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Poem Details | by Joseph Coogan |
Categories: betrayal, food, humorous, irony, money,

An Ode to Clam Chowder

Oh, clam chowder, how I would love
You to be like the thing you claim you taste of.
You're seafood, soup, potatoes, all warm
And bubbling in a splendrous, thick liquid form.
Your amount of potatoes, though is extensive,
Because I guess that clam is just too expensive
To be present in amounts that meet my desires.
But I suppose you'd be too costly for buyers.
But aside from that, clam chowder, you're alright.
I'll probably still have some tonight.


Poem Details | by Michelle Mac Donald |
Categories: funny, introspection, time,

Calamity the Uppity Clam-1

I found myself within a shell
Upon an oyster bed.
A wayward clam stuck out his foot
And struck me on the head.

Hit by this sea of insight
Pearls of wisdom, so to speak:
If  barnacles grow on your backside
That clam'll think you’re a geek. 

Poem Details | by romeo naces |
Categories: animals, funny, happiness,

Cool Clam

                                      

                                         soothes yet burdens me
                                           this strange familiarity
                                                 of every new day

                                               for by birth we're all 
                                            fundamentally alone
                                                echoing our own

                                         and though rocked I am
                                by waves of spite, swirls of sham
                                          I'm the cool, calm clam