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Once there was a man called Jack, the crow
this crow wanted to be called as “clever crow”
believed “I am fox, the shrewd”
exploited "values misunderstood"
bloody jack is no “first citizen” but “esteemed citizen” now!
Dorian Petersen Potter
animal, bird, funny, humor, humorous, poetry, poets,
I once heard a knock at my door
And there was a crow repeating "No more"
I was so taken aback
I hit him with a rack
And sent him crashing right on the floor!
Loud raucous laughter
From rowdy crows overhead
I missed the punch line
As I walked thru glistening, deep snow
A crow swooped and pecked a strike combo
Upon my shocked and cold nose
I returned snowballs well froze
Downed crows sure can chicken dance in snow
Robert Haigh's Limerick Contest
February 21, 2018
4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, funny,
There once was an owl name of Lash.
He hid all his toys in the trash.
Along came a crow
He stopped and said “whoa!”
And stole every bit of the cache.