Humorous and funny Cockroach poems and/or funny poems about Cockroach. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Cockroach funny poems!
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
funny,
Cockroach At the Right
A cockroach can be found on the right side of my screen.
Crawling up and down, it is making quite a scene.
I don’t want to see that repulsive thing anymore.
What happened to the St. Ives woman who was here before?
I think to display that cockroach here is very wrong.
I cannot stay on this page for very long.
This is a poem. Did you expect a song?
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
allusion, dad, funny, insect, mom,
Cockroach Impact
COCKROACH...!!!
Scream my desperate daughters ...
- Mom, kill the cockroach ...!
I ask because mom
and not the father ...!?
- What's the reason for not
dad ...!?
They answer in chorus:
- Dad crushes ... and we
cannot stand... !
- Mom, kill with class,
with insecticide ... let it
dizzy ...!
So, here at home,
is she the woman who
is the exterminator of the future!
of cockroaches ...!
Written by
Indiana Shaw
Categories:
humorous, insect, satire,
Cockroach Lovers
COCKROACH LOVERS
Mind:
If: you ever come across a cockroach lover, avoid them like mad
They are either so very weird or very desperately lonely and sad
Indiana Shaw . . . ; )
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
conflict, humorous, insect,
Mr Cockroach Vs Mr Beedle
Said Mr. Cockroach to Mr. Beedle
My body threads the 'Insect Needle'
I'm agile, swift, and how I jump
Mr. Beedle, you're far too plump
Replied Mr. Beedle to Mr. Cocroach
My attributes one cannot coach
I'm sturdy, steady -- albeit slow
My shell protects me from my foes
The debate continues
Hot embers fanned; for
These two rivals' return
To 'in(ter)sectionality lands'
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
funny, nonsense,
The King's Pet Cockroach
The king's pet cockroach, a curious chap,
Swallowed a cat with a mighty snap.
Then it fainted away,
In a bug-sized dismay,
So the kingdom mourned for a week-long nap!
Written by
Benjamin Bartley
Categories:
humorous,
The Cockroach Hotel
Beneath the leaves
One may find
Scribbles of another kind
Written there are hidden truths
Collated by collective roots
Stashed under a different roof
Stored next to a bed of bark
Are twisted tales from the dark
You’ll find something similar to
Gideon’s Bible soaking up the dew
Nuclear holocausts they will survive
Though, these Hotels take their lives
So, if you’re a cockroach checking in
You just may want to find a friend
In Jesus!
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor,
cockroach was styling
Cockroach was styling, in her element tonight
Wrapping her velvet cloak around her formal tight
The rest of the models stayed out of cockroach’s way
Knowing she will be left standing at the end of their day