Humorous and funny Clock poems and/or funny poems about Clock. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Clock funny poems!
Written by
John Posey
Categories:
dad, family, father daughter, humorous, sister,
Daddy's Mantel Clock
Daddy had a mantel clock on that shelf above the fire.
I remember how it sometimes seemed to call my Sis a liar.
Sis would be out on a date and the wheels of time would turn
My dad, it seemed would always be awake when she returned.
Now Daddy was quite strict on Sis – at nine she must be in.
And she was in real trouble if it was as late as ten.
“Darlin’, what’s the time?” he’d yell as she slipped in..
“Daddy, it’s about nine,” she’d shout, as that old clock struck ten.
Written By John Posey
12/25/12
Written by
Diet Water
Categories:
bridal shower, farm, humor,
Clock and Hoes
I'm a farmer
and i like clocks and hoes
get your mind out of the gutter
i'm not talking about those
i use my hoes to get what a need
whether it's a new car or a fancy tv
i was short on money
so i put my hoes out for rent
but then i had to stop when a
couple came back bent
stop bending my hoes i said
then he threw a rock
so i went out there and i beat him with a clock
then he asked me what time is it
then i said it's time to leave
and when he got up he got stung by a bee
and then he flipped out and ran into a tree
then i grabbed one of my hoes and said
i'm glad it ain't me.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny,
Rock Around the Clock
Bill Haley sang Rock Around The Clock
In gay abandon back and forth kids did rock
Some lost their composure
Showed too much exposure
Gendarmes made them put on their socks
© Jack Ellison 2013
Written by
Jacob Reinhardt
Categories:
analogy, art, change, city, class, community, culture, humor, humorous, identity, imagination, life, longing, philosophy, satire, self, senses, silly, slavery, social, society, time, today, truth, wisdom,
Clock
Clock!
You sculpt the clay of my life
With your rigid hands,
Shouting your high commands through morning alarms.
Accusations fly
As you collect your daily payment of attention.
When I find myself savoring life’s sweetness,
You sprint behind my back.
And when pain drops my heart from my chest,
You linger, rubbernecking from the wall.
You enclose the whole of my life
In that circular frame,
Ever spinning in your infinite math,
Drunk with power!
Clock!
I can take no more of your tyranny!
I can afford no more of your triple A battery lunches-
I am afraid you’ve run out of time.
So keep your hands out of my business, I’m sleeping in today.
Jacob Reinhardt 09/05/2013
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
black african american, dedication, fantasy, funny, imagination, life, people, political, slam, uplifting, visionary
Crock Around the Clock
< Barack
What Crock
No Pun Just Humor LOL
Entry For Brian Strand's
Two Lines Of Two Syllables
Footle Contest G.L. All
Written by
Rosanna Llamera
Categories:
funny,
The Clock of Life
Tic, tac the clock said.
Tic, tac, tic, tac the sound of it.
Waiting for midnight to come,,,
Like waiting for someone important.
Tic, tac, tic, tac the clock said.
Waiting for the new day to come....
To someone especial being left behind.
Tic, tac the clock said.
Hoping a new beginning to come.
Tic, tac, tic, tac the clock said.
Children and adults tease,
For the clock of life is being tease behind!!!
Written by
Davin Math
Categories:
adventure, art, confusion, funny, philosophy, sad, satire,
Clock Poetry
Time ticks and could trick
Could go places unnoticed
It can kick and trip
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
Had Heard My Clock Chiming
Had Heard My Clock Chiming
So wrote this limerick that is rhyming
In time are many grains of sand
And if you have a small hand
Hard to set clock and its timing.
My old clock soon stopped ticking
And out new one started picking
Hour earlier it happened to be
Daylight Savings Time did see
Or maybe again it was sticking.
Jim Horn
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humorous, men, people, power, strength, time,
Time and a Clock
If not time, but a clock,
that's what each one can block.
Volodymyr Knyr
2014
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
funny,
Crazy Clock
Crazy Clock
Dr. James E. Martin
©May, 2013
The clock was wound too tight.
It wouldn’t keep time right.
It would backwards run,
Creating more than fun,
It really was quite a sight.
Written by
Yvonne De Carlosa
Categories:
fun, giggle, humorous,
Hickory Dickory Mouse On Clock
Hickory Dickory Mouse on Clock
Hickory, dickory dock
mouse ran away with my sock
now they don't match
can you do catch?
now there's two more mice on clock.
