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Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: humor,

THE DENTIST


   jargon
of the mouth
      i know it well
 the dentist he can spell
          in C A P S

9/4/2019

Poem Details | by Rhona McFerran |
Categories: family, feelings, funny, humor, humorous, teen, teenage,

Eyes Will Roll

Eyes roll
like marbles
around the room
teens protest out of touch
grown-ups


Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny, sea,

SHIP IT GREEN

Tempest
falls upon
the tea clipper-
time to toss the
biscuits.

Poem Details | by Robert A. Dufresne |
Categories: funny, life

Talkin' to an Ole Vermonter.

Y'all come from Vermont?
Why'd you move?
It's beautiful there!

"Well, don't ya know,
Ya cain't eat the veeiuw!!




inspired by HG's poem for Icy Cascades contest.

Poem Details | by Tanya Harrington |
Categories: funny,

Mood Swings

Angel by morning with spirit high- though by nightfall I'm a Demon TLH © 06-15-2012


Poem Details | by Abdulhafeez Oyewole |
Categories: feelings, food, funny, senses, strength,

Cinqku Two

Stomach!
Keep quiet,
Or want a cane?
It’s too early for that.
Be calm!

Poem Details | by UGWU CORNELIUS CHIDERA |
Categories: funny love,

CINQKU OF HER

She
brought with her
roasted chicken.
I opened my mouth and
shut it.


Her
sweetest lips
come to kiss mine
as her white teeth was so
unbrushed.


With
nudity
she gained my lust.
Which causes me to run 
away.


Her
present worth
a great value.
Knowing fully she is
a whore

Poem Details | by wayland bunch |
Categories: humorous,

Cinqku Unveiled

Starting
with new forms.
Sharing these poems
with all fellow soupers.
Enjoy

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, cute, fun, funny, myth, mythology, sleep,

Dragon Needs A C-PAP

Dragon Snoring loud Shook loose our walls Rebuilding was costly C-Pap!

Poem Details | by Nigel Fawcett |
Categories: funny, nature

Watch out!

spider
climbing up
my bedroom wall
insects, watch out! she'll have
you all

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny, wife

ON A MERRY-GO-ROUND

Backward
and forward,
across the mall-
will she ever make up 
her mind

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: funny, imagery, insect, satire,

The Fly

Bug lands In my soup Nasty insect Uninvited swimmer I’m ill!

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny, on writing and words, people

BAGATELLE

During 
the teadance-
she trifled with
his affections for
trinket

Poem Details | by L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories: humor,

Swift Justice

suspect hiding out incognito in ol’ Tijuana town nabbed lucky border guard recognized him in Juarez, Mexico Sunday captured at gunpoint handcuffed and jailed extradited Monday then freed
Written July 17, 2022

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, food, fun, funny, myth,

Overeating Dragon

Dragon Addicted Banana splits No longer fits through doors Diet!

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagery, myth,

A Sneezing Dragon

Dragon With virus He sneezed and sneezed So hard one day; burned up A wall!

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: fun, humorous, light,

Blue Jay School Mascot

Blue jay		
A squawker
School mascot
Represents very few
Thank God


Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: animals, funny

Cinqku/2

Caged bird
Plucking bars
Bell rings loudly
Room service, maid service
Peachface

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, fun, funny, myth,

Dragons Accident

One day Dragon called He’d had a crash Asked if we’d insured him? Oh no!

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny, political,

SUBPRIME TO SUBLIME

Fannie
and Freddie
in a shower-
Mae still find they need a
Mac.

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humorous,

Busty Booby

busty
Rubenesque
think Barbie doll
Or curvy Betty Boop
Headlights

Poem Details | by M. L. Kiser |
Categories: animal, food, funny, humorous, myth,

Overeating Dragon

Dragon Dragon Addicted To banana splits Can't fit through the doors Diet!

Poem Details | by L MILTON HANKINS |
Categories: humor, water, weather,

Miracle Worker

Dallas baking sun water shortage July temps record highs Houston heat wave closes stores cities shut down threatens emergency standstill Texas Governor produces water from big limestone boulder they wish!
Written July 18, 2022

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: drink, humor, sexy,

inter-ruption

red wine
a full glass —
it becomes clear
swirl of romance in air
ooh la…

9/3/2019

Poem Details | by Hilo Poet |
Categories: analogy, crazy, fantasy, fate, humorous,

SWEET



It is

okay to

be a little

nutty, but in midst--of,

bonbons?


Date: 09/03/2019