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Poem Details | by
Robert Pettit |
Categories:
funny,
A cockroach can be found on the right side of my screen.
Crawling up and down, it is making quite a scene.
I don’t want to see that repulsive thing anymore.
What happened to the St. Ives woman who was here before?
I think to display that cockroach here is very wrong.
I cannot stay on this page for very long.
This is a poem. Did you expect a song?
Poem Details | by
Alkas Poetry |
Categories:
allusion, dad, funny, insect, mom,
COCKROACH...!!!
Scream my desperate daughters ...
- Mom, kill the cockroach ...!
I ask because mom
and not the father ...!?
- What's the reason for not
dad ...!?
They answer in chorus:
- Dad crushes ... and we
cannot stand... !
- Mom, kill with class,
with insecticide ... let it
dizzy ...!
So, here at home,
is she the woman who
is the exterminator of the future!
of cockroaches ...!
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
conflict, humorous, insect,
Said Mr. Cockroach to Mr. Beedle
My body threads the 'Insect Needle'
I'm agile, swift, and how I jump
Mr. Beedle, you're far too plump
Replied Mr. Beedle to Mr. Cocroach
My attributes one cannot coach
I'm sturdy, steady -- albeit slow
My shell protects me from my foes
The debate continues
Hot embers fanned; for
These two rivals' return
To 'in(ter)sectionality lands'
Poem Details | by
Indiana Shaw |
Categories:
humorous, insect, satire,
COCKROACH LOVERS
Mind:
If: you ever come across a cockroach lover, avoid them like mad
They are either so very weird or very desperately lonely and sad
Indiana Shaw . . . ; )
Poem Details | by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty |
Categories:
funny, nonsense,
The king's pet cockroach, a curious chap,
Swallowed a cat with a mighty snap.
Then it fainted away,
In a bug-sized dismay,
So the kingdom mourned for a week-long nap!
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humor,
Cockroach was styling, in her element tonight
Wrapping her velvet cloak around her formal tight
The rest of the models stayed out of cockroach’s way
Knowing she will be left standing at the end of their day