Humorous and funny Cod poems and/or funny poems about Cod. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Cod funny poems!
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny,
I Hab a Cod
When Christmas party is foiled by flu
What then, does a harried hostess do?
She goes to the phone
Says, “We must poshtpone.
We’ll reschedule when the dyear is dew”.
(the year is new)
Written by
Whit Deschner
Categories:
animal, fate, humor, moving on, relationship, stress, word play,
The Lingering Ling Cod
Grasped in the fish monger’s fingers
The lingering ling cod now lingers
Knowing in the fingers of the fish monger
A ling cod will linger no longer