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A cockroach can be found on the right side of my screen.
Crawling up and down, it is making quite a scene.
I don’t want to see that repulsive thing anymore.
What happened to the St. Ives woman who was here before?
I think to display that cockroach here is very wrong.
I cannot stay on this page for very long.
This is a poem. Did you expect a song?
allusion, dad, funny, insect, mom,
Scream my desperate daughters ...
- Mom, kill the cockroach ...!
I ask because mom
and not the father ...!?
- What's the reason for not
They answer in chorus:
- Dad crushes ... and we
cannot stand... !
- Mom, kill with class,
with insecticide ... let it
So, here at home,
is she the woman who
is the exterminator of the future!
of cockroaches ...!
humorous, insect, satire,
If: you ever come across a cockroach lover, avoid them like mad
They are either so very weird or very desperately lonely and sad
Indiana Shaw . . . ; )
conflict, humorous, insect,
Said Mr. Cockroach to Mr. Beedle
My body threads the 'Insect Needle'
I'm agile, swift, and how I jump
Mr. Beedle, you're far too plump
Replied Mr. Beedle to Mr. Cocroach
My attributes one cannot coach
I'm sturdy, steady -- albeit slow
My shell protects me from my foes
The debate continues
Hot embers fanned; for
These two rivals' return
To 'in(ter)sectionality lands'