Humorous and funny Courage poems and/or funny poems about Courage. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Courage funny poems!
Written by
Carrissa Whateley
Categories:
break up, confidence, courage, funny love, grief, growing up
The Love Shock Test
why seek true love
when even the truest love is fleeting
the thing you should desire is
for lasting love to transpire
take my hand and hold your breath
this is a love test
do you have a single doubt
about how it will turn out
are you afraid they will leave
and how you could possibly grieve
worry no more the stress will disappear
and just send this to your sweet dear
because it's over they never really let you near
it is fact they are being clear they don't want you here
take your love and disappear don't live in fear
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
adventure, courage, freedom, funny, hate, history
Alien-Nation
One more alien... an extra terrestrial. Bloody foreigners.
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
anxiety, bereavement, courage, fear, humor, loneliness
Is Humanity That Bad
"Is humanity that bad?" pondered the lighthouse keeper, frightened with the sea
Written March 27th, 2016
For the See or Feel Contest Hosted by Poet Destroyer
Placed 2nd
Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
adventure, animal, confusion, courage, fear, funny
Zookeeper
Lookin' after pests
Keepin' a CLOSE eye on 'em
"Those wild animals!"
Roamin' around zoo
Searchin' for sneaky monkey
Hidin' in a tree
Zookeeper gets mad
"Where's Marty, the smartypants!?"
"He TOOK my cage keys!"
Written by
Ralph Sergi
Categories:
humorous,
Courage
Courage
There once was a man who was fearless
Confronting a fear he could care less
His courage was there
Like Samson with hair
Except on his head he was hairless
Courage-Andrea Dietrich Contest
July 4, 2015
Written by
Chukwuemeka Mbah
Categories:
black african american, caregiving, courage, funny, grief, humorous
Pointing Fingers
You are one of the reasons
Why they inflate their quote
If you had seized the seasons
Good men could have had your vote
You are one of the reasons
Why our sweet land has gone sour in waste
Here is one of your multiple treasons
You aid corruption just to suit your taste
You are one of the reasons we wedge weighty wrath
Bombs daily detonate like fickle fireworks far north
You decided to do nothing but shut your mouth
So they took our weary sail south
You are one of the reasons the land is inflicted with rape
Overflowing in abundance yet you mong like a greedy ape
Alas our land is grey and old but not due
And it hurts me to know that I am also you.
Written by
Gail Debole
Categories:
adventure, animal, courage, funny, humor, humorous
Stan the Snail's Bucket List - First Item
Stan even has his own coloring book on Amazon.com at https://www.amazon.com/Stan-Busy-Snail-Gail-DeBole/dp/B09MDVQLTR!
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Poem written by Gail DeBole on 10, 2015 and updated on 6/18/2018
Stan the Snail wished for a ride
On a turtle before Stan died
With his antenna intact
And the wind at his shell's back
He'd relax while enjoying the stride.
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Written by
Ndaba Sibanda
Categories:
children, courage, hilarious,
Kicking Super Hero
From where l live
I see a silly monster
Trying to tiptoe and dive
At you as if it`s a star
Quickly I move in and check
Then like a super hero
I aim and really kick
It into a screaming zero!
(N.B For Carol Eastman`s
Superhero contest)
Written by
Mariam Traore
Categories:
care, courage, funny, school, stress, truth
Idiots Like You
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Idiots like you,
belong in a school'
Don't get upset,
I went there too,
I passed all my classes,
cuz I was smarter than you,
But hey don't you worry'
You wont be one for long'
Just pass all your classes,
Go on what you waiting for,
an invitation?
No I don't think so
go right now.
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
courage, humorous,
Limerick: Once a Fierce Samurai From Xi Ban Guo
Limerick: Once a fierce Samurai from Xi Ban Guo
Once a fierce Samurai from Xi Ban Guo
Displayed his sword-play in a tornado
But his sword slipped hands
And entered his ampersands*
So now he limps about incognito.
• In fact, I really mean: §
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
art, courage, forgiveness, hilarious, humorous, meaningful
Lost Poets
Lungs that burst
life that escaped
when poor souls rant and ranted more
instead of reciting poetic verse
I pray one day
they find a way
to re-discover kindness I say
sadly, this dream, will never be
Hens and co?cks, birds of a feather
singing on the rudeness tree
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
courage, dark, dedication, farewell, forgiveness, funny
Ball of Fire
Today is Doomsday.
Some believe today is Doomsday
Some say maybe the end of the year
However, do we really care?
How would the earth end?
In a ball of fire or
would it swallow us up into puff of dust
in a matter of an hour..
I rather am buried under pile of snow.
Eternal Preservation "what a nice way to go
However do we have option in a world?
Where lunatics have taken over asylums
where deranged souls spreading like a social cancer
Is doomsday the answer..?
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
adventure, anxiety, courage, for him, humor, husband
There I'Ve Said It
Ah, there's something I must tell you
and although I know it's late
I simply have to say it
'Cause, I don't think it can wait
I know you're sitting there
In the dark and all alone
Know I'ld rather, it in person
Than like this, on the phone
But the distance in-between us
And the years that passed us by
Have shown a light upon this subject
And exposed an awful lie
So when you see me, I'll be different
Don't be mad, and please don't cry
I'll always be your loving wife
Although, I've changed into a guy
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
courage, humor,
The Spanish King and I
The King and I
I have seen the king of Spain abdicating
in full uniform, but his cap was too small
this made him look jolly except for his
cane and the small steps of an old man.
Until recently he looked handsome and
had many mistresses and he was fond of
hunting elephants; he has given up both
pursuits and is faithful to the queen.
Old age sometimes arrive suddenly, there
you are walking about feeling in tune with
the world, for next waking up in a hospital
being lifted by strong arms from a trolley to
a bed and have your shrunken ***** cleaned
by a brisk nurse. The king and I are identical.
