Humorous and funny Class poems and/or funny poems about Class. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Class funny poems!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fun, funny, sad, school,
The Class Clown
He's the class clown, full of hijinks and pranks,
Puts tacks on your seat, swallows fish from the tank.
He's full of you-know-what and vinegar, energy galore,
Will he act goofy today? -- Does a hungry lion roar?...
...Back at home, he trudges slowly through the side door,
A frown and fret on his heart, like a festering sore,
His mind a dark cavern, not a thing to live for.
He takes off his mask, the transition's complete,
'Cuz you can't be a clown when life's got you beat.
Written by
Greg Gaul
Categories:
class, fun, humor, muse, poets, uplifting
Oh Ogden, Our Ogden
Will one write an Ogden Nash?
A touch o' wink, bit a blink
And then, add a glint o' guile...
Doing all, with wryest smile.
Or could it come out "Mish-Nashed"?
Since Nash, he himself, had mashed
His isms into witticisms
Leaving most in a mad dash -
Tribute, 8 Line, Light Verse, 48 Words, To Ogden Nash
Noted American Poet 1902 - 1971
Written by
Christian Mitewu
Categories:
animal, children, class, hilarious, homework, humor
My Big Fat Cat
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found.
He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.
I own a big fat cat-
He weighs at least a ton
He couldn't run to save his life
Yes, he isn't much fun
His favourite room's the kitchen,
(I'm sure we all know why).
He eats just about everything,
So that's why with a sigh...
I'd like to tell you teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped
My homework in his plate.
Written by
David Sollis
Categories:
class, culture, humorous, language, silly,
Culture Clash
In Oxford and Cambridge, they can get jolly batey
‘cos they don’t speak proper wot like I do matey
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
funny, games, humor, sexy,
Class Is In Session
A game that my wife and I played
To teacher I would be an aide
My best I applied
To pass test I tried
And at breakfast I’d wait for grade
Written by
Nitesh Aggarwal
Categories:
family, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, school, teen
Girl In My Class
There once was a girl in my class.
One day I tried to make a pass.
My cheek still sting,
My ears still ring,
Yet married to me; Alas!
Written by
Ronald Kent
Categories:
class, education, funny, school,
Class Time
Monday’s through Friday’s
Weren’t always so bliss
Whole lives are changing
Full of what’s this
They’re trying to teach us
Where listening I’m sure
We keep watching the clock
To head for the door
Classes aren’t long
Three hours or so
Five days a week
Then we all go
Written by
Ananya Acharya
Categories:
books, class, conflict, hate, humor, math
My Dear Subjects
Omg! What to write
Science, math wanna fight
You are world to many
But in you I am fazy
Science was favorite
"Was" not "is"
I don't know why
Science, math wanna fight
Welcome math
Trap of formulas
Can't remember even one
Omg! I wrote so much
Sorry my dear subjects
We cannot live together
The day will come
When I'll be in 11
We'll leave each other
I'll remember 2018
Our break-up year.
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
humorous, class, class,
Why I Plan To Skip My 55th Class Reunion
Why I Plan to Skip My 55th Class Reunion
By Elton Camp
We were “The Ones Who Really Rate”
That is to say, “Senior Class of 58”
At the 50th reunion, I got a bad surprise
I found that I couldn’t believe my eyes
It made me gasp and then almost choke
To see all those ugly looking old folk
Some too senile even to recognize me
Five years later, I’ll just let them be
I’m glad to say I’ve remained the same
The way most of them aged is a shame
Another reunion, why even try?
I think I’ll just pass this one by
Written by
Brittany Reynolds
Categories:
funny, life, on writing and words, class, class,
Need Time Management
I started a class for kids recently.
It’s fulfilling, but takes up so much time.
I’ve work ‘til five, and class ‘til eight, roughly.
If I’m to sleep, nothing is left for rhyme.
If I choose poetry instead of dreams,
I’m unable to write verse the next day.
It’s as difficult a fix as it seems.
In the end, my mind’s forfeit to decay.
Written by
Abdurraheem Naeemahmad
Categories:
friend, fun, funny, high school,
Khamisa Class
Khamisa Class
A class made up of combination of different students
Ranging from serious students to crazy students
Including both sleeping students and playful students
But Interestingly,they are all my fellow students!
I don't know if at all they should be called students
Cos learning is the characteristic of any student
Of which I see not in these Khamisa Students
But that doesn't mean they are poor students
Look, they pass their exams like no other students!
Just that jamia has made them this kind of students
I'm privileged to have them as my fellow students
Cos they mean more to me, than being fellow students!
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
allah, class, confusion, crazy, giggle,
Vikings and Islam
Vikings and Islam
Way back in the 7 hundred or something when
Islam leaders tried to establish a Caliphate in
Europe, they met Vikings who were plundering
their way down the river of Volga and often
employed the barbaric Norsemen to do a bit of
plundering on their behalf.
A few Vikings converted, when coming home
they spoke about the evil of fermented drink
and it took hold, even when Islam, the religion,
was forgotten the idea of sobriety lingered and
has had a deep influence in Nordic Societies
ever since. Well, the Moslems are back, not as
occupiers, but one wishes, on Saturday nights,
a bit of sober Islam would be remembered.
