Funny Poems About Cunning or Cunning Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Cunning poems and/or funny poems about Cunning. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Cunning funny poems!

Written by Rico Leffanta
Categories: humor,

Cunning Ham

Tom flew down to Turkey to play
But found at the end of the day
Putin had to gobble
So there was a squabble
Hence the Marmite-Putin soufflé

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: funny, missing you, poets, word play,

A Certain Cunning Ham Named Tom

There's a certain cunning ham named Tom
Who once crafted limericks with aplomb
  Lately, no funny new lims
  Has Tom's funny bone dimmed -- NO 
His computer's been infected with ROM!


Written by Darren Watson
Categories: funny,

My Cunning Plan

My mother was spring cleaning 
So I needed a reason to escape 
I have got a devilish mind 
and my cunning plan is taking shape.
The plug has fallen off the hoover 
I've unscrewed the head from the sweeping brush 
A little superglue on the furniture polish 
and the button will not push .
Tomato ketchup on my white sock 
I've trodden on a nail 
Link that my acting
and my cunning plan can't fail 
but mothers know when something is fishy 
She gave me that look that doesn't need to speak
I lost use of my computer 
and got grounded for a week.

Written by Grace Mutindi
Categories: funny,

Cunning Squirrel

sun’s coat on the maize
here and there the squirrel ducks
leaving her to pant 



©GraceM Composition

Written by Robert Delamare
Categories: funny, imagination, mystery, parody, time, travel

A Kid of Cunning

They call me cunning but Im only a kid
They call me stunning want to take a bid
I might gamble I might cheat
Lets just skip that beat
I've already confess 
My one true purpose
That to gain not give
For I want to live
Slated as a outlaw 
Accused as a thief
Why do i bear all this grief
Ha Ha many laugh but they are not true
Accused themselves and all there old world crew


Written by Terry Flood
Categories: america, humorous, native american,

Geronimo - a Cunning Escape

Those cowboys chased him ’cross the land
What a shame they hadn't planned
The man accused of rape and pillage 
Made it to a distant village
Leather boots effecting entry
Every shack discovered empty
Save for one where ‘mum’ was cooking
Cowboys moved on, elsewhere looking
Who could know Geronimo
Would ever wear a kimono
And stand there cooking chicken dippers
Wearing bright pink fluffy slippers

Written by Clive Blake
Categories: africa, animal, cute, fun, humor, humorous,

The Zebra Is A Cunning Beast

The Zebra has a puzzling name,
Alphabet letters strangely cast,
It finishes off with the first,
After starting off with the last!

The Zebra is a cunning beast,
It blends with the waving grass,
With stripes upon its body and head
And even stripes upon its – legs!

Written by Amy Green
Categories: funny

The Cunning Kitten

Oh joy of joys!
She bought us some toys-
Whenever I am bad
She yells and gets mad...

For a minute or two-
Until I show her a view
Of the crushed little kitten
with big, sad eyes
Then she hugs me, all smitten.

Every time I am deceitful
and cunning;
Silly human- I own you
It's all just an act-
But one thing is a fact
I know what I'm gettin'
More toys for me to whack!


A. Green