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Poem Details | by Poet. Undertaker |
Categories: humor,

Jack, the Crow

Once there was a man called Jack, the crow
this crow wanted to be called as “clever crow”
believed “I am fox, the shrewd” 
exploited "values misunderstood"
bloody jack is no “first citizen” but “esteemed citizen” now!

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Poem Details | by Maggie Huffman |
Categories: humorous,

Crow Humor

Loud raucous laughter
From rowdy crows overhead
I missed the punch line

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Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: animal, bird, funny, humor, humorous, poetry, poets,

The Crow

I once heard a knock at my door
And there was a crow repeating "No more"
I was so taken aback
I hit him with a rack
And sent him crashing right on the floor!







September,3,2014

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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: bird, humorous,

Nothing To Crow About

My neighbor owned a rooster on his lot

   That woke me at four each dawn on the dot

      Recently, I haven't heard

         Crowing from that boorish bird

 l           I pray he was tossed in a boiling pot

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Poem Details | by Caycay Jennings |
Categories: humorous,

The Crow Is a Chicken

As I walked thru glistening, deep snow
A crow swooped and pecked a strike combo
Upon my shocked and cold nose
I returned snowballs well froze
Downed crows sure can chicken dance in snow







Robert Haigh's Limerick Contest
February 21, 2018

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Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, funny,

Crow Thief

There once was an owl name of Lash.
He hid all his toys in the trash.
Along came a crow
He stopped and said “whoa!”
And stole every bit of the cache.

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