Funny Poems About Climbing or Climbing Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Climbing poems and/or funny poems about Climbing. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Climbing funny poems!

Written by Peter Brooks
Categories: games, humor, humorous, mountains, silly, solitude, sports,

Why I Am Not Interested In Climbing Mountains

I can't imagine any pleasure,
              in being stuck,
                          at               the                end               of               a      rope,
       (no doubt in great discomfort),              
             up some gully in the cold,
                    in danger of being blown                                                        off,
                           with no obvious way of getting back

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Written by Constance La France
Categories: funny,

Climbing Roses and Kitty

 
My kitty, Harry climbs tall red brick walls, alarmed, I could not believe my eye balls; while I trim roses climbing, up, up with perfect timing, in the garden- he leaps and never falls !