Humorous and funny Chef poems and/or funny poems about Chef. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Chef funny poems!
Written by
Christy Hardy
Categories:
food, funny, life, time, visionary,
Head Chef
The special today,
is Tom's Stew,
more than enough,
for all of you.
Homemade bread,
with garlic, and chives,
real butter without calories,
dripping from the sides.
Strawberry Shortcake,
heaping with cream,
fresh from scratch,
right out of a dream.
Eat all you want,
get happy, and stuffed,
take some with you,
he insist you have enough.
Open all night,
his lights always on,
place your orders,
before it is all gone.
Written by
Tahira Parveen
Categories:
animal, encouraging, food, funny, health, humorous, sweet,
Learner Angry Chef
The angry learner chef
A discerning chap
Leers at how he's going to cook
That special meal he likes
In which pot shall he make his Asian delight
No one goes near
When he's about to take a turn
Stay calm little chef!
It's only an onion
It won't make you cry
If handle it properly
Make no mistake
We'll Stand well back and instruct
Even applause when you've made your dish!
Amen.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
My Son Scotty, the Wannabe Chef-Y
They've named a new dish of pasta and noodles
After my wannabe chef, makes dough by the oodles
They call it “la scotta”
To try it ya oughtta
Puts hair on your chest and makes you bug out your pupils!!!
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
food, humorous,
Bad Chef
There once was a bad chef called Phyl
His cooking made customers ill
It sure was the pits
They all got the squits
So none of them would pay their bill
03~29~17
Written by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu
Categories:
political, satire,
A Funny Chef
A chef fried sausages so well
The aroma confused him
So he sat on his bed
And made decision;
“I will push these sausages
one in my nose”
the other in my mouth
so that I can smell
and enjoy it for ever
quietly alone.”
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, lust, work,
Hot Chef
A randy head chef from New Barber
Just couldn’t control his strong ardour
Caught on CCTV
Chef and waitress Marie
Having sex in the kitchen and larder
Poor Marie got in very hot water
(As she was the owner’s young daughter)
Getting flat on her back
It got Marie the sack
For doing something that she aughter!
10/2/18
Written by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu
Categories:
freedom, funny, satire,
Chef In Dilemma
he goes to kitchen
with knife in hand ready to do the job
hungry mouths waiting
“do not cut me
use be as I am”, says onions
he gets tomato down on its ribs
“no please, not ready now
leave me alone”, tomato shouted
gets meat on tray
“me to be cut?
Don’t you see the bull in me?
come on for a good battle”
gets and egg
“let me go inside my mother
you hungry man”
with nothing to cut
only excuses and threats
he reported to his mistress
hungry and yawning for breakfast
“this mad chef!
how can non-human things talk?
are you surely normal?
I fire you
Vamoose…now”, mistress shouted
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous,
Simple Chef
Learned to cook
From a book
One pinch here
Scant use there
Here’s the plan
Prepare pan
Coat with flour
Bake one hour
Fill halfway
Don’t delay
So how come
Looks like gum
Hard as grout
Must throw out
Tried again
Opened can
Good result
No insult
Returned book
Haughty look
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
analogy, anger, angst, fish, giggle, humor,
The Angry Chef
The Angry Chef
A seafood chef near the golden gate
Is constantly mean and irate
Punching the trout
Kicking carp all about
Blaming fish for their sorry fate
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, character, conflict, confusion, endurance, food, funny,
The Sleeping Chef- -Part 1
The pastry chef
Bakes cakes and breads
Took a nap, burnt them
8/29/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
food, humorous,
Army Chef - Sergeant Schmo
Sergeant Schmo was chef in an Army mess.
He excelled in concocting S.O.S.,
But troops preferred M.R.E.s,
They were very hard to please!
Don't know what S.O.S. is? Take a guess!
(P.S.: Ask a veteran nearest you what S.O.S. is - the answer will astound you!)
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, confusion, cute, funny,
The Sleeping Chef- -Part 2
/center>The pastry chef alas a prime and proper cooks in an steel oven
Bakes cakes buttery biscuits pizzas and all types of breads
Took a nap, burnt them up...enough said so sad blacken charcoal breads
8/29/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2019
Written by
Trevor Mcleod
Categories:
analogy, appreciation, food, funny, hilarious, humorous, women,
Chef On the Go
My women's a rump-roast
Potatoes her thighs
Ripe reddened carrots
for thinly sliced eyes
Onions for folly
that lobes ring on high
Radishes hatched up
for lovers to eye
Thin flowing gravy
for sexual roll
Brown oily colors
as taken for soul
Thoughts for a woman
as something to know
When crawling to get one
as Chef on the go
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
funny, humorous,
The Chef
The pastry chef made some cuisine
Then he had to use the latrine
He played in his pants
He wanted a chance
Then fell into the mixing machine
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
happy, humorous,
Pastry Chef
The pastry chef made some cuisine
Then he went to use the latrine
He played in his pants
Which was covered with ants
Then fell into the mixing machine