Humorous and funny Clam poems and/or funny poems about Clam. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Clam funny poems!
Written by
Joseph Coogan
Categories:
betrayal, food, humorous, irony, money,
An Ode To Clam Chowder
Oh, clam chowder, how I would love
You to be like the thing you claim you taste of.
You're seafood, soup, potatoes, all warm
And bubbling in a splendrous, thick liquid form.
Your amount of potatoes, though is extensive,
Because I guess that clam is just too expensive
To be present in amounts that meet my desires.
But I suppose you'd be too costly for buyers.
But aside from that, clam chowder, you're alright.
I'll probably still have some tonight.
Written by
Michelle Mac Donald
Categories:
funny, introspection, time,
Calamity the Uppity Clam-1
I found myself within a shell
Upon an oyster bed.
A wayward clam stuck out his foot
And struck me on the head.
Hit by this sea of insight
Pearls of wisdom, so to speak:
If barnacles grow on your backside
That clam'll think you’re a geek.
Written by
Romeo Naces
Categories:
animals, funny, happiness,
Cool Clam
soothes yet burdens me
this strange familiarity
of every new day
for by birth we're all
fundamentally alone
echoing our own
and though rocked I am
by waves of spite, swirls of sham
I'm the cool, calm clam