Humorous and funny Cookie poems and/or funny poems about Cookie. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Cookie funny poems!
Written by
Michelle Faulkner
Categories:
funny, giggle, silly,
The Last Cookie
Poor last cookie, alone on the plate
No one partook, no one ate
Not for lack of flavor, this I know
Having already sampled its sweet morsels
Only one, is it wrong to steal a bite
From someone who's tempered their appetite?
Could I conceive of anyone so flip
As to decline the temptation of chocolate chip?
Must I do a stranger a favor
And step aside so they may savor
The succulence of the final taste
Or grab it now, in greed and haste?
The debate is settled by my mother's standards
Whose inner voice insists I show good manners.
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny,
Poet's Fortune Cookie
Don't rip your heart open too deep
(All they'll see are the valves and the veins)
Don't puke out your guts in one heap
(All they'll smell is the rotten Chow Mein)
Footnote: I decided to enter this as my worst poem because it really stinks and makes me want to throw up...
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
humorous,
The Hookie, Cookie, Rookie
The Hooky, Cookie, Rookie
Dr. James E. Martin
©January, 2014
They say his nick-name is “Cookie.”
From school he’d often play hooky.
He was no fool,
Was actually quite cool,
It is evident he was no rookie.
Written by
Darlene Gifford
Categories:
desire, god, humor, sorry, sweet,
God Knows I Ate a Cookie
From the top of my head
to the tip of my toes
there's nothing about me,
that God does not know.
He knows I am weak,
but in Him I am strong.
And what ever I do,
He sees my rights
and He sees my wrongs.
God, You know I'm not perfect,
and this cookie I eat,
tastes so delicious,
fresh baked and sweet.
Help me, God, to control
my diabetes today.
And give me a love
for more veggies, I pray.
(P.S., God, Can you make them taste sweet?
Like the cookies so tempting that I love to eat.)
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Written by
Russell Grushco
Categories:
body, humor, life, loneliness, sin,
Lill Cookie, Lol
On one lonely night my "other brother" wrote:
My nature made of body and a soul.
They're quite different two brothers.
Soul whispers me - don't even think, don't sin.
The body, however, wants a lill cookie ;)
Written by
Allié-Marie Smith
Categories:
food, funny, roses are red,
Cookie
Roses are red,
Violets are pleasant.
You're getting a cookie
Instead of a present.
Written by
Matthew Lorenz
Categories:
food, children, funny
Cookie
Silly little child
You have to eat dinner first
No cookie for you
Written by
Faleshia Murphy
Categories:
funny
Cookie Jar
Who stold my cookies out the cookie jar
Who ever you are you won't get far
They took my big chewy chocolate chips
I got my Ice cream all ready to mix
OOPS sorry I left them in the car
Written by
Noelle Devereau
Categories:
desire, funny, sexy,
Oh Shoot--- a Doggone Cookie
OH SHOOT!!! .A DOGGONE COOKIE
He wanted from her some sweet nookie.
Instead all he got was a cookie.
He suffered his fate.
When he went to date.
Because the poor girl then played hookie!!!!
06/19/14
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
funny, imagination, inspirational, nature, places, uplifting, visionary
My Mom Is One Tough Cookie
deep in the forest
collapsed limbs fungus rockbeds
natures own fury
Tribute To Nature
Even If She Is Mean LOL
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
fantasy, humorous,
She's a Tough Cookie
Cookie monster was in a foul mood
She’d found something so bad on her food
A black and white turd
Produced by big bird
When she saw him she said something lewd!
Cookie Monster was curt and concise
She don’t give folks impartial advice
My word what a bore
Her word is the law
I don’t think she is really that nice
04~16~17
Inspired by limerick collaboration by Lin Lane
Written by
John Wilmore
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, child, children, funny, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, nonsense, silly,
Cookie the Cat
Cookie can cook recipes from a book,
She can rustle up meals in a flash.
She wears a chef’s hat even though she’s a cat
And she works in a restaurant for cash.
Once Chef Cookie cooked all the fish I had hooked
While out fishing with Oli one day.
She fried them in batter, served them up on a platter
And we scoffed them all up right away.
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
cute, food, funny, humor, humorous, wisdom,
Fortune Cookie
I ate a fortune cookie with the paper in it
I am pretty sure that the fortune
will come through
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
food, funny,
My Fortune Cookie
I'm breaking it open to take a lookee.
What does it say inside my fortune cookie?
Written by
Teresa Harr-Pena
Categories:
funny, mystery,
Cookie Monster
I turn around
And they were gone
I left them with my milk
That was very wrong
I looked at the animals
I checked the floor
Not a crumb anywhere
Just like before
There's a monster in my house
And this is no rookie
It doesn't like milk
But steals all my cookies
Written by
Breeann Mahoney
Categories:
faith, funny,
The Fortune Cookie
The fortune cookie with it's lovely shape
the fortune cookie I think smells great.
I don't like to eat them though it's the
fortune inside I like the most and, the
last one I got said it best,
"I show you doubt to prove that faith exist"
Not quite a fortune but, a
message from that man,
that God of ours isn't he grand?
That was his answer to the questions
I had been asking, his sense of humor
keeps me laughing.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
cute, games, giggle, girlfriend, innocence,
A Cute Girl Named 'Cookie'
A cute girl fell for me named 'Cookie'
Who asked me to play this game, 'Nookie'
She nuzzled up to me
Which caused me to flee ~
Cookie'd picked an innocent rookie
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
humor,
Cookie Cutter Comments
All cooki-cutter comments, say the same thing!
But to blind you, they toss God's name in the ring.
Stay away from me, please!
Hang your comment on another poet's tree.
Dishonesty and I are an explosive mix.
Find someone else to lie to, and get your fix!
4/28//2021
Written by
Alesia Leach
Categories:
cat, food, funny,
The Great Cookie Caper
I baked some cookies, fresh and warm,
Their smell, a perfect, sugary storm.
I turned my back for just a beat,
And came back to a missing treat!
The culprit’s clear, though no one speaks—
It’s furry paws and whiskered cheeks.
A trail of crumbs leads down the hall,
A guilty cat, too proud to call.
I chase him down, he gives a stare,
Like, "What? I'm innocent, I swear!"
But crumbs are clinging to his tail,
And I know well, I’ve lost this tale.
So next time I bake, I’ll make a stand—
Lock the cookies in a jar, so grand!
But for now, I’ll laugh and sigh,
That sneaky cat’s the cookie guy!