Funny Poems About Crown Of Sonnets or Crown Of Sonnets Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Crown Of Sonnets poems and/or funny poems about Crown Of Sonnets. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Crown Of Sonnets funny poems!

Written by Poet. Undertaker
Categories: humor,

Jack, the Crow

Once there was a man called Jack, the crow
this crow wanted to be called as “clever crow”
believed “I am fox, the shrewd” 
exploited "values misunderstood"
bloody jack is no “first citizen” but “esteemed citizen” now!

Written by Maggie Huffman
Categories: humorous,

Crow Humor

Loud raucous laughter
From rowdy crows overhead
I missed the punch line


Written by Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories: animal, bird, funny, humor, humorous, poetry, poets,

The Crow

I once heard a knock at my door
And there was a crow repeating "No more"
I was so taken aback
I hit him with a rack
And sent him crashing right on the floor!







September,3,2014

Written by Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories: bird, humorous,

Nothing To Crow About

My neighbor owned a rooster on his lot

   That woke me at four each dawn on the dot

      Recently, I haven't heard

         Crowing from that boorish bird

 l           I pray he was tossed in a boiling pot

Written by CayCay Jennings
Categories: humorous,

The Crow Is a Chicken

As I walked thru glistening, deep snow A crow swooped and pecked a strike combo Upon my shocked and cold nose I returned snowballs well froze Downed crows sure can chicken dance in snow
Robert Haigh's Limerick Contest February 21, 2018


Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, funny,

Crow Thief

There once was an owl name of Lash.
He hid all his toys in the trash.
Along came a crow
He stopped and said “whoa!”
And stole every bit of the cache.

Written by Dufflite Xetaw
Categories: bird, creation, humor, humorous, simple,

The Curious Crow

A clever young crow from Belize
Collected old buttons with ease.
It hoarded its stash
In a bucket of trash,
And sold them for shiny gold cheese.

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: humor,

Ostentacious Showy Crow

Here comes the uppity bejeweled crow
Carrying her loud beak just so and so
She is wearing a cape as white as snow
Her beady eyes turn on me; they have a glow

Flashing gemstone rings are on her feathers today
She preens and twists, weirdly turning away
Around her neck there is a diamond choker
I heard she won this playing cardinal poker