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animal, betrayal, fate, giggle,
The frog croaked
The cricket chirped
The cricket croaked
The frog burped
Md Shahadat Hossain
allusion, humorous, inspirational, life,
Life is a cricket match
If you don't do bat in time
You may be out by catch.
I had always enjoyed playing cricket
Till one day I told them to stick it
I was in at the crease
And was brought to my knees
When a googly hit me, middle wicket
animal, children, funny,
A cricket lies dead on the sidewalk...
animals, funny, happiness
Disney's Jiminy Cricket,
is my favorite guy, by far!
Since I first saw him singing,
"When you wish upon a star".
He was just a little Cricket.
But despite his tiny size,
Jiminy had a heart of gold
and was very smart and wise!
"You must avoid temptation",
he told his wooden friend.
"If you listen to your conscience,
you'll be happy in the end".
I admire Jiminy's attributes
and the values that he set.
To be appointed "Official Conscience",
is about as good as it can get!
Pinocchio learned to choose right from wrong
and when troubled on what to decide,
He relied on Jiminy's insightful advice,
"To let your conscience be your guide"!
By Ralph Taylor
corruption, humorous, sports,
His team’s chances he hoped to enhance -
So a cricket player took a chance
He’s caught ball tampering
Such disgrace it did bring
He got snapped with his hands down his pants!
I bowl balls too wide
Or leap forward a little, and
They call it ‘No!’
Then if I bowl a straighter
The dull players love it, lifting to the fence!
And the viewers whoop
Others whisper, so silly he is!
I flush in shame and pledge again
Won’t play another day, another game.
They hint their last bowler bowl me slow
The ball takes ample time, and finally ‘rives
Altho’ I Closely watch, and decide an elegant pull
It always misses; and dashes to the stupid stump!
Hey! You needn’t be ‘noyed over
I know, they love me all.
Nor need you worry over!
For I’m a litterateur, I better shouldn’t sport.
animals, children, funny, nature,
Little black drummer
Hiding in the corner,
Playing his little drum
All the night long.
It's sounding kind of hazy;
I think I am going crazy
From listening to the rhythm
Of his little drum song.
I want to entrap him to set him free
But how do you catch what you just can't see
I come near the sound
Yet when I'm around
His PEEP becomes mute as a sand flea!!
humorous, insect, nature,
As I idled on the grass
I heard a little cricket,
But I could not see him though,
He was somewhere in a thicket.
I found his chirping charming
An engaging chap was he,
But just where he was chirping from,
Was quite a mystery.
Yet I did not search I listened
That was quite enough for me,
He could chirp away all day
I enjoyed his company.
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adventure, baby, child, cute, fantasy, fun, funny,
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