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Poem Details | by
Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories:
food, funny, imagination, nature, places, seasons, visionary,
It runs gracefully across the sand
Feet leaving prints as it passes
Gracefully moves its own way
Delicacy for some
It’s now on the run
Dashing for hole
Peppered spice
It’s hot
Crabs!
Poem Details | by
Romeo Naces |
Categories:
animals, funny, nature,
a squatter or scab,
drags his house, like a shell cab,
that's the hermit crab!
Poem Details | by
Romeo Naces |
Categories:
animals, funny, life,
An *** keeps crabbing against a crab
that has just dug a manhole nearby,
concerned about rumors that might fly,
tarnishing his reputation thereby,
for when folks ponder, ask in wonder
about that dark hollow in the ground
and see in the vicinity only him
and no one else around,
they'll surely wink and snicker, and rib
each other with a question so crass:
Prithee, what do you call that hole
obviously belonging to that ***?
Indeed, when folks have finally made up
their minds and mouths about you,
no finger-pointing will ever do,
the damage done you can't undo !
Poem Details | by
Bart Jonas |
Categories:
funny,
Stepping upon yonder SCALE
A weight,230,it means that I did FAIL
Hunger horrors as one gets OLD
acid indigestion..from the Doritos or so i'm TOLD
Beauty school dropout(I had never PASSED)
Fading studly looks(knowing early it could never LAST)
As we get older,our demeanor becomes mostly CRAB
becoming mortals and facing expanding FLAB