written as response to his poem: WINTER’S END HUMOR


This Tom is a son of a gun, “Oh shoot!”
Exclamation blunt as this poet coot
Defames one more fellow,
With ink makes him bellow.
Another slipknot, “Oh shoot!”


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: character, funny,

Strip Down

I went up, to the cashier
With my bank card in my hand
She said, "Strip down facing me"
Something I'd misunderstand

"Right now and here?", I asked her
Modesty held me askew
She said, "If you want service,"
"That is what you'll have to do!"

The look on her face told me
She'd not wait a minute more
So I undid my trousers
And they fell down to the floor!

Then she rolled her eyes and said,
Words much to my chagrin
She said, "Strip down facing me,"
"Is how, your card go's in!

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: character, education, humorous, language, perspective,

What are Idioms

You might take this with a grain of salt
Knowing I heard it on the grape vine
Why they let the cat out of the bag
I'd say your guess is as good as mine

They say I tend to sit on the fence,
Off my rocker by not a far cry
That I'm not playing with a full deck
They should let those sleeping dogs lie!

Because there's method to my madness,
And I'm to blame if things go south
So I'm not beating around the bush
You heard it straight from the horses mouth!

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: books, character, humor, identity, word play,

A Bawdier Charles Dickens

Yesterday I swear I saw Charles Dickens
His quaint style today would take a lickin' --
   So he's changed up the Dodger
   Now he's the 'Artful Todger' --
He whips it out ~ the plot really thickens

Poem Details | by Patrick Hamilton |
Categories: character, encouraging, hope, humorous, wisdom,

Forever a fool

This is too hard

I don’t want to do it

There is simply no way

For me to get through it

Though, often, we confuse

What is hard with what stimulates

We don’t lack the ability

Rather the time that it takes

If we do not practice

Reform what is tough

Then nothing we do

Will prepare us enough

So don’t do what is hard

Do not follow this rule

Never stimulate and prepare

Remain, forever, a fool.

Poem Details | by Zamreen Zarook |
Categories: age, angel, beautiful, beauty, body, boyfriend, celebration, celebrity, change, character, creation, desire, emotions, children, friendship, girl, girlfriend, hero, humorous, i love you, image, life, memorial day, memory, middle school, relationship, romantic, school, society, student, teen, teenage, truth, wisdom, woman, women, words, world, youth,

Fake Words

Fake Words – Zamreen Zarook

God have given us mouth,
Not to speak to north and south,
Tongue is given under an oath,
So it’s our duty to protect them both.

Girls chat fake with boys,
Having a notion that the boys are toys,
They often make varied noise,
Thinking to keep a trap on handsome guys.

Boys are also human being,
So it’s not possible being clean,
Things varies in the way they are seen,
So positive thinking will make you keen.

Boys’ minds are pure,
As it is pure bio,
So don’t try to pour vino,
Which will take decades to get cure.

Poem Details | by Briana Williams |
Categories: character, child, children, kids, fun, funny, giggle,

SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick Star Sonnet

Patrick Star is quite an odd ole starfish. 

Considering he’s a star, pointy, and bright pink. 

The Krabby Patty is one of his favorite dish. 

Bikini Bottom know that Patrick stink. 

Only a job at the Chum Bucket and Krusty Krab. 

Patrick loves to be with his friend SpongeBob.

He always go to Sandy’s to destroy her lab. 

Patrick eat and chews on nasty pink gum blob.

Run to Squidward who despises yellow. 

Patrick loves to fish at Jellyfish Fields. 

Plankton find Patrick to be extremely slow. 

Secretes from SpongeBob was very concealed. 

Patrick Star does live under a brown rock.

Patrick Star will always give you an shock.

Poem Details | by Smail Poems |
Categories: age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,


Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: character, funny,

A Stone Age Transport Woe

Wilma cried, “We are going too slow!”
But poor Flintstone could no faster go.
Not because of a flat. 
No, for nothing like that.
It was just Fred had stubbed his big toe!

Written Nov. 14, 2014 
For the Limerick Clean and Clever Contest of Roy Jerden
Yabba Dabba DOO!!!! And Boo Hoo Hoo!!!

Poem Details | by Bhavna Khemlani |
Categories: age, change, character, conflict, hilarious, identity, imagery,

Mobile Phone

The mobile phone
          away peace . . .

Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: animal, character, funny,

Bugs Bunny

Bugs Bunny,
A character quite funny.
His catch phrase is "What's up, Doc!"
His antics keep Elmer Fudd in shock.


Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: character, computer, funny, life, love,

Made a robot

made a robot
named it after him
programmed it to be compassionate

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: character, child, childhood, children, dog, fantasy, film, children, giggle, happiness, humorous, imagination, nature, nostalgia, remember, smile, storm, uplifting, visionary, weather,

There's No Place Like Home

Once was a gal who felt so alone
Tornato came up rooted farms home
Landed on wicked  witch
Munchkins came out of ditch
Gave dog lollypops instead of bone  

Poem Details | by Lindsay Ward |
Categories: best friend, character, friend, friendship, funny, middle school, teenage,

Cheesecake Lover

Who is she?
She is a seventh grader
Plays softball
Wears glasses
She lives and loves cheesecake
Chaddar cheese
Mac n' cheese
Who is she?

Poem Details | by Shaina Rodriguez |
Categories: character, funny, humor, humorous, innocence, rude, silly,

I'm Not Mean

I am a very nice person I'll tell you about my day I'll sit and listen about yours And hear what you have to say I'll make sure you look very good I'll tell you about your fly Tell you when your crush is coming Or tell you if he walks by I come off very sarcastic I do it to make you laugh My sarcasm sounds kind of mean It's funny on my behalf

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: addiction, character, chocolate, desire, food, humorous, slavery,

Maple Donuts

Those maple donuts
Surely will by my ruin.
Lack of self control.

Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: boyfriend, character, crush, funny, games, teacher, teen,

Distraction In The Classroom

Some boys forget their mom's words,
they leave for school in a mad rush
with uncombed hair looking like nerds;
in the classroom they have a crush.
Liz, their teacher, wears tight jeans,
they can't concentrate on the test;
she's happy for attracting the teens,
their girlfriends notice their unrest.
They hate their beautiful teacher, 
but her vulgarity makes them sneer: 
her character isn't worthy of cheer.
When paper planes start a warfare,
Liz's hair seems a style so rare;
all the boys laugh: it is a snare.