Funny Poems About Cod or Cod Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Joyce Johnson |
Categories: funny,

I Hab a Cod

When Christmas party is foiled by flu
What then, does a harried hostess do?
She goes to the phone
Says, “We must poshtpone.
We’ll reschedule when the dyear is dew”.




(the year is new)


Poem Details | by Whit Deschner |
Categories: animal, fate, humor, moving on, relationship, stress, word play,

The Lingering Ling Cod

Grasped in the fish monger’s fingers
The lingering ling cod now lingers
Knowing in the fingers of the fish monger
A ling cod will linger no longer