Humorous and funny Cricket poems and/or funny poems about Cricket. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Cricket funny poems!
Written by
Roger Wilson
Categories:
animal, betrayal, fate, giggle,
The Frog and the Cricket
The frog croaked
The cricket chirped
The cricket croaked
The frog burped
Written by
Md Shahadat Hossain
Categories:
allusion, humorous, inspirational, life,
Life Is a Cricket Match
Life is a cricket match
If you don't do bat in time
You may be out by catch.
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
funny, sports
Cricket
I had always enjoyed playing cricket
Till one day I told them to stick it
I was in at the crease
And was brought to my knees
When a googly hit me, middle wicket
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
corruption, humorous, sports,
Having a Ball - It Just Isn'T Cricket
His team’s chances he hoped to enhance -
So a cricket player took a chance
He’s caught ball tampering
Such disgrace it did bring
He got snapped with his hands down his pants!
3/27/18
Written by
Fayaz Bhat
Categories:
funny,
On Playing Poor Cricket
I bowl balls too wide
Or leap forward a little, and
They call it ‘No!’
Then if I bowl a straighter
The dull players love it, lifting to the fence!
And the viewers whoop
Others whisper, so silly he is!
I flush in shame and pledge again
Won’t play another day, another game.
They hint their last bowler bowl me slow
The ball takes ample time, and finally ‘rives
Altho’ I Closely watch, and decide an elegant pull
It always misses; and dashes to the stupid stump!
Hey! You needn’t be ‘noyed over
I know, they love me all.
Nor need you worry over!
For I’m a litterateur, I better shouldn’t sport.
Written by
Gwendolen Song
Categories:
animal, children, funny,
A Cricket Lies Dead
A cricket lies dead on the sidewalk...
.....hop-less.
Gwendolen Rix
10-19-14
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
animals, children, funny, nature,
Buddy Cricket
Little black drummer
Hiding in the corner,
Playing his little drum
All the night long.
It's sounding kind of hazy;
I think I am going crazy
From listening to the rhythm
Of his little drum song.
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
animals, funny, happiness
Listen To Your Cricket
Disney's Jiminy Cricket,
is my favorite guy, by far!
Since I first saw him singing,
"When you wish upon a star".
He was just a little Cricket.
But despite his tiny size,
Jiminy had a heart of gold
and was very smart and wise!
"You must avoid temptation",
he told his wooden friend.
"If you listen to your conscience,
you'll be happy in the end".
I admire Jiminy's attributes
and the values that he set.
To be appointed "Official Conscience",
is about as good as it can get!
Pinocchio learned to choose right from wrong
and when troubled on what to decide,
He relied on Jiminy's insightful advice,
"To let your conscience be your guide"!
By Ralph Taylor
Written by
Judith S
Categories:
humorous,
Cricket In My House - Part 2
I want to entrap him to set him free
But how do you catch what you just can't see
I come near the sound
Yet when I'm around
His PEEP becomes mute as a sand flea!!
Written by
Gary Smith
Categories:
humorous, insect, nature,
A Cricket In a Thicket
As I idled on the grass
I heard a little cricket,
But I could not see him though,
He was somewhere in a thicket.
I found his chirping charming
An engaging chap was he,
But just where he was chirping from,
Was quite a mystery.
Yet I did not search I listened
That was quite enough for me,
He could chirp away all day
I enjoyed his company.
Entry for
LATE FEB 2019 ,ANY FORM OR NONE,
ANY THEME,UP TO A MAX OF 20 LINES Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Brian Stand.
21/2/19. Placed=1st.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
food, games, giggle,
Neither Cricket Nor Croquet
Discriminating palates
garnish salads with shallots
But when eating croquettes
avoid mallets
Written by
Daniel Sweatt
Categories:
adventure, baby, child, cute, fantasy, fun, funny,
Who Is Jimini Cricket
How often do you cry. Their is hope after you die. A stress free life is the way to go. Their goes Jimini cricket with a Afro. Have you ever watched Little miss Robin Hood. I bet you would date her only if you could. The truth is your just a toddler. Look at that clown looking at you with soo much laughter. I have a story to tell. I am looking for a Lamborghini for someone to sell. If you put all your marbles in one bag. Don’t be surprise if you come out sad. So listen to what I have to say. Whatever just ignore everything I said and have it your way. Oh yeah before you go, don’t forget your Milky Way and next time when you come back, try to stay.
Written by
Matthew Herfurth
Categories:
humor,
Cricket Bat
Cricket Bat
My old cricket bat stores all the
divisions of
geological time.
Written by
Trina Layne
Categories:
depression, for her, humor, relationship, word play,
Cricket in the Summer - Updated
Pinkie's ova dried up in summer.
Her sackcloths made beach days a bummer,
till she caught a sperm whale—
an Aussie bowler, "Gale"—
who had spun her like a newcomer.