Humorous and funny Clowns poems and/or funny poems about Clowns. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Clowns funny poems!
Written by
Vicki Acquah
Categories:
funny, hilarious,
The Clowns For Contest
Once there were clowns in a circus,
Whose clown's knew not of their purpose.
None, laughed at their tricks.
Nor their slaps and kicks;
Because Nuns hate fracas,n ruckus.
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
humor,
Circus Clowns
After spending a night on the town
and drinking ale - a hearty dark brown,
we were feeling sooo frisky,
tried moves a bit too risky,
quickly learned: What goes up, must come down!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
humorous,
Clowns
Do you recall the song "Send In The Clowns" by Sinatra?
I reckon folks even heard it who reside in faraway Sumatra.
Long gone is famed Emmett Kelly who portrayed "Weary Willie",
And the great Red Skelton whose hilarious skits were so silly!
Alas, their likes will never be seen again in spacious circus tents,
Since movies and television have supplanted such events.
But hold on! There is still a horde of clowns who entertain us!
The Congressional Clowns (many of whom are superfluous)!
Written by
Darlene De Beaulieu
Categories:
fun, funny, nonsense,
Clowns
C-Comical
l-laughter
o-obliging
w-wacky
n-nonsense
s-special
Written by
Donald Reith
Categories:
funny, people,
Clowns Frown
Clowns Frown
Done Took Down The Town
Pat Him Down
Why You Wearing Your Wife's Wedding Gown?
Appropo, Shhh
Don't Make a Sound
I am gonna clarify This
It's Like Having a Pointed Conversationaliist Around
Square Yourself Off Your Belly Looks Like A Mound
Lookin' For One Word To Describe this Ditty
How 'Bout Profound
Written by
Dennis Spilchuk
Categories:
humor, satire,
People and Clowns
People and Clowns
People laugh at clowns
for entertainment and sport
because clowns are fools
who laugh at them in return
because they mimic people.
Written by
Heather Roe
Categories:
children, funny, imagination,
Clowns
Clown's ware makeup,
baggy clothes to
and a big red nose
they honk at you.
Clowns throw pies and water to,
just hope they don't throw them at you.
Clowns are funny ha, ha, ha,
but they have one little flaw,
they think there tiny and there small,
they cram twelve clown's inside one car.
You think I’m joking, go and see,
their at the circus religiously.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
anger, humor, irony,
bring the clowns
With schools and work overly woke
What stops some from having a stroke?
In these "correct" times
Some limerick rhymes
Can cool the mad fools with a joke
Written by
Jodie Steward
Categories:
family, funny, happiness,
Clowns
Many shapes and sizes
Some have good humor to,
Doing a job professionally
Or private birthdays for you.
They have a main purpose
To entertain and make you smile,
You can see them at a circus
Even a festival once in awhile.
There are other kinds also
Those who dont dress funny,
No acts do they demostrate
Nor make any money.
They was a born clown
Just goofy acting around,
We all know one of these
Take a good look around.
No matter what the kind is
Clowns are defently her to stay,
To make the world more happier
By making people laugh every day.
Written by
Harold Hunt Sr
Categories:
funny,
Clowns Faces
Clowns faces
The clown was sitting and putting his make up on
A white face,a big red nose Red lips.
A smile or frown, he continues being a clown.
Baggy close or a ragged hat.
A big cigar or happy balloon
Screw up hair or a red wig.
He can dance a good gig.
There are many clowns big ones small ones
Some old and some young.
Some make you cry with joy
Others make you laugh.
Many faces of a clown come with some funny names like bozo, Ronald Mc Donald.
But the king of clown was Red himself. Could make you laugh all night long
At the end, he would say, god bless you and good night.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
anxiety,
Clowns Taste Funny
Wanna know why cannibals don't eat clowns
They taste funny if they're wearing clown gowns
Something new every day
They're fun and like to play
But eventually, their smile turns into a frown
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
humor,
Space Clowns
The out of space clowns were real
They turned humans into a heel
But they forgot one
Who had a clown gun
And turned into a wheel
Written by
Anthony Biaanco
Categories:
dedication, giggle,
Clowns Splashing
The clowns have arrived- splashing lilies from the pond
OR
The clown has arrived - stealing lilies from the pond
Written by
Andrew Lewis
Categories:
happiness, humor, poems, poetry, silly, word play, writing,
Bring In the Clowns
Please bring in the clowns
bring in the those happy fools
bring in the clowns
bring in the fun times
bring in the witty puns and clever rhymes
I don't want no drama or sadness
I need laughter and happiness
I want people who are zany and screwy
I want people who funny and looney tuney
bring in the clowns
those goofy, carefree clowns
Clowns that can tell a clever joke
not someone who serious and woke
Please, bring in the clowns
Those fun, carefree, happy clowns
Written by
Monulita Boey
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous,
Crazy Clowns
several crazy clowns of different cults
craved to commit crimes for luxury
careless critical calculations are causing
crucial conflict with cashless returns
concern with catching several cases
candles and coke chanting in their cars
stalking copying conjuring while
continue casting spells while I'm calm
I'm a cosmic cat that construct from cubes
my crown was cloaked so you couldn't see
came for me countless times clearly warned
now completely cornered by the clapback.