Funny Poems About Cod or Cod Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Cod poems and/or funny poems about Cod. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Cod funny poems!

Written by Joyce Johnson
Categories: funny,

I Hab a Cod

When Christmas party is foiled by flu
What then, does a harried hostess do?
She goes to the phone
Says, “We must poshtpone.
We’ll reschedule when the dyear is dew”.




(the year is new)

Written by Whit Deschner
Categories: animal, fate, humor, moving on, relationship, stress, word play,

The Lingering Ling Cod

Grasped in the fish monger’s fingers
The lingering ling cod now lingers
Knowing in the fingers of the fish monger
A ling cod will linger no longer