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Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: chocolate, death, food, funny,

Death By Chocolate

Sandy was a chocoholic,
The worst I've ever seen!
If she didn't eat some daily,
She'd become crazy mean!

It didn't matter what kind it was,
Ice cream, cake, pie or candy,
As long as it was chocolate,
Sandy was  fine and dandy!

Then one day the unthinkable happened,
To the chocolate loving miss,
While eating her favorite candy,
She choked on a chocolate kiss!

"Death by chocolate," the coroner concluded,
As to the cause of Sandy's death.
At least she died doing what she loved,
Eating chocolate til her last breath.

11/21/11  for Natalie the Rogue Rhymer's 
"Die a fun Death" contest

Poem Details | by Deb M |
Categories: chocolate, fun, humor,

Chocolate Blues

Ive got the chocolate blues tonight
It is completely driving me mad
I hear chocolate shouting my name
l want it soooo bad

I can smell it , l can taste it
So velvety  and sweet
My mind and body are craving it
I want , no l “need” it to eat

But alas , l cannot indulge tonight
As l am carrying years of chocolate overload
One more piece in this precious temple
It will erupt and explode!

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: chocolate, holiday, humorous, religion, valentines day,


Not much is known about him,
But all girls love him.

Saint Valentine's Feast,
On February fourteenth:
Mostly chocolates!

It would make more sense
To honor Aphrodite...
So then, why don't we?!

Poem Details | by Darlene Gifford |
Categories: baby, humor,

My Little Chocolate Mess

Bathwater and bubbles are waiting,
but my child is nowhere near.
Yet, I can see from cookie crumbs,
he's crawled from here to there.

Oh, yes! he's been in the kitchen.
I see his crooked crumb trail,
which leads to our white kitten,
with a chocolate, sticky tail!

In every room I search
for my little chocolate mess.
Then, I find him in the my bedroom,
with his hands on my new dress!

Poem Details | by Carma Sanderson |
Categories: food, funny, love,

Chocolate Pleasure

Will you,Eat me; eat me,
please, like A piece,
of Reese's Pieces, 
chocolate pleasure, 
I melt in your mouth, 
I am that Kit-Kat,
who will satisfy, 
your whatchamacallit, 
to make the Skor, on
Your Nutroll,
and go nutritiously,
over my babyruth, 
for you are, that mounds,
of full almond joy..

Poem Details | by Faye Gibson |
Categories: humorous, nature,

Chocolate Pie

giving endless supply . . .
bright sun, blue sky
beauties for the eye 
bird and butterfly
fields of wild rye
in soft winds sigh
rabbits spry 
and foxes sly
preying hawk's wild cry
on eye and ear sweetly lie
all of nature's works comply

until I hear you sigh
our whole walk gone awry
feet covered in cow pie

Faye Lanham Gibson 
Copyright, October 9, 2014

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: food, funny, life,

In Silence Eat Chocolate Cake

Lonely and in silence I eat chocolate cake When I arise my dessert walks behind in ripple shake
Sponsor: Black Eyed Susan Contest: 1 rhyming couplet or 1 rhyming triplet

Poem Details | by Sima Mittal |
Categories: children, kids, funny, woman,

The Chocolate

The Chocolate!

She is a deliciously smart gal,
For each and everyone's her pal.
Be it in the brownie or cake,
Or the icy cold milk shake.
She sure can change everyone's morale!

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: candy, humorous, love hurts,

Chocolate Indulgences

Chocolate Indulgences  (20150129)

If I really had no choice but to divulge,
In mountains of chocolate I would indulge.
I'm not just taking about Snickers,
Reese's peanut butter cups, Butterfingers,
Or other grocery store sweeties.
I'm talking about the expensive stuff, most from oversea:
Fruit and nut bars from British Cadbury,
Milk molasses chips from local Mrs. See's,
Fudge Easter Eggs from domestic Helen Grace,
Belgian praline Sea Shells from Leonidas,
Belgian Cote D'Or bouche pralines,
And from Germany's Ritter Sport--EVERYTHING!
Wallowing in glorious chocolate, I'd be so pathetic,
If not for the fact, that I'm a diabetic.

Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: food, funny,

Chocolate Milkshake

A fine meal we had this evening
Somehow though it was not fufiling
My mind keeps slipping over to the Dairy Queen
Holding a frozen chocolate milkshake taste sensation

Sensual and creamy with a sweet decadence
Offered in four flavors for the exotic pallet's satisfaction
The calories hold me in pause, will power stand fast
Keys jingle hand on the door knob.....

Choco' lota ecstasy!!
Varoom varoom!!

Poem Details | by Kory Calhoun |
Categories: funny

Don'T Touch My Chocolate Covered Nuts

Some think love and romance are sublime
Others feel they're a big waste of time
Both views maybe so
But there's one thing I know
Candy prices are surely a crime!

I'll buy her candies and flowers and charms
When we kiss I'll hear bells and alarms
But one thing can't compare
Is when I'm standing there
Silently holding her close in my arms!

For: Francine Roberts
Valentine's Day Limerick contest

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: addiction, character, chocolate, desire, food, humorous, slavery,

Maple Donuts

Those maple donuts
Surely will by my ruin.
Lack of self control.

Poem Details | by Carlisle Turner |
Categories: chocolate, food, funny, sweet,

Sweet Pleasure

I slowly cut a corner off my prize
No cause to hurry, see I at this time
To savor, such a treat sees no despise
If one knows not this joy, that is a crime

The layers compliment this god-like cream
The smooth caress of chocolate is joy
The combination is much like a dream
My senses it so fully does employ

I do not need a house or any clothes
My mind is full of thoughts only to know
When next taste I the sweetness of my rose
But I would wait a hundred years of snow

If love is like this sweet patisserie,
I think my life consists of it and me.

