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Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: angst, feelings, humorous,

- The Soup Cuckoo -

Jealousy is not the fear of losing
but the feeling that our position is threatened
As wet sand between your toes, unwanted

Sometimes jealousy turns into obsession
There are many wars, love your enemies ... never
We fight for love as a tender and small sparrow
Bitter taste, there is a fly in the soup

- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: funny

Cuckoo Clocks

Cuckoo clocks are quite ornate it is said

     But those raucous squawks we suffer with dread

          Why could not its designer

               Have found a bird much finer

                    Like a sweet trilling canary instead

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 5 in Brian Strand's "Five Lines Down" Contest - May 2011

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: childhood, food, children, funny, health, imagination, inspirational, life, uplifting, visionary,

I'm Cuckoo For Coco Puffs

<                      once was an  cuckoo bird named Sonny
                         tagging along gramps as first  gunny
                               shooting up cereal bowls
                     with dark puffs @@@ nice ~ and ~ slow
                            Oh how trix rabbit did so runny  

Entry For Poets Destroyer 's
Your Favorite Cereal Limerick
GL All                                  

Poem Details | by Peter Lewis Holmes |
Categories: humor,

Royal Cuckoo

My country is a grown up one,
do we need these kings and queens?

They own the land and interbreed 
to protect their royal brand.

They kiss her feet and drink from 
her mug, eat bacon from her plate

And in the past Elizabeth one, would
scrape your ashes from her grate

Now her descendant, dripping in
gold, and furs and caviar, doesn’t

Know you or me, but we the people,
pay her bills, and clean her lavatory

They’re all the same, rich parasites,
living off Britain’s honest folk,

Long live the queen and write a poem?
What a bloody joke!

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous,

Cuckoo Clock-maker Brachs

There was once a Swiss clock-maker named Brachs

   Who specialized in making cuckoo clocks

      But with age he'd lost his touch

         He went cuckoo inasmuch

            Striving to keep ticks in sync with the tocks

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: humorous,

Cuckoo Clock-Maker Fritz

Clock-maker Fritz lived in Bavaria

   He was known as best in that area

      It was cuckoo clocks he made

         None were better at that trade

            Cuckoo was he, prone to hysteria

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: crazy, humorous,

Shampoo Cuckoo

            ~ Warning ~
 'Deep Meaning' lurks just beneath
     this shallow conversation...

  One egg, please, no smell
    Are you mad, sire, pray tell

  Heavens, no. I'm off to shampoo
                 with egg salad gel

    Yes. I see that of your normal self, sire
                 you are but a shell