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animals, funny, nature
Everywhere I go
My Chihuahua rides with me
In his McDonald's coffee cup
Right next to me on the seat
There once was a Chihuahua named Hairy
Wispy as air, white his hair, and scary
Like a ghost he'd appear
Quiet, soft as cashmere
Sometimes it seems he's dropped from the aerie
aerie( aer-y or ey-rie) 1. a lofty nest of any bird...2. a house, fortress, or the like. located high on a hill or mountain
Inspired by: Team Poetry Soup
Contest: Funny Kid's Poem Contest
Written: October 09, 2015
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
animal, dog, food, funny, love, pets, silly,
Oh my pretty Tsuki
Aren't you a beautiful doggy?
You'd make a lovely sandwich!
Eat you on a toasted sourdough bun,
Yes I will. Yes I will.
I love you so much, kissy kissy,
Wouldn't you like me to
Roast you on a spit?
Bite a hole in your belly and
Suck your insides out!
Moose fart! PLPLPLPL!!
Such a lovely, lovely girl
You'd make the perfect pot roast
Or a mince pie, you're such a sweety,
Eat you, eat you up, nom nom nom.
childhood, children, funny, pets
I know this story is silly
but it's really very true
I have a Chihuahua named Brutis
but for short I call him Bru
With him I'm never lonely
because he stays right by my side
No noise nor bad weather or anything
could make him run and hide
In fact he thinks he is my watchdog
though he stands only five inches high
His chest puffs up and his ears pull back
if a stranger comes nearby
Now I wouldn't say he's spoiled
okay maybe just a little bit
He dresses in the latest styles
some of them custom fit
Some folks say I've gone to far
that some thing is just not right
But all I know is that I've gotta go
because it's time to kiss him goodnight
It happens between four and five every morning,
when I'm in the midst of a dream,
I'm cozy and quietly dead to the world,
when assailed by a CHIHUAHUA SCREAM!
My eardrums now shattered and heart palpitating,
his nose is pushed right to my HEAD!
I either concede or get braced for Round Two,
because somebody wants to be FED!
“NO” is no answer, and and “SHUSH” is ignored
so I've got a job up ahead,
to rapidly feed him to plug up the sound
so I can get back in my bed!
Tonight I'll devise a new plan for the boss,
that'll give HIM an unforeseen shock;
as soon as I've tucked him in for the night,
I think I'll get rid of his clock!