Poem Details | by Elisabeth Sheaffer |
Categories: chocolate, humorous, stress,


I thought that I would buy myself a chocolate Easter Egg
And keep it till the light of Easter morn.
I kept it in the 'fridge but temptation drew me in 
To taste it long before  the Easter dawn.

Strong-minded and severe, I resisted everyday
Remembering the dark luscious flavour
Protected by a covering of shiny golden foil,
My mouth kept watering as I could savour

Such a treat waiting patiently for me till Easter Day,
A sign of new life but I lost the plot!
On Saturday, after a dreadful week, I grabbed the egg,
Tore off the golden foil and scoffed the lot.

Poem Details | by Amy Swanson |
Categories: food, friendship, funny, happiness

A Give-Me-Chocolate Footle

   ~ all mine!


Poem Details | by Sarah Jones |
Categories: food, funny, life, chocolate,

I Watch My Figure, Getting Bigger

Every morning is the same,
Standing staring at my frame,
Looks no different from last night,
Flab is still winning the fight,

Scales hate me, sure they lie,
I only ate a small stir-fry,
Willpower waning every day,
Diet falls into disarray,

The healthier I make my meals,
The emptier my tummy feels,
Salad and a few small snacks,
Hot chocolate to help me relax,

For every hour I ride my bike
My body goes on hunger strike,
But when I'm home and my legs ache,
I comfort eat with chocolate cake,

One week on, the scales astound,
I've finally lost another pound!
Although I'm watching what I eat,
I'm sure that that deserves a treat.

Poem Details | by Deborah Finneran |
Categories: beautiful, change, character, chocolate, food, fun, growing up, happy, heaven, humorous, i love you, imagination, inspiration, inspirational, introspection, joy, life, light, love, metaphor, philosophy, self, simple, strength, success, thank you, thanks, thanksgiving, time, today, truth, uplifting, visionary, wisdom, words,

Cookies-Food For Thought

Cookies -
Why can’t I have the chocolate one
I want more
She took my cookie
Hers is bigger than mine
I want to trade
That’s not fair

Cookies +
Thank you for the cookie
I love you
Thanks for all you do for me
I am satisfied
This is good
I am loved
Written By  Deborah Finneran :)  2013

Poem Details | by Davontay Harris |
Categories: blessing, chocolate, crazy, drink, funny, giggle,

Chocolate Milk

Sitting at a coffee shop 
I look over and see a tall glass of white milk
I go over and say… you look mighty tasty 
I asked, We should go to my place for cookies sometime
A girl looks at me and says
can we make chocolate milk

I look up and say ‘’ oh I’m sorry, I was talking to the glass. ‘’
She got sad, and walked away.
I grab the glass of milk and walked behind her. 
I held her hand and say
‘’ Well I can have both ‘’ 
It takes 2 to tango.

Poem Details | by Daver Austin |
Categories: funny, chocolate, love,



doc hildebrandt said
“milk chocolate is healthful.”
i love chocolate
i love    CRAVE milk chocolate
so    i ate a ton of it

had chocolate dreams
t shirt said hershey pa
it’s all that i ate 
then it came over the news
“mad doctor loses license”

Poem Details | by Gary Wayne Hill |
Categories: chocolate, children, humorous, silly,

Chocolate Charlie

Chocolate Charlie, a fruit and nutter Made from milk, cocoa and butter Chocolate Charlie, so very sweet From the top of his head Right down to his feet He has little chocolate fingers And little chocolate toes With chocolate eyes and ears And a chocolate button nose Chocolate Charlie, a little bit wacky Left out in the sun can get a little bit tacky Chocolate Charlie so yummy and scrummy Sadly no longer with us Because he is inside my tummy.

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: chocolate, humorous,

Diet Dilemma

I must stop eating Snickers
I can’t fit in my knickers
Have less food on my plate
Won’t moan about my weight

Written for Chastuska Me Contest
Sponsored by Dr Ram Mehta
Rhyme scheme AABB
~awarded 5th place ~

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: childhood, funny, nostalgia, chocolate, , sweet love,

Pocket Money Day

Nose pressed flat upto the glass,
Pockets tinkling full of brass;
Oblong jars,row on row
Candy -filled,to over flow.

Mintoes,chews and Pontefract cakes,
Limes and milk chocolate flakes;
Jelly beans and sweet love-hearts,
A few of each ,just to start.

Toffee whirls and butterscotch,
Long liquorice laces,all top-notch;
Aniseed balls,French bonbons,
Available now without coupons.

Sugared almonds and white mice,
Vanilla fudge,a penny a slice!
Just for starters a chocolate ice,
As it's going at half-price.

Barley sugar and a sherbert straw,
The shop bell tinkles as I close the door;
Is that th time! I'll have to skate,
Back into school,I can't be late.

Poem Details | by Sarina Mcconnell |
Categories: candy, cheer up, chocolate, humorous, inspiration, life, wisdom,

Food For Thought

If life is like a box of chocolates,
is it rude to ask for candy?
Can you really say with certainty
that you even understand me?

When life hands you lemons
I think you'd better run.
Cause life can throw a curve ball
and hit you just for fun.

I can do without the chocolates
You can keep your lemons too. 
Life is what you make of it
not what it makes of you.

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: animal, chocolate, easter, humorous,

Poor Easter Bunny

I once met a sad Easter bunny He cried as his choc eggs were runny I said hop on your feet And get out of this heat Try Iceland, I hear it’s not sunny! 04~10~17

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: absence, childhood, chocolate, death of a friend, humor, political, satire,

Muppet Eulogy

Bye Cookie Monster!
Pointlessly martyred by the
Political left.