Funny Poems About Croquet or Croquet Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Croquet poems and/or funny poems about Croquet. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Croquet funny poems!

Written by Sandra L. Weiss
Categories: funny, humorous, nonsense,

Croquet Anyone

There once was a lady with a story.
She made it up for fame and glory.
Her topic, a bit risque.
A naked game of croquet.
The description was very gory.

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: food, games, giggle,

Neither Cricket Nor Croquet

   Discriminating palates
      garnish salads with shallots
    
   But when eating croquettes
      avoid mallets