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Poem Details | by Elton Camp |
Categories: humor,

The Cow At the Car Wash

By Elton Camp

Tex had a longhorn he hoped to sell
But it was too dirty to do very well

It’d been lolling in the mud and dust
To get it all cleaned up was a must

So Tex pulled into the car wash bay
He put in coins and began to spray

He washed the critter nose to tail
Got it all ready for the cattle sale

But loading it back onto the truck
He got gored and was out of luck

So here’s the moral to this tale
Wash a cow and it may impale


Poem Details | by Gracelyn Mims |
Categories: funny,

The Cow That Didn't Know How

There Once Was a Cow 
That Didn't Know How
To Moo 
Like Normal Cows Do.

He Took Lessons From the Duck
But Didn't Have Any Luck.

He Tried With The Quail
But That Was a Fail.

He Asked the Pig
Who was Really Quite Big
But Even He Didn't Know How
To Moo 
Like Other Cows Do.

He Asked the Horse
Who Was Brilliant, Of Course.
He Thought it Was Funny
And Said 'Go Ask the Bunny.'

He Tried and Tried
Then Was Hit By a Plow.
And Died as the Cow
That Didn't Know How
 To Moo
Like Normal Cows Do.



Poem Details | by Emile Pinet |
Categories: humorous, imagery, satire,

Holy Cow-

There once was a chef named Lew who swore Samuel's words were true that Sacred cows make a great tasting steak and the best hamburgers too. Sacred cows make the best hamburger. Quote by Samuel Clemens (A.K.A. Mark Twain) (1835-1910) U.S. humorist, writer, and lecturer.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

A Cow With A Green Eyebrow



Did you ever see a cow with a green eyebrow If you did, you'd best lay off the hooch Hooch in moderation is acceptable But if you see a pink elephant fly by your window You have definitely over indulged Another sign is when the things you say Don't exactly match what you're thinking Such as instead of saying, “You have nice boobs” You actually say “bice noobs” Has a nice ring to it as does “a great sackbide” Hey I don't make this stuff up you know! So getting back to that strange looking cow If you haven't been drinking... and you see one Run, don't walk, to the nearest shrink! © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, farm, giggle, humor, humorous, image, silly,

A Cow Named McKuen

There once was a cow named McKuen
Whose cud she was always a'chew'n.
Till one day in her lane
We asked please explain,
Said she shor beats a stand'n 'n moo'n.

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: animal, england, hilarious, horror, humorous,

To Kill a Mocking Cow

The farmer said to the cow
Be quiet you old sow
To which she replied
I am not a pig, I am a mooing cow!
He looked at her mockingly
Saying "That is yet to be determined"
She huffed and puffed as he called the butcher.

Whether she was a cow, or a pig or even a one legged chicken
She is now the silent one.

For on the table she sits
A rightful dish along with the haggis
The Fox shall enjoy his menu de la soir
Roasted and basted
Merry Christmas to one and all!

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Cow Pie

There's a cow pie in the yard.
So what do you think?
Is it bull?

(Cow pie is American slang for cow dung & "bull" is the
abbreviated form of a vulgar word meaning something foolish
or useless. Anyway, it's a play on words that I hope translates
ok for the non native English speakers here)

For Dr. Ram Mehta's Contest on Quinzaine Poems
and now for PD's "any poem under 5 lines #1" - Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by DrJim Martin |
Categories: funny,

Lazy Cow

Lazy Cow
Dr. James E. Martin
©May, 2013

The cow loved to chew her cud
As she lay in the cooling mud.
She was lazy you see,
As lazy as could be,
Some would even say she was a dud.

Poem Details | by Laura Leiser |
Categories: animal, funny,

Melancholy MOODS of a Cow

I think my MOO MOJO has let me down
that HE bull, Morris, just grunts and frowns
he doesn't even glance around
when I pass by, I'm just another COW.

Those devilish twins, Dan and Dick
sneak out at night and play their tricks
while I try to sleep, they go COW DIP
and knock me down, they need a good WHIP.

And every morning, when Sally MILKS me
she pulls so hard, it nearly KILLS me
It's an UDDER shame, one day, you'll see
I'll KICK her good, when she ain't looking!