Written by
Jamfox Rock
Categories:
fun, humor, humorous, silly, words,
In Gradeschool I Couldnt Decide If I Was the Class Clown Or the Fat Kid
i'm dang wordy.
just a word-filled bird.
i'm up to my eyeballs in words.
adjectivy nouns verbing as if they were an age.. it's Disgusting.
see, i can use the excuse that i like to 'switch it up' or say i just hate redundancy, or i can propose that i require a particular prose to everything i write, and that it's just my style, as you can clearly see. i can shift the blame left and right to see there's really no denyin'- i'm dang wordy.
Written by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu
Categories:
education, humorous, metaphor, teacher,
He Came In Class
He came in class
hole in dress, bone in mouth
learners hid faces
Written by
Nick Bagnall
Categories:
animals, funny
No Class
On a mountain pass
A passing ***
Ate some grass
Causing gas
As bold as brass
The riding lass
Told the flatulent ***
You have no class
This is intended to be monorhyme, where I live all the ending words have hard 'a' as in gas
of course if you are in the south of the UK this won't work at all because of your sissy
soft 'ah's :)
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
class, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, school
spelling bee
my friend cannot spell it is true
and was stuck on the word iq
when teacher did shout
before passing out
my library books overdue.
Written by
Dan Kearley
Categories:
appreciation, funny, perspective,
Rhyming Class
So your having a showdown
a little rhymers delight.
Well that's something I've been doing here
for half of my darn life.
Haven't been around in a while
thought my rhyming days were through.
But I stopped on by to check the contests,
and maybe read a poem or two.
Now some people say
that rhyming poetry sucks.
But now between you and me
I think they all are just nuts.
They can keep all their fancy words
and stick them up their a--.
You and me and some others round here
still think rhyming has some class.
Dan Kearley :o)
4-5-18
Written by
Laura Naville
Categories:
animal, class, for teens, hilarious, humorous, nonsense
I Hired a Monkey
One time I hired a monkey
He took notes for me in every class
I would just be sittin’ there
My mind a happy blank
Well my monkey, kept busy
Scribbling on little paper pieces
At the end of the fourth week
Teacher succinctly said,
“Now class, using all your notes
I want you to write a long report.”
So this is what I then penned
“Hello, my name Bingo!
I like to climb on tall things!
Can I have a gooey banana?
Eek Eek!” How’d I get an F!
I told mom about it,
The teacher liked him better!
Why’d the monkey make an A?
She said “My bad, I never told you!
Never trust a monkey!”
Written by
Ashley Smith
Categories:
education, funny, teen, class, class, day
Disentranced
Sitting in class I seem to find
That Math is farthest from my mind
A straight A student i have been
My own tradition, from Kindergarten
But today Math class seems to be
Of ill-importance not only to me
For, as I look around the room
At the once happy faces now filled with gloom
I laugh and realize one day I'll reminisce
And think of Math class and how I miss
All the memories of my youth
But as for now, here's the truth
My focus is on more important stuff
Graduation Day can't come soon enough
Written by
Rio Jansen
Categories:
humor, hyperbole, nonsense, parody, satire, school
For talking too much in class, we've buttoned your lip
For talking too much in class, we've buttoned your lip.
If the teacher does ask you to talk, here is a little tip.
You unbutton your lip just like a button on your shirt.
The first few times, you may feel a little hurt.
So be gentle, so your lip ~ doesn't rip.
Written by
Alesha Roche'
Categories:
children, funny, imagination, teen, class, class
Bored
Sitting in class bored
The teacher is writing an unending problem on the chalk board
People playing pranks
Throwing lunch hours' green franks
Cell phones are ringing
Birds outside singing
Starring in space
A class room out of place
Bored
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
horse, humor, success,
Equestrian First-Class
To become an equestrian first-class
Jerry had to learn to ride on the grass
He took off the saddle
The equus skedaddled
Poor Jerry! He thought 'bareback' meant bare-hass
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
class, humorous, prison,
Schism
The teacher's feet flew up on the desk,
Striking the class as rather grotesque:
It caused quite a schism,
As she'd just escaped prison!
Was this a school-room or house of burlesque?
Written by
Laura Naville
Categories:
career, class, cool, humorous, student, teacher
Texas Teach Ms Annie Hall
That doll, she outpaced any criminal
An honest gunslinger Ms. Annie Hall
She threw us cupcakes and books
We kept our seats by stern looks
She made accountants and the world did sprawl!
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Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
art, funny, imagination, inspiration, irony,
Art Class
I was registered in a
watercolor art class
it was going to be fun
and inspiring
to learn the basics
and experiment
at home
so when I created
my masterpiece
worth any Picasso
I was so proud
I had to bring it
to my next class ~
imagine my surprise
when the instructor
let out a screech
"that’s not what we learned’
I almost laughed at her
but just quietly sat down
for what would be
my very last amateur hour
AP: 1st place 2020, 3rd place 2022
Posted on July 24, 2018