Humorous and funny Cunning poems and/or funny poems about Cunning. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Cunning funny poems!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Cunning Ham
Tom flew down to Turkey to play
But found at the end of the day
Putin had to gobble
So there was a squabble
Hence the Marmite-Putin soufflé
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
funny, missing you, poets, word play,
A Certain Cunning Ham Named Tom
There's a certain cunning ham named Tom
Who once crafted limericks with aplomb
Lately, no funny new lims
Has Tom's funny bone dimmed -- NO
His computer's been infected with ROM!
Written by
Darren Watson
Categories:
funny,
My Cunning Plan
My mother was spring cleaning
So I needed a reason to escape
I have got a devilish mind
and my cunning plan is taking shape.
The plug has fallen off the hoover
I've unscrewed the head from the sweeping brush
A little superglue on the furniture polish
and the button will not push .
Tomato ketchup on my white sock
I've trodden on a nail
Link that my acting
and my cunning plan can't fail
but mothers know when something is fishy
She gave me that look that doesn't need to speak
I lost use of my computer
and got grounded for a week.
Written by
Grace Mutindi
Categories:
funny,
Cunning Squirrel
sun’s coat on the maize
here and there the squirrel ducks
leaving her to pant
©GraceM Composition
Written by
Robert Delamare
Categories:
funny, imagination, mystery, parody, time, travel
A Kid of Cunning
They call me cunning but Im only a kid
They call me stunning want to take a bid
I might gamble I might cheat
Lets just skip that beat
I've already confess
My one true purpose
That to gain not give
For I want to live
Slated as a outlaw
Accused as a thief
Why do i bear all this grief
Ha Ha many laugh but they are not true
Accused themselves and all there old world crew
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
america, humorous, native american,
Geronimo - a Cunning Escape
Those cowboys chased him ’cross the land
What a shame they hadn't planned
The man accused of rape and pillage
Made it to a distant village
Leather boots effecting entry
Every shack discovered empty
Save for one where ‘mum’ was cooking
Cowboys moved on, elsewhere looking
Who could know Geronimo
Would ever wear a kimono
And stand there cooking chicken dippers
Wearing bright pink fluffy slippers
Written by
Clive Blake
Categories:
africa, animal, cute, fun, humor, humorous,
The Zebra Is A Cunning Beast
The Zebra has a puzzling name,
Alphabet letters strangely cast,
It finishes off with the first,
After starting off with the last!
The Zebra is a cunning beast,
It blends with the waving grass,
With stripes upon its body and head
And even stripes upon its – legs!
Written by
Amy Green
Categories:
funny
The Cunning Kitten
Oh joy of joys!
She bought us some toys-
Whenever I am bad
She yells and gets mad...
For a minute or two-
Until I show her a view
Of the crushed little kitten
with big, sad eyes
Then she hugs me, all smitten.
Every time I am deceitful
and cunning;
Silly human- I own you
It's all just an act-
But one thing is a fact
I know what I'm gettin'
More toys for me to whack!
A. Green