Humorous and funny Cougar poems and/or funny poems about Cougar. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Cougar funny poems!
Written by
Deb Wilson
Categories:
funny, garden, sexy,
The Cougar With the Green Thumb
There once was a cougar named Rose
who kept the young men on their toes.
Working in her garden
they'd say "beg your pardon
I'll bet you could use a good hose!"
for Bawdy Limericks Two contest
sponsored by Roy Jerden
Written by
Quentin Ehlinger
Categories:
funny,
Cougar Lugar
There once was a very fine cougar
Who had a top-of-the-line Lugar...
She shot him in the head
Because he never said
She was much sweeter than sugar!
Written by
Michelle Faulkner
Categories:
confusion, funny, riddle, word play,
Cougar Fan
The older woman suddenly beams
When the young man says they are his dream
Thinking he's a fan
She flashes her cans
But his T-shirt reads, 'Cougars Football Team.'
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
age, birthday, funny love, humor,
Cougar
You can’t iron something that’s wrinkled
She’s lived ninety years in this skin
She’d popped in her teeth and she’d tinkled
This birthday she ain’t staying in
Her gout and arthritis were giving her grief
But tonight she intended to flirt
Doc Martens and knickers a long way from brief
Fish nets and a very short skirt
She went to a bar full of pushing and shoving
And eyed a young guy in the queue
She winked and she said if you’re after some loving
I’d whip off my bloomers for you
27 November 2020
For: Make Me Laugh With Some Humour contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, satire,
This Cougar Is Challenged Ct
I gasp, when you split your tight skirt
I’m shocked, your G string’s on display
It serves you right you dreadful flirt
I’m sure you knew my neighbor's gay!
He’s handsome with eyes of teal blue
Yet has no interest in you
Still you tried hard to seduce him
Right in front of his partner Jim
When you split your tight skirt I’m shocked
I gasp, your G string’s on display
You dreadful flirt, I’m sure you knew
My neighbors gay, it serves you right
A cougar could tempt a straight guy -
you’ve no chance with him… say goodbye!
Charonnet Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Charles Messina
09/03/20
Written by
Karen Jones
Categories:
art, funny love, poetry,
Cougar
There was a man from France
Who was quite a handsome man
Pursued by a cougar
He tried to lose her
But she still got in his pants!