I'm in a baneful MOOD, I feel so alone
Just wandering along, I MOO and I MOAN
I chew my old CUD and aimlessly roam
Wish I weren't filled with these dang HORMONES!   





Written on 2/19/2016


 

Poem Details | by Larry Belt |
Categories: funny

Mr Cow

I had a cow with only one udder
She never gave milk to make my butter
Her udder was hard to pull
But I found out she's a bull
Thinking back now really makes me shudder

Poem Details | by Tahera Mannan |
Categories: funny

Stylish Cow

There was a young thin cow of Holland
She would love to laze around on hot sand
Eating grass was well past
She wanted to have a blast
By munching organic fruits freshly canned

Poem Details | by spandan karmakar |
Categories: funny,

Cow from Tokyo:HEADS

No cow,no milk
no milk now,
I will go,
my mom will go
to bring our cow
from Tokyo.

Poem Details | by Harshath Vidheya |
Categories: farm, funny, humor, humorous, society, truth, world,

COW ENTERED


A Cow Entered Politics,
Retired as a Buffalo.

A Cow Entered Pakistan,
Ended up Cooked.

A Cow Entered America,
Her Visa Revoked.

A Cow Entered North Korea,
Kim Jong-un Drank all the Milk.

Poem Details | by Aniruddha Pathak |
Categories: humor,

Cow dung cakes online

Online shopping may scarce see the sink
In India; or that’s what one would think.
What a gift these dung cakes
That appeal like this rakes,
Raising ah a sweetly vengeful stink!
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Online shopping seems to have taken India by storm that would include even cow-dung cakes-- one of the most currently popular gifts ordered—often with a request to gift-wrap before delivered. And stocks run out, an eight piece package may cost up to 400 rupees. Hope, I won't get one for this ditty.
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   Happenings | 08.03.2017 |   

Poem Details | by Sidney Beck |
Categories: humorous,

THE COW NOBEL PRIZE MYSTERY

THE COW NOBEL PRIZE MYSTERY

How come more cows
Don’t win Nobel prizes
And trophies of different sizes
With questions of why s and how s ?

It’s not the size of their feet
Nor their horns nor their udder
Nor  the lack of an intellectual rudder
Which makes them easy to beat

No  -  they’re just much too lazy.
It’s far easier to cow-walk
Than to argue and cross-talk
In a meadow hot and hazy.

So, in Nobels they’re always last;
But if these cleft-foot guys wise-up
They’d soon be picking a prize up
And the size of their prize would be vast.


Poem Details | by i have forgiven you but it will never be the same |
Categories: funny

.Why the cow goes moo.

The cow goes moo
when he's taking a poo
then he says boo hoo.
cause it just sits there
and hangs.
then it slowly slides out.



For My sister Maddy.

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

Cow Moos Have Accents



Here's a humorous fact about moo cows They moo in an accent from the region they chow Mind blowing if true Dug it up just for you Big guffaws this hilarious tidbit allows!

Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: animal, humor,

The Odd Cow

His parents had a cow when he was born
a speech impediment made them forlorn
instead of a moo
he'd let out a boo
scaring the herd all night and morn.



10-23-17

Poem Details | by Elton Camp |
Categories: humorous, car,

The Cow at the Car Wash

The Cow at the Car Wash

By Elton Camp

Tex had a longhorn he hoped to sell
But it was too dirty to do very well

It’d been lolling in the mud and dust
To get it all cleaned up was a must

So Tex pulled into the car wash bay
He put in coins and began to spray

He washed the critter nose to tail
Got it all ready for the cattle sale

But loading it back onto the truck
He got gored and was out of luck

So here’s the moral to this tale
Wash a cow and it may impale

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Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: fantasy, funny, visionary

Holy Cow { Footle}

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    Holy Cow




Entry For Matt Calir
Write Now Contest

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: hilarious,

A Cow With A Green Eyebrow



Have you ever gone to a pet shop and asked for a cow Being very specific, one with a green eyebrow Seems kinda strange Leads to a weird exchange Said they sell goats and giraffes but cows the city won't allow