Funny Poems About Cricket or Cricket Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by Roger Wilson |
Categories: animal, betrayal, fate, giggle,

The frog and the cricket

The frog croaked
The cricket chirped
The cricket croaked
The frog burped


Poem Details | by Md Shahadat Hossain |
Categories: allusion, humorous, inspirational, life,

Life Is A Cricket Match

Life is a cricket match 
If you don't do bat in time 
You may be out by catch.

Poem Details | by john fenn |
Categories: funny, sports

Cricket

I had always enjoyed playing cricket
Till one day I told them to stick it
I was in at the crease
And was brought to my knees
When a googly hit me, middle wicket

Poem Details | by Gwendolen Song |
Categories: animal, children, funny,

A Cricket Lies Dead

A cricket lies dead on the sidewalk...

.....hop-less.


Gwendolen Rix
10-19-14





Poem Details | by RALPH TAYLOR |
Categories: animals, funny, happiness

Listen to Your Cricket

Disney's Jiminy Cricket,
is my favorite guy, by far!
Since I first saw him singing,
"When you wish upon a star".

He was just a little Cricket.
But despite his tiny size,
Jiminy had a heart of gold
and was very smart and wise!

"You must avoid temptation",
he told his wooden friend.
"If you listen to your conscience,
you'll be happy in the end".

I admire Jiminy's attributes
and the values that he set.
To be appointed "Official Conscience",
is about as good as it can get!

Pinocchio learned to choose right from wrong
and when troubled on what to decide,
He relied on Jiminy's insightful advice,
"To let your conscience be your guide"!


By Ralph Taylor





Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: corruption, humorous, sports,

HAVING A BALL - IT JUST ISN'T CRICKET

His team’s chances he hoped to enhance - So a cricket player took a chance He’s caught ball tampering Such disgrace it did bring He got snapped with his hands down his pants! 3/27/18

Poem Details | by fayaz bhat |
Categories: funny,

On Playing Poor Cricket

I bowl balls too wide
Or leap forward a little, and
They call it ‘No!’
Then if I bowl a straighter
The dull players love it, lifting to the fence!
And the viewers whoop 
Others whisper, so silly he is!
I flush in shame and pledge again
Won’t play another day, another game.
They hint their last bowler bowl me slow
The ball takes ample time, and finally ‘rives
Altho’ I Closely watch, and decide an elegant pull
It always misses; and dashes to the stupid stump!
Hey! You needn’t be ‘noyed over
I know, they love me all.
Nor need you worry over!
For I’m a litterateur, I better shouldn’t sport.

Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, children, funny, nature,

BUDDY CRICKET

Little black drummer 
Hiding in the corner,
Playing his little drum
All the night long.
It's sounding kind of hazy;
I think I am going crazy
From listening to the rhythm
Of his little drum song.

Poem Details | by Judith S |
Categories: humorous,

Cricket in my House - PART 2

I want to entrap him to set him free But how do you catch what you just can't see I come near the sound Yet when I'm around His PEEP becomes mute as a sand flea!!

Poem Details | by Gary Smith |
Categories: humorous, insect, nature,

A Cricket In A Thicket


As I idled on the grass
I heard a little cricket,
But I could not see him though,
He was somewhere in a thicket.

I found his chirping charming
An engaging chap was he,
But just where he was chirping from,
Was quite a mystery.

Yet I did not search I listened
That was quite enough for me,
He could chirp away all day
I enjoyed his company.






Entry for
LATE FEB 2019 ,ANY FORM OR NONE,
ANY THEME,UP TO A MAX OF 20 LINES Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Brian Stand.
21/2/19. Placed=1st.

Poem Details | by Daniel Sweatt |
Categories: adventure, baby, child, cute, fantasy, fun, funny,

Who is Jimini Cricket

How often do you cry. Their is hope after you die. A stress free life is the way to go. Their goes Jimini cricket with a Afro. Have you ever watched Little miss Robin Hood. I bet you would date her only if you could. The truth is your just a toddler. Look at that clown looking at you with soo much laughter. I have a story to tell. I am looking for a Lamborghini for someone to sell. If you put all your marbles in one bag. Don’t be surprise if you come out sad. So listen to what I have to say. Whatever just ignore everything I said and have it your way. Oh yeah before you go, don’t forget your Milky Way and next time when you come back, try to stay.