Humorous and funny Daffodils poems and/or funny poems about Daffodils. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Daffodils funny poems!
Written by
Sean Kelly
Categories:
funny, parody, daffodils,
With Apologies To Wordsworth.
I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high as day begun,
Until I see a happy crowd,
YES !! then I'll go and block the Sun .
I'll threaten mist , but dump some showers.
First a gentle fall , then heavy spills.
I'll seek-out Willie Wordsworth's flowers
And rain upon his daffodils .
P.S. Lighten-up folks...... not to be taken seriously...........
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous, drug, daffodils,
Bills Bills Head Busting Bills
Bills, bills, head busting bills
Checked the drug store, ain't no bill pills
Got pills for aches
Got pills for weight
Think I'll just go out and pick daffodils
© Jack Ellison 2015
(A sequel LOL)
Written by
Ann Roske
Categories:
funny, hope, inspirational, nature, daffodils,
Optimistic Daffodils
a forgotten pail
optimistic daffodils sprout without
dirt
Written by
Keith Bickerstaffe
Categories:
humorous, daffodils,
Daffodils
I wandered lonely as a cloud
until my feet got wet.
I struggled through the
undergrowth and found myself
beset by insects all around,
my temper wholly spent,
to hell with yellow daffodils
and my predicament!
...with apologies to Mr Wordsworth!
Written by
Keith Bickerstaffe
Categories:
funny, daffodils,
Daffodils
...with apologies to WW
I wandered lonely as a cloud
until my feet got wet.
I struggled through the
undergrowth and found myself
beset by insects all around,
my temper wholly spent,
to hell with yellow daffodils
and my predicament!
Written by
Keith Bickerstaffe
Categories:
funny, daffodils,
Daffodils
...to William Wordsworth
I wandered lonely as a cloud
and then my feet got wet.
I struggled through the
undergrowth and found myself
beset by insects nibbling at my
breast, my temper wholly spent;
to hell with yellow daffodils
and my predicament!
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
daffodils, fear, humorous, hyperbole, silly, spring, wisdom,
Mower Power
A small bee
flew up to me --
buzzing, all a-fuss
in my face:
myself, about to clip a
flowering weed~ using
fancy, dynamic, power mover --
apparently, the bee
hadn’t yet finished his
morning shopping hour….
The mower wants to slice --
the point of the bee,
better think twice…
blades and weeds
and dominant man
from the little prick
I wisely ran….
Written by
Dialectic Crisis
Categories:
daffodils, how i feel, humorous, irony,
How To Write the Ultimate Punchline For Boredom
They say, "There's a time for everything"
But this isn't a time for anything
Too very interesting
- Wait, please;
Don't leave me!
I'm just kidding!