Written: Nov. 1, 2015
Yvonne
Written by
Derrick Foster
Categories:
abuse, analogy, conflict, dark, fear, humor, sleep,
Alarm Clock In Jurassic Park
Roar of a snore
Heard it before
Intense urge to wiz
Felt the call that is
Awake too soon
So far from noon
Early to rise
A primal surprise
An annoying jolt
Stampeding down Jurassic Park
Up all night, pitch black dark
Toss and turn
Oil to burn
Seething at the snort
Restful slumber to abort
No excuse for this abuse
Ring the alarm, light a fuse
Snored awake, sleep do shake
Awful Fright, this late night
Pitch black dark
Jurassic Park
Written by
Kimmy Holmes
Categories:
funny, parody, work
My Clock Is Broken
Why in the HELL can I not get up in the morning?
and why would anyone want to?
put aside the dramatic sunrise
and what do you have?
A headache from too much fun
20 minutes to get ready for work
oh, and then there's WORK
and Republicans driving 40 in a 65
You ever notice how slow republicans drive?
I am not a morning person
I like tacos at 3am
the quiet is mine
the sky much more interesting
You ever notice how much better you look at nite?
Written by
Sabrina Robillard
Categories:
funny, time,
Noisy Clock
My clock is ticking on the wall
Keeping me awake
It seems it doesn't care at all
That it's getting rather late
Tick Tock!
Tick Tock!
Coming from the clock
I may just have to take my clock
And throw it off the dock!
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
analogy, humor,
Grandfather Clock
A grandfather clock sure is grand
Chime the time, on an antique stand
But if late you get
There's one sure bet
That old clock won't give you a hand!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
Cuckoo Clock-Maker Fritz
Clock-maker Fritz lived in Bavaria
He was known as best in that area
It was cuckoo clocks he made
None were better at that trade
Cuckoo was he, prone to hysteria
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
Cuckoo Clock-Maker Brachs
There was once a Swiss clock-maker named Brachs
Who specialized in making cuckoo clocks
But with age he'd lost his touch
He went cuckoo inasmuch
Striving to keep ticks in sync with the tocks
Written by
Jill Martin
Categories:
funny, life,
Women and the Clock
I’ve always heard that as we
“age,”
that big boiler room called
“metabolism”
starts to slow . . . cool –
[Hey! I can hear that ticking
noise as heat dissipates]
If that is so --
why am I always so hot?
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
humor,
The Alarm Clock
Alarm clock, how I loathe thee!
How dare you wake me?
Dancing in Carnival in Brazil!
The lead Sambista,too, after all,
Covered with sequins and frills,
And I was to receive an award.
I want to throw you forward!
You are a monster in my life.
Waking me always to days of strife!
So off you go to a second hand
store......
Stop fussing in the bag now, you
obnoxious bore!
12/4/2020
4:30 am
Written by
Renee Kelly
Categories:
funny, life
Internal Clock
The light wiggles its way into my eyes
Yawning and stretching I begin to rise
"Surely it must be late morn" I think
While stumbling and struggling to blink
I don my glasses just so I can see
"It's 6 am. Are you kidding me?"
(after watching movies with my guy till the wee hours of the morning, my internal clock
decides to mess with me)
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
adventure, funny, satire,
Clock
Yard sale treasure,
I am so sharp!
What a deal I made!
A clock for fifty cents!
On my wisdom and skills
I hope I do not too much harp,
Why this clock even had no dents!
How I made this deal,
Really more of a steal...
I will never understand...
Maybe cause it had,
Only the minute hand.
Written by
Carmine Rossi
Categories:
anxiety, good morning, humorous, morning, silly,
Alarm Clock
Appreciated morning time friend.
Despised morning time enemy.
Always knowing when to chime in.
Never knowing when to shut up.
Piercing the calm.
Then teasing peace, but only for a short while.
Liking to hear itself speak.
Can't hear myself think.
Alarm clock....
Oh, dreaded alarm clock.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor,
Me One Clock Zero
There is a clock on the wall
She has been stuck at one-thirty-three for two years
I stare at her, loving it that she can no longer tick
Her ticking irritated me
Because I am ADHD
I felt all-powerful taking out her battery
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, humorous,
My Runaway Yellow Limed Clock
My clock ran away taking the time
There was no warning, just up and went.
I’d give a nickel, maybe a dime.
To keep track of the weeks I’ve spent
Feeling curiously bamboozled and stymied
By that traitorous clock sorely bent
If you see her, her face is yellow limed.
Tell her good-bye, I have moved to Kent.
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, funny, symbolism, word play,
Peter's Clock-
Peter had a clock he just learned how to walk
And when he was asked what time it was all he could say was tick tock
3/17/22
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr 2022