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Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Words From a Dandelion

I saw your other flowers sprout, so bringing charm, I put down roots. but hating me, you yanked me out. You fool, I'll just bring more recruits!

Poem Details | by Sharon Ruebel |
Categories: funny

Surfer Chick

He never stopped preaching
About the color of my hair
So I kept right on bleaching
and now there's nothing there 

Contest: Bad hair day
Sponsored by Rick Parise
Form: Chastushka

Poem Details | by William Masonis |
Categories: funny, nature, seasons

The Paradox of Fall

Fall arrives today, still clad in green,
Clear skies of impossible blue
Presage the riot of color to come;
Hot reds and golds, yet bitter cold - whom to sue?

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny, hair, hair,

Year of the Wig

(This is a true story from 2001, when I let my
hair grow back to dark, and I fooled a few people
who thought the wig was still my own hair but with 
a different shade of blonde!)

Growing roots meant bad hair each day;
bought a wig to stay blonde at school.
One guy loved my color that way.
Said, "Your hair's never looked so cool!"

For Rick Parise's "A Bad Hair Day" Contest
using Chastushka (Russian form of poetry
with trochaic tetrameter).

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: funny, cousin,

Comb Over

Z Z Top and Cousin It took the right approach
     Dark sun glasses and beards detract from scraggly hair
Next time my motley hairdo meets with reproach
     Combing forward I’ll consider, sparing the Nair

*For Rick's "Bad Hair Day" contest

Poem Details | by Ray Dillard |
Categories: funny

Pitch Man

He was an All Star Athlete,
A potential Hall of Famer.
He could have made a fortune, if,
His hair was not like Kramer's.

Poem Details | by Gert W. Knop |
Categories: funny

A Stupid Fly

A stupid fly tried to swim
In my glass filled with a beer
But finally the beast made it to the rim
And when flying away it showed me its rear

Poem Details | by William Masonis |
Categories: funny, nature, science

In 500 Million Years ...

In 500 million years,
All the seas will boil away.
Nothing is Forever -
Best hit the beach today!

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny

A Bad Hair Day

Purple spikes pointing toward the sky
Do you suppose he woke that way?
Can anyone tell me the reason why
He'd strive to have " A Bad Hair Day'?

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: chocolate, humorous,

Diet Dilemma

I must stop eating Snickers
I can’t fit in my knickers
Have less food on my plate
Won’t moan about my weight

Written for Chastuska Me Contest
Sponsored by Dr Ram Mehta
Rhyme scheme AABB
~awarded 5th place ~

Poem Details | by William Masonis |
Categories: funny, nature, political

Political Chastuska #3: No Such Thing As Global Warming

"There's no such thing as 'Global Warming'"
- That "hypothesis" my skeptic friends ignore.
Yet to all those with objections forming,
I suggest you check the price of maple syrup at your store!

Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: children, funny

Sly Snake

Sly snake what a rakish slither
belly walker cunning talker
Persuade the moon to buy the sky
Charging moonbeams by the hour

**I think this is the first one for me...trying my hand at silly poems for children.
Many thanks to all who take the time to read my works!!
**Thanks CL Thornton for the tips!!~~~

Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: drink, holiday, humorous, new year, sad, stress, wine,

2021 a New Year

2020 drove me to disappear,
2021 is almost here.                                                                                   
Off for drinks and zen,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  all I can say is hooray and amen.                                                                                                                          
Date Written:12/20/2020

3 Place   Christmas Chastushka - Rules Revised Contest Judged:12/24/2020 
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich

Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny

Unwanted Love

Unwanted love, like constipation, a pain in the ***
It will upset you for many days 
Once dumped, system cleared, the trouble will pass
You’ll be able to go your separate ways

Poem Details | by William Masonis |
Categories: funny, political

Political Chastuska #2: the National Body Has No Head

Try to revive the National pulse -
Next thing you know: "Death Panels"!
Fury, fighting in the town hall aisles;
Best pursue through different channels.

Poem Details | by Harry Horsman |
Categories: funny,

Just a Thought 1

Raking, through the ashes
Shivers rolling up my spine,
Knowing, some similar day
These embers will be mine.

© Harry J Horsman  2011

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: funny

A Bad Hair Day

Women, seize me; don’t shun me.
For my mane designed by birth –
No bad hair day, I’m bald up top!
Scalp shining in manly mirth.

© January 16, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen

Poem Details | by Joe Flach |
Categories: funny

Rascally Rabbit

My rabbit won’t come when called;
Misbehaving in every way;
But it’s the only way, being bald,
I’ll ever have a bad hare day.

Poem Details | by Manoel Neto |
Categories: funny

True Desire

Don’t think I don’t know what you’ve done,
all the life you passed in the streets of lust.
Don’t think I’ll judge all the more to come,
‘cause I’d go myself as a lamb with no adjust.

Poem Details | by Cecil Hickman |
Categories: funny, life, people, satire, social

A Windy Day

Oily hair, I battle each day.
Washing it twice each bath I take.
Once the wind, did come my way,
They said , what a scarecrow I’d make.

Written for

Sponsor ^Rick Parise 
Contest Name A BAD HAIR DAY ~

Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: funny

Classmate's Revenge

Fat Janet went to school
with the intention of bullying...
thinking it was so cool,
but who did all the hard laughing?

Poem Details | by Daniel Cwiak |
Categories: fantasy, funny, imagination

Restless Sea

See the sea so restless and wide
Sailing above it without a peep
Different now..."gurgle, gurgle, gurgle"
As my ship sinks into the deep!

Poem Details | by Beth Watkins |
Categories: funny, life, recovery from..., satire


Please friends, try not to laugh,
I know, and I'm painfully aware;
it's never been on my own behalf
That I so often fall down the stair.

Poem Details | by Caryl Muzzey |
Categories: funny

Chemo Blues

After first injection, hair started to thin
Eyelash and eyebrows cut to the root
Nothing left but patches of bare skin
But personality was acute

Copyright © 2011 By Caryl S. Muzzey

Poem Details | by Brenda Meier-Hans |
Categories: animal, crazy, dog, funny, silly,


My dog gets in positions,
That make me shake my head.
If I tried such positions,
I surely would be dead.

Written by Brenda Meier-Hans