Humorous and funny Croquet poems and/or funny poems about Croquet. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Croquet funny poems!
Written by
Sandra L. Weiss
Categories:
funny, humorous, nonsense,
Croquet Anyone
There once was a lady with a story.
She made it up for fame and glory.
Her topic, a bit risque.
A naked game of croquet.
The description was very gory.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
food, games, giggle,
Neither Cricket Nor Croquet
Discriminating palates
garnish salads with shallots
But when eating croquettes
avoid mallets