Written by
Davor Miljkovic
Categories:
candy, chocolate, courage, funny love, sweet,
Your Sweet Defender
Fruity and chocolate
Cakes and other temptations,
Worry not my dear,
I'll vanquish them all bravely
Before they reach your sweet tooth
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
adventure, character, conflict, courage, funny,
Three Monkeys On a Boat
Three Monkeys On a Boat
three monkeys on a boat
One had money, the others broke
The Second monkey rowed
As the third one stole
The first one said that was bold
The second one sworn
He call the cops, as soon as they get a shore
The third one fled
Jumped over board
The first one said "ooot-oot-hEY YOU CAN'T SWIM"
So the second one threw a life preserver and vest
No monkey No that's candy
So the first monkey jump into the river
And so did monkey two
Then all of a sudden monkey three got back on board
The others swam to shore
Monkey three crash and drown
Guess it doesn't pay to steal
12/14/17
written by James Edward Lee Sr.
Written by
Susan Jeavons
Categories:
children, courage, fantasy, giggle, humorous, imagery
Dragon Giggles
Dragon Giggles
To make a dragon giggle
you must wiggle both your ears
stand upon one foot
scream and shout and hope he hears.
If he falls down on the ground
and his fire fizzles out
you have found his funny bone
and he'll laugh and roll about.
But do not be presumptuous
and think this dragon's tame
for fire breathing dragons
are quite famous for their flame!
If he doesn't think you're funny
lay down flat, pretend you're dead
and if you're lucky he won't scorch you
but will tickle you instead!
Written by
Eric Boddie
Categories:
cool, courage, humor, philosophy, poetry,
Fluent Rhyme
"Fluent Rhyme"
by: Eric L. Boddie
Do you stew shrews to brew few true new clues
12/3/15
one liner contest
by silent one
Written by
Ryan Graham
Categories:
courage, funny, how i feel, humor, irony, loneliness
Barred
Barred
I see her there next to the jukebox.
I see him alone at the bar.
Damn, she looks good in that outfit.
Look at the size of his arms.
How can I get his attention?
Perhaps I should buy her a beer.
Why am I feeling so nervous?
Why am I filled with this fear?
I bet she’s already been taken.
He must have found someone to love.
I bet that she thinks I’m a loser.
I must not be attractive enough.
Screw it—there’s no point in trying.
Forget it— I’m just going home.
I guess I can see what’s on Netflix.
I guess I’ll watch Netflix alone.
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
art, boyfriend, confusion, courage, dedication, humorous
Long Focus Lens
I knew, that if you knew that I was watching
Your thoughts of me would never be the same
The sexual approach as you hugs and
caresses her silicone enchancers
So tightly,
You feast upon her, sweetness
That moaning sound, the bulging purple blood;
Surges in your veins
You close your eyes, and you sigh “Oh my God”
words, I never heard like that before
You seem at ease with the whore
Written by
Vickie Hurtt - Thayer
Categories:
confidence, courage, fantasy, funny, women,
Beautiful Dreamer
I had a wonderful dream,
last night,
I was not me,
I was svelte,
Refused a piece of cake,
ate all my vegetables,
Was an expert in karate,
earned my black belt,
My hair was long,
lustrous waves of gold,
I kicked my mental demons,
Into oblivion,
They flew thru,
the magnetic meridian,
I was the me,
I always wanted to be,
I awoke from my dream,
Lying there thinking,
I am strong,
No black belt needed,
I'm not blond,
But I can change that,
My mental strength,
is my super power,
But refusing that piece of cake,
Let's not get carried away!
Where is my Wonder Woman,
When I really need her?
Written by
Carol B Tyre
Categories:
courage, encouraging, environment, humor, jobs, poetry
I'Ll Be Back
I'm no good at trimming trees,
Cut right through them like a breeze.
Snipping here and snipping there,
Like someone without a care.
Make no-sense to hire someone,
For I've already begun.
I always start way-down low,
Fast and fiery as I go.
Where blossoms are crunchy brown,
Still and quiet on the ground.
Branches green and full of leaves,
Without one trace of disease.
Stopping here and stopping there,
As fragments fall everywhere.
Leaving the trees very thin,
While I stand and scratch my chin.
I'll trim just a little more,
For I am a conqueror.
Upward with my best attack,
Knowing next year ... I'll Be Back!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
adventure, age, america, confidence, courage, giggle
jerkins to perkins
thunder clouds you roll away
come right back another day
no rain or bellow
for this old fellow
weatherman its pancakes day.
Written by
Richard Nnoli
Categories:
africa, america, confidence, courage, humanity, humor
Life Is Deep
life is deep
yet you are
deeper
life is deep
yet you are
in the hole of life
and the hole
can't be available
with out you
in it
life is deep
so dig
it
out
life is deep
well how
deep can
you go
life is deep
yet in
it mysteries
lies the source
of our growth
life is deep
but we could
be it deepness
life is deep
yet our soul
lives along
with it energy
life is deep
yet the
deepest part
is yet to be
a new beginning
in our creativity
nowadays
on moral values
no wonder yet still
life is deep
Written by
Jacob Cra
Categories:
courage, humorous, teen, dog, dog,
Triple Dog Dare
I triple dog dare you to kiss that girl!
Said Teresa, grimacing wide.
I said “Okay, I’ll do it!”
And I did, or at least, tried.
I walked up to her in study hall,
asked her if she was from heaven and all,
and then leaned in for a kiss,
when she kicked me... right in the balls!
Maybe I shouldn’t have done that!
No more triple dog dares for me!
“Go lick that sign!” Jimmy yelled.
Well, maybe one more dare at least!