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Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
food, humorous,
I endured burnt offerings at the table -
A meal ‘cooked’ by my mother in law
If I hadn’t been married her lovely son
I’d have walked straight out of the door!
I heaved at every charred mouthful
Smiled, and said the meal was ‘divine’
She told me she’d had cookery lessons
But her food was only fit to feed swine!
Is my poem just a fairy story
Or is it a clever allegory?
What Doesn’t Kill Us Contest
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Poem Details | by
Joseph Sergi |
Categories:
funny, giggle,
Summer Cooking
Its summer time you know what that means,
We move the grill out for all to see.
Stainless Steel shining in the sun,
Five burners! Yea that’s the one!
Then the family comes over and the heat is on
You’re thinking to yourself “this is not fun”
Sweat is pouring down and rolling in your eyes,
And the smoke rises up to the sky.
Burgers and hot dogs fly off the grill,
You think to yourself when will they be fill?
Summer cooking in the hot sun,
I can’t wait until winter comes.
JSergi
7/4/2018
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
clothes, humor,
Felines have a versatile paw
That unfolds a razor like claw
An apron has strings
That cats see as playthings
While scratching chef's butt 'til it's raw
Author's Note: This story was related to me by an attractive and shapely associate who claims she sometimes works in her kitchen dressed only in her bra and an apron.
Poem Details | by
Harry Horsman |
Categories:
funny,
My wife loves to cook with wine
when friends come around to dine.
sometimes when she’s in the mood
puts some in the food.
© Harry J Horsman 2011
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
funny, history, imagination, native american, places, seasons, visionary
mojave desert
one hundred and one in shade
can cook egg on rock
Poem Details | by
Joyce Johnson |
Categories:
brother, funny,
My brother was first at the table
to pile six pancakes on his plate.
I don’t know how he stayed so skinny
given the enormous amount that he ate.
My daddy had made the hot syrup
from white sugar or so he had thought.
After one bite my brother was choking,
hair rising as though he’s besot.
Then Dad yelled ,”Don’t pour the syrup.
Instead of sugar, I grabbed Epsom Salt. "
Won No. 5
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
adventure, analogy, betrayal, creation, humor, longing, wisdom,
Why would I care enough
to open your recipe story?
Why don't I care enough
to pour you in to enrich mine?
I love your wild seasoned willingness,
can't say the same for our salty willfulness
to exchange our sweet belonging
for side-by-side sour longing.
for being karma's relentless instructions
when we could more peacefully
become simple incarnate
co-productions.
Prime cooking together
feeds my soul to yours,
organic compost
sublime breakfast
wild voiced beings
with choices
stir-flying nice.
Freedom from recipe's half-baked inwardness
evolves freedom toward half-fried out hypothesis.
Natural nutrients grow strong values
folding our stories with care.
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
food, fruit, humorous,
When cooking some stewed plums and custard
Distracted, I ended up flustered
They tasted so weird
and sadly I feared
I’d added a dollop of mustard!
Fiction write!!
02/01/18
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
dad, dog, food, fun, humor, together, uplifting,
Fire up the grill ~ let's all eat
Dad's steak now well done
Hot dogs for doggy and me
Granny potatoes
Mom veggies with salt
Say blessing
Eat
Date Written:5/31/2022
4 Place
Whats Cooking on the Grill this Summer Contest
Sponsored by: M. L. Kiser
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
food, fun, humorous,
In summer some folks barbecue
It’s something that they often do
Foul smoke is so wispy
Food’s burnt black and crispy -
When proffered I’ll say no thank you!
I enjoy eating food which is cool
I’ll prepare it and lie by my pool
Here’s something I’ve learned
Salad cannot get burned
It’s delicious, and sure makes me drool
Summer Cooking Contest
6/26/18
Poem Details | by
Daver Austin |
Categories:
food, funny
COOKING SCHOOL (Fibonacci)
Flour
Dough
Knead it
Give a spin
Itsa nice anda round
Then put it ina the baking pan
Now sauce adda you choice of veggies mozzarella
Put it in the oven Mamma mia! What aroma!
Hey! How bouta some pizza!
Poem Details | by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories:
abuse, career, character, confusion, corruption, funny, health,
Cooking sick in different tastes
All these doctors
Eating money is routinely happening
The one’s in veterinary
Eating their own patients
All what’s heartening!
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
humor,
Joan’s spouse requests surf and turf.
Bob’s stature and beard - a smurf.
In short, she plays cute,
Puts on a wet suit.
She climbs iron board to surf.
Bob tells her to get on down.
His ask, does not make her frown.
She winks as he guides
And rolls with the tides.
She’s hot off the plate, his clown.
7/16/2022
Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Lisa YY
Poem Details | by
Joshua Lacey |
Categories:
funny
Cooking at Valeo
Always so much fun
Cooking at Valeo
Gobble when we're done!
Cooking at Valeo
Don't catch yourself on fire
Cooking at Valeo
It's my heart's last desire!