Humorous and funny Chess poems and/or funny poems about Chess. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Chess funny poems!
Written by
Tahera Mannan
Categories:
funny
Chess
The white and black squares with bishops and knights
Whether English or French, just can't get right
My pieces can't stand his defence
There’s King and Queen, but no Prince
To help me checkmate and end this boring fight
Written by
Brian Eatherton
Categories:
funny
Play Chess
He's my friend from Prague
Who I play chess with every
lunchtime,
He's my Czech mate.
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
confusion, funny
Playing Chess
Played chess at the park
Giant board made on the grass
Four foot tall pieces
Played with a psychiatrist
Every move a stalemate
Barbara Gorelick
For the Dream contest...
I don't even know how to play chess...I don't even know a
psychiatrist, but maybe this means I should find one...lol
Written by
Cj Krieger
Categories:
funny
Strip Chess
On our first date
Sitting at home
By the pool
She suggested a game of strip chess
I told her
I didn’t know how to play
She replied… perfect!
Written by
Margarita Lillico
Categories:
conflict, humorous,
Belligerent Nature of Chess
War on a chessboard, cutthroat and intense,
Vicious attacks and desperate defence.
Battle of wits with such a charming thing -
The Queen has upper hand over the king.
He has the crown yet as the game moves on,
Too often at the mercy of a pawn.
All King’s men go through ephemeral fame
‘Til sudden savage death at the endgame.
Game of thrones - power plots, schemes, strikes and strife,
Once hooked, one’s royally intrigued for life!
March 5, 2022
Written by
Cj Krieger
Categories:
games, humor, humorous,
The Chess Master
His ability to do several things at once
Was one of the qualities she loved about him
Today he was watching a Burt Reynolds movie
While playing a game of computer chess
The computer gaining a momentary advantage
Did not seem to bother him at all
Always thinking at least three moves ahead
He slowly and methodically reached over
Lowering the chess computers IQ 700%
Written by
Trevor Mcleod
Categories:
analogy, angst, cute love, funny love, heart, love
Chess of the Heart
The heart knows to move
when it's time to play
When the move's for another
in a heart who'll slay
That the game's for another
in a love we'll say
When the chess for another
is a heart who'll stay
Written by
Arastu Goyal
Categories:
humor,
Waiting: Chess Came Resumes
Complications why?
Let's make it a bit simple,
Don't think a lot!
Pop that brainstorming pimple!
I am waiting for you!
To play the next move!
Don't try things new!
I am waiting!
Its your move!
*checkmate*
Oh come on!