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Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Jack, the Crow
Once there was a man called Jack, the crow
this crow wanted to be called as “clever crow”
believed “I am fox, the shrewd”
exploited "values misunderstood"
bloody jack is no “first citizen” but “esteemed citizen” now!
Written by
Maggie Huffman
Categories:
humorous,
Crow Humor
Loud raucous laughter
From rowdy crows overhead
I missed the punch line
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
animal, bird, funny, humor, humorous, poetry, poets,
The Crow
I once heard a knock at my door
And there was a crow repeating "No more"
I was so taken aback
I hit him with a rack
And sent him crashing right on the floor!
September,3,2014
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
bird, humorous,
Nothing To Crow About
My neighbor owned a rooster on his lot
That woke me at four each dawn on the dot
Recently, I haven't heard
Crowing from that boorish bird
l I pray he was tossed in a boiling pot
Written by
CayCay Jennings
Categories:
humorous,
The Crow Is a Chicken
As I walked thru glistening, deep snow
A crow swooped and pecked a strike combo
Upon my shocked and cold nose
I returned snowballs well froze
Downed crows sure can chicken dance in snow
Robert Haigh's Limerick Contest
February 21, 2018
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, funny,
Crow Thief
There once was an owl name of Lash.
He hid all his toys in the trash.
Along came a crow
He stopped and said “whoa!”
And stole every bit of the cache.
Written by
Dufflite Xetaw
Categories:
bird, creation, humor, humorous, simple,
The Curious Crow
A clever young crow from Belize
Collected old buttons with ease.
It hoarded its stash
In a bucket of trash,
And sold them for shiny gold cheese.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor,
Ostentacious Showy Crow
Here comes the uppity bejeweled crow
Carrying her loud beak just so and so
She is wearing a cape as white as snow
Her beady eyes turn on me; they have a glow
Flashing gemstone rings are on her feathers today
She preens and twists, weirdly turning away
Around her neck there is a diamond choker
I heard she won this playing cardinal poker