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Poem Details | by Deb Wilson |
Categories: funny, garden, sexy,

The Cougar With The Green Thumb

There once was a cougar named Rose

who kept the young men on their toes.

Working in her garden

they'd say "beg your pardon

I'll bet you could use a good hose!"

for Bawdy Limericks Two contest
sponsored by Roy Jerden

Poem Details | by Quentin Ehlinger |
Categories: funny,

Cougar Lugar

There once was a very fine cougar
Who had a top-of-the-line Lugar...
She shot him in the head
Because he never said
She was much sweeter than sugar!

Poem Details | by Michelle Faulkner |
Categories: confusion, funny, riddle, word play,

Cougar Fan

The older woman suddenly beams
When the young man says they are his dream
Thinking he's a fan
She flashes her cans
But his T-shirt reads, 'Cougars Football Team.'

Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: age, birthday, funny love, humor,


You can’t iron something that’s wrinkled
She’s lived ninety years in this skin
She’d popped in her teeth and she’d tinkled
This birthday she ain’t staying in

Her gout and arthritis were giving her grief
But tonight she intended to flirt
Doc Martens and knickers a long way from brief
Fish nets and a very short skirt

She went to a bar full of pushing and shoving
And eyed a young guy in the queue
She winked and she said if you’re after some loving
I’d whip off my bloomers for you

27 November 2020
For: Make Me Laugh With Some Humour contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, satire,


I gasp, when you split your tight skirt I’m shocked, your G string’s on display It serves you right you dreadful flirt I’m sure you knew my neighbor's gay! He’s handsome with eyes of teal blue Yet has no interest in you Still you tried hard to seduce him Right in front of his partner Jim When you split your tight skirt I’m shocked I gasp, your G string’s on display You dreadful flirt, I’m sure you knew My neighbors gay, it serves you right A cougar could tempt a straight guy - you’ve no chance with him… say goodbye! Charonnet Poetry Contest Sponsored by Charles Messina 09/03/20